Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1896 — Page 3

Bomm Seekers’ Excursions In order to fire everyone an Rfty to see the Western country anden- = able the home seekers tp secure a borne In time to commence work for the season of 1800, the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway has arranged to run a series of four home seekers’ excursions to various points in the West, Northwest and Bouthwedf on the following dates: March 10, April 7 and 21 and May 5, at the low rate of two dollars more than one fare for th 9 round trip. Tickets will be good for return on any Tuesday or Friday within twenty-one days from date of sale. For rates, time of trains and further details apply to any coupon ticket agent in the East or South,: or address F. A. Miller, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Chicago, IIL ‘ There are reopk oatn* Dobbins’ Electric Soap to-day WhocoHHaeocea Ksus# 1865. Would Ibis be the case were It not the purest and most economical soap - -Elite your xrocer for, K. Look oat tor Imitation*. - Dobbin?. 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WE H AVP no agents, . "" ■* Fft w "but selldlrecttotheconsinner at wholesale prices. Ship anywhere lor examt- \ >OO MLs nation before sale. EveryBfc «trl<*s of't^rrlaaos^BO gsHsrness. 41 style* C»rrls je * Harness Ms(. Ca. a W. B. Pxatx, ileoj. Elkhart, lad. A Farm for Every Han... Choice lauds, suitable for stock raising, dairying or grain producing.Tlinber and mineral resources unsurpassed. Within easy reach of railroads, schools the line oMhe NORTHERN WISCONSIN &°.° s consin Central Railroad. We will gladly furnish general information and promptly answer all Inquiries concerning them. Address for free pamphlet, Frederick Abbot, Land Commissioner, Wisconsin Central Rpg., Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Gives relief In riTX minutes. Bend for a FREE trial package. Bold by Druggists. On* Box sent postpaid on receipt of |l.Mt 81a feeze# si.oo. Address THOA rOPMAX. FHUnt., FA. KIDDERB WBTIUEB!SS. s IS: wn, Mai* A reporter called, on Wednesday •vening, May 8,1895, at the residence of Mr. William McMahon, No. 1688 Pearl street, Brooklyn Village (Cleveland); 0., to learn, If possible the cause of the noticeable improvement in his physical condition over that of a year ago, when he was a sufferer from indigestion and various organic disorders. “You see,” began Mr. McMahon, “to start with, my work r-that of setting type at the case—- — allows me little chance for bodily exercise, and is altogether too confining for anybody who is in the least subject to indigestion or dyspepsia. Perhaps not more so than many another mechanic or artlsap who is constantly indoors and under severe mental strain, while the physical development is sadly In need of something to keep It in trim. Well, that has been my complaint for years, and some months ago I became very bilious, and constipation made life miserable for me at times. Then It took injny LIVER, which became noticeably Inactive, and I became alarmed about it. The first thing I turned my attention to was to secure a ‘liver regulator,’ which, howeve’rfihiled to regulate; neift" I sought relief In ‘liver pills,’ which bo pained and griped me that the cure was, I thought, worse than the disease. The next thing I did was to throw away the whole "shooting match,’‘and resolve to take no more proprietary medicines. However, on hearing my tale of woe, one day, at the office, a fellowworkman offered* me a small Tabule —Ripans, he called it—which, he Bald, he would guarantee to act on the liver. I took it under protest, expecting to be doubled up lu about fifteen minutes with the ‘gripes.’ But I was agreeably surprised In Its action. It was very gentle, and I resolved to try a box. Since then I have gradually noted an entire change In the working of my system, and think that Ripans Tubules are the best remedy for liver and stomach troubles this side of anywhere. They are really a substitute for physical exercise. Have*one before you go?” And Mr. McMahon produced his box of "stand-bys’* from bis Inside pocket ns the reporter took his leave. Klpan* Tabule* are add by druggist*, or by mall If the price (80 eetit* a box) 1* sent to The Ripans chemical Company, No. 10 Spruce Street, New York. Sample Vial. 10 cent*. PATENTS. TRADE-MARKST Examination tod advice a* to Patentability of Invention*. Send for Inventors’ gi ids, or Bow to art A Fxtxnt. Patrick O’Farrell. Washington, D.O.

HRS. GOOLD’S GRATITUDE

HOW SHE WAS RESTORED TO ' HEALTH# ~ - » -, A " '** Condition Before and After the Birth of Her Child. From every city, tpyvn and hamlet on this vast continent, come letters from Buffering women; from those whose

No letters are published without the request of the writer. The strictest confidence is observed. The following letter represents thousands : ** I always enjoyed good health until six months before the birth of my babe. Then i was very weak; niy back ached all the time. My physicians said I would he ail right after the birth of the child, hut I was not, although at . that iime I had the best of care. The pains in my back were almost unbearable. I had leucorrhoea in its worst form; menstruations were painful. “Any worip or care would entirely unnerve me. When my babe was 11 months old, friends persuaded me to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, Before I had taken one bottle I felt the effects. My back did not ache so badly, and I felt stronger. After taking four bottles I ielt,well. My ambition returned, menstruations were painless, leucorrhoea entirely cured, and I could take care of my babe and do my housework. I shall always recommend yotir Vegetable Compound for all women, especially for young mothers.-” — Mbs. H. L, Goold, Oregon, Wis. If*Mrs. Goold had been well belore the birth of her child, subsequent suffering would have been avoided. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound should always be taken before and after birth, in order that the system may withstand the shock.

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WAS ONCE USEFUL.

•Th&t Disease-Breeding: Hum&n V cmi a form Appendix. A great deal is heard nowadays about appendicitis. y - There hs no doubt that very many persons are badly scared about it. The number of persons who will not eat fruit containing seeds is very large—this notwithstanding the face that medical opinion has agreed that not more than 6 per cent of the cases of appendicitis are due to the swallowing of seeds. \ The contents of the appendix usually consist of mucus. The appendix has abundant muscular ability to empty itself, and It has at its point of connection with the intestine a good fixed point for muscular action. But a very ■iktlß.-awcElng-wlll.eo ■contract the tubeas to prevent the escape of the concre-

THE USELESS VERMIFORM APPENDIX WHICH GIVES YOU THE DREADED APPENDICITIS.

tions. It is the bacteria that do the business. They attack the affected appendix, and the inflammation extends" thence to the adjacent organs. Although now apparently useless, it Is believed that the appendix once formed an important part of the alimentary tract. This was in the days when we needed a wisdom tooth for crushing palms and ferns and a large absorbing surface with which to extract their scanty nutriment. The wisdom tooth, with its insufficient calcification, perishes easily when attacked by bacteria, and the appendix shows the same want of resisting power ~ - The vermiform appendix was recognized lu the sixteenth century. As compared with the size of the intestine, it Is largest at birth and smallest after 70 years of age. It is of very variable'dimensions, for the reason, says the writer, th'at It is one of the structures' which, in the descent of man, “flutters before going out.” Its average length In a young adult Is not far from three and three-quarters incbes.New York World.

Current Condensations.

The total capital invested in British railways.ls about $5,000,000,000. Court dress In Berlin is to be modeled on the Venetian costume of the renaissance. One of the enterprising papers published In Brazil tells its readers that Mr. Tammany has been elected President of New York. One of|tbe most remarkable exports of the gold coast is that of monkey skins. During tbe last five years an average of 175,000 skins have been annually exported. Lady Halle, the violinist, who was Mrs. Norman Neruda, Is to have a testimonial in London next year to celebrate her first appearance as a 7-year-old prodigy fifty years ago. Plans are in progress for tbe settlement near Phoenix, Arlz., of a large Mormon colony. Brigham Young, of Salt Lake City, Is now negotiating for the purchase of the Buckeye Irrigation canal and a large area of land adjacent thereto for this purpose. Tbe canal beads on the Gila river, twenty-five miles from Phoenix, and 100,000 acres can be irrigated by extending it across tbe Hassayampa. Pointer dogs can always be trained to steal. Many of them are natural thieves without training, and any of tihe species can be dog of this kind in northwest Wasliington. He will pica up anything he can find around a yard or outside of a store, but bis specialty is In ladlesV pocketbooks and handibags. When be sees one of these he grabs it and runs, always succeeding in getting out of sight before be can be captured or followed. No owner has ever been seen, 'hence no complaints have been made at police beadquarters, but there is 'little doubt, If if were possible to follow tbe animal, that It would be found that be has been carefully trained as a purse snatcher, and that he takes bis booty borne to his master. He seems to be aware that be Is doing wrong, jumping fences and dodging around bouses when running away.

Bank President Isaac Lewis of Sabina, Ohio, is highly respected all through that section. He has lived in Clinton County 75 years; 6nd has been president of the Sabina Bank twenty years. He gladly testifies to the merit of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, and what he says is worthy attention. All brain workers find Hood’s Sarsaparilla peculiarly adapted to their needs. It makes pure, rich, red blood, and from this copies nerve, mental, tfodily and digestive strength. “I am glad to say that Hood’s Sarsaparilla is a very good medicine, especially as a blood purifier. It has done me good many times. For several years I suffered greatly Kith pains of 1— Neuralgia in one eye and about my temples, especially at night when I had been having a hard day # of physical and mental labor. I took mauy remedies, but found, help only in Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which cured me of rheumatism, neuralgia and headache. Hood’s Sarsaparilla has proved itself a true friend. I also take Hood’s Pills to keep my bowels regular, and like the pills very much.” Isaac Lewis, Sabina, Ohio. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Is the One True BloodTurlfier. Ah druggists. If. Prepared only by O. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. Pi lie are prompt, efficient and 11UUU * rillS easy in effect. 25 cents.

GOLD AT CRIPPLE CREEK.

And the Beat Way to Get There la Over the Santa Fe Route. The fabulously rich gold mining district of Cripple Creek, Colo., is attracting hundreds of people. By spring the rush bids fair to be enormous. That there is an abundance of gold there is demonstrated beyond doubt. To reach Cripple Creek take the Santa Fe Route from Chicago or Kansas City. The only standard gauge line direct to the camp. f Through Pullman sleepers and free chair cars. Tlie Santa Fe lands you right in the heart of Cripple Creek. Inquire of nearest ticket agent, or address G. T. Nicholson, G. P. A., A,, T? & S. F. R. R., Monadnock Block. Chicago.

Heat-Proof Glass.

It is said that a new glass has been manufactured, that, while it allows the free passage of light, Is a decided check to heat. In an experiment it was proven that a glass plate four-tenths cf an Inch thick allowed but four and sixtenths per cent, of radiant heat to pass through it. A very thin slab of this glass allowed less than one per cent of beat from gas to pass through It, although It permitted the transmission of twelve per cent, of heat from sunlight. If this glass is an equal bar to cold, it Is a ’discovery that revolutionize building and many other of tbe arts. The glass contains iron In tbe form of ferrous chloride.

How’s This!.

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. „ F. J. CHENEY ti COl. Toledo, O. We the undersigned hare known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by tbelr firm. West & Thuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. » Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tlie system. Testimonials sent free. Trice 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.

A Chinaman's Ideal Wife.

The Chinamen of Australia, when they take a notion to marry, write to a matrimonial agent in Hongkong something as follows: “I want a wife. She must be a maiden under twenty years of age, and must not have left her father’s bouse. She must also have. never read n book, and her eyelashes must be half an inch in length. Her teeth must lie as sparkling as tlie.pearls of Ceylon. Her breath must be like unto the scents of the magnificent odorous groves of Java, and her attire must be from the silken weaves of Ka-la-Ching, which are on the banks of tbe greatest river In the world—tbe overflowing Yang-tse-Iyiang.”

All About Western Farm Lands.

The .“Corn Belt” is the name of an illustrated monthly newspaper published by the Chicago, Burlington and Quincy R. R. It aims to give information in an ing way,about the farm lands of the West. Send 25c in postage stamps to the Cora Belt, 209 Adams street, Chicago, and the paper will be sent to your address for one year. Spare minutes are mighty laborers If kept to thfelr work. They overthrow or build up, enrich or impoverish a man. • There are Dictionaries and Dictionaries, but the noblest Roman of them all seems to be Webster. It is still easily in the lead in the great race for popularity.

Arid Region Exposition.

It is proposed in Utah to organize in co-operation with neighboring States an'“arid region exposition,” to be held successively in the principal cities of the East, for tbe purpose of showing tbe products and resources of tbe arid region and of trying to dispel tbe notion that still exisfc in some quarters that the country between the Rockies and the Sierras is a hopeless desert, given up* to sage brush and coyotes. The exposition would be something on the line of the exposition soon to be held In San Francisco. Specimens of products from the fields and orchards would be shown, with samples 6t the mineral treasures of the region. Tho exhibits would be displayed in tbe chief cities first, and then divided up for exhibition in smaller cities and throughout the Eastern States. Tbe m<iln idea la, conrae, such an exbfljitidn wbtild attract immigration and capital to tke arid West

The Rack, the Thumbecrew and the Boot

&t ' t^H't tone since abandoned, bat there Is a tormentor who still continues to agonize the Joints, muscles and nerves of man/ of us. The rheumatism, that inveterate foe to dall/ and night!/ comfort, ma/ be conquered by the timely and stead/ use of Hostetler's Stomach Bitters, which likewise eradicates neuralgia, bilious, malarial, bowel, stomach and nerve complaints. .I,x^'-

How Genius Differs from Insanity.

Some one asked Max Nordau to define the difference betrweea genius and insanity. “Well/’ said the genial author of ‘Degeneration,’ “the lunatic is, at least, sure of 'his board and clothes.” - ?

A Spring Trip South.

On April 7 and 21 and May 5, tickets wifi be sold from principal cities, towns - and villages of-the North to ali porntxon the Louisville and Nashville Railroad in Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida and a portion of Kentucky, at one single fare for . the rouni trip. Tickets will be good to return within twenty-one days, on payment of $2 to agent at destination, and will allow stop-over at any point on the south-bound trip. Ask your ticket agent about it, and if he eannot sell you excursion tickets write to C. P. Atmore, General Pasienger Agent, Louisville, Ky., or J. K. Ridgely, N. W. P. A., Chicago, 111. The most certain sign of being born with great qualities Is to be born without envy.—Rochefoucauld. A person Is prematurely old when baldness occurs before the forty-fifth year. Use Hall’s Hair Renewer to keep the scalp healthy and prevent baldness. ' Errors like straws upon the surface flow; be who would search for pearls must dive below.—Dryden. ■ Two bottles of Piso’s Cure for Consumption cured me of a bad lung trouble.—Mrs J. Nichols', Princeton, Ind., Mar. 26, ’95 His eyes have all the seeming of a demon that Is dreaming.—roe.

Mrs. Winslow’s Soothi»o Strut for Children teething; sottens the gums, reaucee inflammation, sllsys pain, cures wind colio. » cents s bottle.

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—g* wv. »«’> tt v*/ JfmMai Gladness Comes i With a better understanding of ths transient nature of the many physical ills which vanish before proper efforts—gentle efforts—pleasant efforts—; rightly directed. There is comfort in' the knowledge that so many forms ofi sickness are not due to any actual dis-: ease, but simply to a constipated condltion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt-j ly removes. That is why it is the only, remedy with millions of families, andtS’ everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness,* without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is thereforaj all important, in order to get its beneficial effects, to note when you*pur- 1 chase, that yon have the genuine article, j which is manufactured by the California 1 Fig Syrup Co. only, and sold by aU reputable druggists. —• If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, then laxatives or other remedies are not needed. | If afflicted with any actual disease, one, may be commended to the most skillful, physicians, but if in need of a laxative, then one should have.the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely used and gives most general satisfaction. c. N. IT. No. ia-9# * YXTHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS 1 " please say you saw the adrertiaeaiaat In this paper. •