Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1896 — The Old Man’s Advice. [ARTICLE]

The Old Man’s Advice.

“Yesser,” said little Ben Peachblow, “we’en I gets er big man, I’s gwinier be a artfe ’splorer, sho’s yer bawn.” “Shet np dat talk, right now,” said his father,severely. “Whut foh you gwine ’splorln’?” “Gwlnter fin’ de nawf pole.” “Sonny, yoh hyuh me say dip:. ‘Lef de nawf pole ’lone. Git yerse’f a good razzer an’ er strop. Den go out'in sterch of er fus-class bahber pole, and yez gwinter be jes’ ez much use In de eommnn’ty, and’ inj’y er heap o’ coui- , fort.”