Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 January 1896 — Page 7
Feed The Serves upon pure blood and they will te your faithful servants and not tyrannic cal masters; you will not be nervous, but Strong, cheerful and happy. Tv. have pure blood, and to keep it pure, take Hoods Sarsaparilla Hood’s Pills cure ill Liver Ills. 25 cents. The Greatest Medical Discovery of the Age, KENNEDY’S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DONAIO KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS., Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from the worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (both thunder humor). He has now in his possession over two hundred certificates of its value, ail within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. A benefit is always experienced from the first bottle, and a'perfect cure is warranted when the right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, like ivedles passing through’them; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being stopped,'and always disappears in a week after taking it. Read the label. Iflhe stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary. Eat the best you can get, and enough of It. Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bedtime. Sold by all Druggists. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR W. L. Douglas S 3. SHOE “VolfLo™* If you pay 84 to 86 for shoes, ex- gw amine the W, L. Douglas Shoe, and 9 see what a good shoe you can buy for Vw o OVER 100 STYLES AND WIDTHS, CONGRESS, BUTTON, 4K‘j A and made in all kinds of the beat selected JSB leather by skllle d work■BE" j|g\ men. Wo 'vfc Jwßkj make and ff sell more 4M *3 Shoe * than any dpßwta o t h e r ft manufacturer in the world. None genuine unless name and price is stamped on the bottom. Ask your dealer for our 85, Ji S 84, 83.50, tfg.so, 8U.25 Shoes- Ar 82.50, 81 and 81.75 for boys. A3SX * TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. If your dealer / cannot supply you, send to factory, enclosing price and 36 cents to pay carriage. State kind, style I of toe (cap or plain), size and I JSr width. Our Custom Dept, will fill wFr , your order. Send for new lUus- V? (rated W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. THE AEIIMOTOIi CO. floes half the world’s windmill tasluess, because It has reduced the cost or Wind power to l.'O what it was. It has many branch - ■ Sa houses, and supplies its goods and repairs AjWjUg. utyuur door. It can and does furnish a dsMiyrGßq —r better article for less money than others. It makes Pumping and SSsrroQßE’Cwra Geared. Steel, Qalvanizedafter’4sOTßKsK* Completion Windmills, TUUug and Fixed Steel Towers, Steel Buzz Saw Frames, Steel Feed Cutters and Feed Wta Grinders, on application It will name ono 111 ot these articles that It will furnish until January Ist at 1/3 the usual price It also makes Tanks and Pumps of all kinds. Send for catalogue. Factory: 12th, Rockwell and Fillmore Streets, Chicago.
• Mr. L. A. Rocher is a farmer residing about three miles out of Colon, N. C. His home is somewhat in the backwoods. In au interview with Mr. S. T. Godfrey, a correspondent of tlie Telegram and . . Sunday Times, Mr. Rocher, oft the . 17tli of June, 1895. said: “I ani G 1 years old, and until I was nigh unto 50 years old I was always well and peart, then for a long while, and until last February, I suffered with indigestion and could not eat anything hardly at all. My daughter, the city, sent , me some of Rlpans Tabules, told me how to take them, and they have completely cured me. My wife is now troubled wiiu the same complaint, and has written daughter to send some more of Mr. Ripans medicine. I want you to tell everybody how I got cured, for it is a blessing to humanity. (Signed) L. A, ROCKER." Rlpans Ihbule-) are sola by rtnigclsts. or by mall It the price (50 cents a box) Is sent to The Klpaus Chemical Company, Ma io Spruce Street, New York. Sample vial, 10 cents. ; El Best jOongh Syrup/Taatea Goodl Vsa|S| 7t> N . FLORID /FS l n t qe Homes, Groree; Tobacio. Mneapple, Vegetable. Fruit and Frrin Lands, etc., for tale. Send stamp for list, •tc. BTAPYLTON A UO.. Leeaburg, FU.
| 111 > Better use them I this way, H 111 ' you don’t use Pearline. Give your tired arms and aching back a Fn Tl rest ’ some^ ow » when you’re, scrubbing /-V and cleaning. "> “A n absurd idea?” Of course. But when a person has cleaned hquse with Pearii ne, year in '* and year out, .and knows how much work it saves, and time, and rubbing, nothing seems more absurd than“to try to clean house without it. Pearline—no soap with it—-just Pearline—makes house-cleaning easy, ■tart
Twin Suns.
The star Alpha Centauri - --the nearert star to the earth as far as we yet know—consists, as the telescope shows, of two sunt, one of which is-five or six times brighter than the other. But re- • cent observations by Mr. Roberts at the Cape of Good Hope Observatory haVe led him to the conclusion that the two compbnents/>f Alpha Centauri, much as they differ in'brightness, are really hearty equal in weight. Together they are twice as heavy as our sun. It seenis to follow from these facts that one of those twin suns is losing its light, and in the course of ages may become only ft gigantic opaque planet, while its companion will still continue to blaze*with solor splendor.
In Olden Times
People overlooked the Importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action; but now that it is generally -known that Syrup of Figs will permanently cure habitual constipation, well-informed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the system. z
The Sorrow of China.
The Yellow River is styled the “Sorrow of China.” Durjug the last century it has. changed its course twentytwo times, and now flows into the sea through a mouth 300 miles distant from that'of 100 years ago. It is estimated that its floods in the present cen-tui-y have cost China 11,000,000 of lives.
“Rook Island” Playing Cards.
These popular cards are again for sale at 10 cents per pack, and thousands are buying them. They are the slickest card you ever handled, and 10 cents in stamps or coin per pack will secure one or more’packs. If money order, draft or stamps for five packs Is received (viz., 50 cents) we will send them by express, charges paid. Orders for single packs are sent by mall, postpaid. If you want each pack to contain an elegant engraved whist, rules, remit with your order 2 cents extra per pack. Address JNO. SEBASTIAN, G. P.A. Chicago.
Polite Japanese Boys and Girls.
“In Japan I visited several schools,” says a writer in the Cincinnati Tribune, “and I must admit I never-saw such a nice lot of chlldpen. politeness is wonderful and gains for them the admiration of all the strangers who visit them. As soon as I entered tlip E'oliool the little boys and girls stood ug and inclined their heads Japanese fashion to salute me. In answer to various questions they replied without basllfttbness, but with an air showing how they appreciated the honor of being visited." In many nations it has been believed that an individual bitten by a dog may cure himself by placing three of the dog’s hairs on the vycniml. The idea is expressed in the English proverb: “The hair of the dog is good for the bile.”
ALWAY£TIRED. DOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU KNOW Who Can Say They., Are Thoroughly Well I How They Can Bo Strong. (bttscia/. to oca la nt nzAUiKS] fdon't feel very well; lam so tired ah the time; I don't know what is the matter with me. A Yoh hear these words every day. ■IaPRL As often as you - meet your friends, jual so often are Ar, ie vor J 3 rCr ■yL \ peated. Moro than likely you A-ySTjg speak the same pregnant words yourself, and (here is no doubt BiwSyVbut that you M f" l far ro,nwc h I 1! ~ ' ,,,08t IT hM RWm. time. .V ' v® There is a w cause, ® And ~ Ji There is a remedyforall that is covered by those words so constantly spoken a b?.women. Lydia E. Pinkham discovered the source of nearly all the suffering endured by the sex. “Women’s Complaints,”—these two words are full of more misery to women than any two words that can be found in the language of the world. Sudden fainting, depression of spirits, reluctance to g*. anywhere or to do anything, backache, “ bearing down," anJ kindred symptoms of serious disturbance sei- / \ dom imagined by / Wy-aj \ your family phy- / I slclan, and re- I luctantly men- / tioned by you. \fi / The remedy is ' l found; the same noble woman who discovered Hie cause of all your misery also worked out the remedy. AH druggists have It. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the greatest blessing that ever came into the lives of suffering women, f
TRIAL OF THE ROBES.
Btor-y of a Madhouse and. Its Bad I Young Patient, - I | In the garden of the madhouse, where the white snow of butterflies flew up towards the sun, the young alien wantiered aimlessly. He was pale with a gentle expression. And what sadness in his pale eyes! Stopping before an eglantine bush, he picked a flower, and, • then standing between two rose trees, he picked from one "a tea rose and from the other a moss rose. He placed the three flowers on a wooden bench at the foot of the shady paths. He said to. the eglantine: “Eglantine, answer! You are accused in the days when you were a poor girt of having mercilessly abandoned a poor and sad youth, who loved you, to marry an old man who was rich. What have you to say in your defense?” He awaited the response, and then resumed: “Your case has been heard. I condemn you.” He said to the tea rose: “Tea rose, answer! You are accused. In the days when you were a young woman of the world, of having tortured to desperation by the infamous contagion of your lying smiles a miserable young man whose heart beat ardently, alas! for you alone. What have you to say in your defense?” He awaited the response, and then resumed; ±~:.. ' “Your case has been heard. I con demn you.”. He said to the moss rose: “Moss rose, answer! You are accused, in the days when you were a vender of kisses and smiles, of having ruined by your perverse caresses<a man who sought in your love forgetfnines? of his old despairs. What have you to say in your defense?” He awaited the response, and then resumed: “Your case has been heard. I condemn you.” Having rendered his judgment, he drew from his pocket a pretty, but complicated, little instrument made of cedar wood and sparkling steel.- It was a tiny guillotine which he, dreaming, had made In his leisure hours. Each in her turn he laid on the miniature Ueai-bloCk, the eglantine, the tea i-QSfi and the.fco.sS rosb. ©fife after the ofc unffiFßo little, fcnlfc, which fell rtffu severed, the from their stems, dropped on the gravel of the path. He picked them up and looked at them long and intently. Then, moving slowly towards a shadowy corner of the garden, where ro person passed by, he dug a little grave with his Augers, iu which he laid the three criminals, covering them with earth and acacia leaves. Then, kneeling down, he wept bitterly until evening over the tomb of the guilty roses—From the French.
Dangers of Having a Double.
It is sometimes very unpleasant and even dangerous to look like another person. A friend of mine, who is engaged in the practice of law, told me of a singular Instance where too strange a resemblance got a client in trouble. A young man was arrested, charged witli burglary. He had been surprised whil j .n the sleeping room of the head of the family, and liad escaped by jumping through a window. He was pursued, but got away. Two hours later my friend’s client, a strariger in the town, was arrested. The man and Jiis wife, who saw him, positively Identified thf young man, as did those who joined 11. the pursuit. To his attorney he perpisted'in protesting his innocence, but could not account for him Self at the time the offense was committed, except by saying lie took a long walk to see the city. The attorney who at first believed ids client to be guilty, looked up his record and became convinced that the young man was Innocent, but bis conviction seemed a foregone conclusion. One day the lawyer met a man on the street whom he mistook for ids client. “Why, how did yoti obtain bond?” he asked. “You are evidently taking me for someone else,” was the answer. A bright idea struck the lawyer. The stranger though he was in hard luck, and a proposition to sit in the court room during the trial was accepted. The lawyer concealed the double until the case was called, then he had the real prisoner sit behind him where he couldnot be seen, the accused being small and my friend quite large. The double was seated in the prisoner’s dock. Every witness identified the man inost positively, and the prosecuting attorney looked fully satisfied until the supposed prisoner was placed upon the stand, and it was shown that he was not the defendant. Subsequently a convicted burglar made a confession, and among the crimes was the one #ith which my friend’s client had been charged.—Washington Star.
Transparent Leather.
The manufacture of transparent leather Is now carried on by a new pro* cess. After the hair has been !rom the hide, the latter, tightly stretched upon a suitable frame, Is rubbed with a solution of glycerine and numer»us acids; and afterward placed In a room where tfie rays of the sun do not penetrate; It Is then saturated with a lolution of bichromate of dotash. When Jie hide is dry an alcoholic solution ot :ortolse -shell is applied to its surface, ind the transparent effect is thus obtained.
Tuning Forks.
It is said that If two tuning forks qf the same pitch are placed facing each >ther, the one sounding, the other silent, in a tew seconds the silent one will be giving out a distinctly audible aote. It is geUlftg \o be- the. custom out (Vest when a bankfuspeudS to suspend Uie president alse.
Jefferson No Circus Rider.
I The amusing ignorance of some people, whose lives are spent away from I'cities, in regard to the dw'es of-am actor, can De illustrated by one little incident told by Joseph Jefferson, which occurred while he was living on his plantation In Louisiana, says the Grand Rapids Herald." “I had been out duck shooting,” said Mr. Jefferson, “and was being paddled slowly along the bayou in a canoe by my man Friday, a colored boy about 18 years old; ‘Mr. Jos., will be mad if I ax you sometin ?’ said John, the colored lad referred to. “ ‘No, John, what is it?’ said I. “ ‘What does you do in a show?’ “I told him it .would be rather difficult for me to explain what my particular line of business was. “ ‘Well,’ said John, ‘does you swallow knifes?’ “I told him I had nd talent in that way. “‘Well, your son told me that you swallowed knives and forks and fire, and de Lord knows what all, and I believe he was just foolin’ me.’ “I agreed with him, saying he was quite capable of it. “ ‘Well, dore’s one thing certain,’ said John, ‘You don’t act in the circus. .“I asked him how he could be certain of that. John burst into an immoderate fit of laughter, almost tipping the canoe over In his violent mirth. “ ‘Oh, no, oh, no, sah! you can’t fool me on dat. I’ve seen you get on your horse; you ain’t' no circus rider.’ ”
Forests to Be Filled with Birds.
Vermont is being systematically stocked with various specimens of game birds from other States and lands, under the direction of a department of the State game commission. A few days ago a number of Mongolian pheasants, which have been ihtrpduced in several Pacific States with much -success, were received at the headquarters of the commission. The birds are to be kept in confinement and the eggs distributed in various parts of the State. The eggs will be set under domestic hens, and the young pheasants will, at the proper time, be set free in the forests. A consignment of Virginia quails and sharp tail grouse is now on its way to Vermont to be used for the same purpose.
Ghosts Are Pale and Shadowy,
Say those who profess to have interviewed them. Whether spooks are talldw-faced or not, mortals are whose blood Is thin ana watery In consequence of Imperfect assimilation. When invalids resort to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,and use that unequaled tonic persistently, they soon “pick up” In strength, flesh and color. It should be used also to prevent malarial, rheumatic and kidney complaints, and to remedy constipation, sick headache and nervousness.
Timber for South Africa.
As wood is largely wanting in thd Australian gold fields several steamships are now Engaged in carrying timber frijm ’the Pacific coast for use iu Australian mines. The steamships carry from 2,000,000 to 2,500,000 feet each. The wood is California pine and fir.
Catarrh Cannot Ba Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reacli the seat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to euro It yoirinusrtake Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in thlseountryfor yearsu and Is a regular prescription. It Is cx>mpo.se<!>f the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly oh the nuifiOtts iUrfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients Is what produces such wonderful results In curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. Sold by Dfhgglsts, price 75c.
The Serum Diphthieria Treatment
In Germany G. 626 cases of diphtheria bare been treated by serum inoculation, 2,4G0 o*f them in hospitals, according to a report of the government’s medical department. Of these 8(5.5 per cent, recorded, 12.9 per cent, died and the rest were still under treatment. Weak Lungs are strengthened: Pleurisy Pains relieved and Asthmatic symptoms subdued by Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant, a sovereign remedy for ail Coughs and Colds. The Rev. James Eastvrood, a widely known universalist minister and for some time the oldest graduate of Tufts College, has just died at Guilford, Vt. Piso’s Cure for Consumption cured a case of Pneumonia after the family doctor gave up all hope.—M. F. McDowes, Conowingo, Md. Despair Is the offspring of fear, of laziness and Impatience; it argues a defect of spirit and resolution, and Often of honesty, too.—Collier. Every trace is obliterated of salt rheum, itch, etc., by Glenn's-Sulphtir Soap. “HiU’s Hair and Whisker Dye,” Black or Brown, 50c. “Thought you said your friends were a unit?’ “I was. right about it, too,” answered the defeated one; “I got just one vote,” Hall’s Hair Renewer contains the natural food and color-matter for the pair, and medicinal herbs for the scalp, curing grayness, baldness, dandruff and scalp sores. One of the hardest lessons to learn Is that we are made out of the same kind of clay as the people we don’t like. ‘Brown’s Bronchial Troches” are of great service in subduing hoarseness am) coughs, bold only in boxes. Avoid imitations. Men will not live right unless they first believe right.
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