Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1896 — Page 7

WEST IN IHB WORLD. MUJES^PK I \ \Vox (LuvabMv* and \ot % H \ tVvevpttess ms / \ t&Vwm vs Vcyftft WTwa\\ft&%y ®THE RISING SUN STOVE POLISH in cakes for general blacking of a stove. THE SUN PASTE POLISH for a quick after - dinner* shine, applied and polished with a cloth. Horso Bros., Canton, Masiu. U. 8- A.

Wanted to Be a Detective.

“Detectives wanted; no experience remit mi.” was~Bi'e" atYvertiseinent TKaT eaugbt the eye of a gullible Phoenix man a couple of days ago. A Bisboe youth was also caughjt by the same ad. He was ambitious and Avrote to the. concern for information. TliCy sent back, word to the writer to inclose $5 for his commission, which tvould be sent. He did so, and a couple of days ago received the terse reply; “Thanks for the money, you are too much of a sucker to make a good detective. Turn your talents,in another direction.”—Bisbee correspondence Tombstone Epitaph. * Fifty-two new islands have appeared (by aid of volcanic action),during the present century, and nineteen islands have disappeared— have been submerged. This makes a net gain to the earth of thirty-three islands. He—Which are the more foolish, men or women? She —Women, because they marry men.

HEROIC WOMEN.

Their Struggle Against a Common and Merciless Enemy. ' £ SPECIAL TO OUB LADY BEAD ESS. 3

to make those around her elieerfd; while •ha is ricked will! the cxeruciatlng top* - tures of womb trouble. Think of one who, day by day, bcg3 her physician to help her, while the torturo of tortures could not add to her misery. Does she yield ? No! She endures her »gonie3, and meets -her friends With cheerfulness. This i 3 woman’s heroism, and few men realize how prevalent they are. Physicians rarely render relief in sneh eases, AftertAvent" years of success, with everincreasing popularity, Lydia E. Pitikham's Vegetable -CV.npoun t is, to-day, woman’s only suro an l safe refuge from inflammation, ulceration, falling and displacement of the Avornb, OA'arian trouble, leucorrhoea, painful and suppressed menstruations, kidney trouble, nervous prostration, and all manner of distressing and life-sapping female diseases. “ O my sisters, believe nyhat is told you of this Avon lerful medicine! Before I took it I had falling of the Avomb an l leucorrhoea. My Avomb came down so badly I could not Avalk across the floor; the pain was excruciating; now all is so changed, and I am so happy. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has •avod me from a life of misery. Don’t, don’t suffer, 1 say, when a eure is so easily obtained.” Mrs. William Howe, IG2 Anttfib Street, Detroit, Mich.

mm OUR 23 AND PItEYHNTS t olds. Coughs. Sore Throat. Influenza. Bronchitis, Pneumonia. Swelling ol the Joints, Lumbago, Inflammations, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, Frostbites, Chilblains, Toothacho, Headache, Asthma, DIFFICULT BREATHING. CURES THE WORST PAINS in from one to twenty minutes. NOT ONE HOUR after readmit .this advertisement need any one SUFFER WITH PAIN. A half to a teaspoonful in half a tumhl r of water will In a few minutes cure Crimps. Spasms. Sour Stomach. Heartburn. N.,*vous- »*** JitasehsMt-,, Dysentery, Colic, Flatulency, aud all internal pains. - j liora'ls not a remedial agent In the world that will cure Fever aud Ague and all othor lualarinnf, bilious and other fevers, aided by HAD WAY’S J’UXS, so nnicklv as Hallw ay’s Iteady Holier. Fifty rents ixir bottle. Sold by lirntgllts ASTHMA |H&sr POPHAM'S ASTHMA SPECIFIC •dTOrfinryi ai In nr* minutes. Send ■ iSSSsSaI for a FlttCK trial package. Sold i.y ■iS alßttJrtU Druggists. One Pox relit porlpaid VWMlßaßllaal on receipt of tl.no. Six bniri tj.cn. Address Vn<J3. forms, I’MIU . fa.

| 1 " BoSebinding. * § You can’t judge of the quality of a book by the binding, xpP /•jiH nor .tell the contents by the title. You look for the name ''SIP of the author before you buy the book. The namC of Robert Louis Stevenson (for instance) on the back guaran- (mm tees the inside of the book, whatever the outside may be. mmi There’s a parallel between books and bottles. The |j||| binding, or wrapper, of a bottle is no guide to the quality ®|) of the medicine the bottle contains. The the bottle lip is no warrant for confidence in the contents. It all depends \|P on the author's name. Never mind who made the bottle. ' (Hll Who made the medicine? the question. • ; Think of this when buying Sarsaparilla. It isn’t the binding of the bottle or the namerof the medicine that e id'gSbt. That's only piinter’sink aiid'papert^The mm question is, who made the medicine ? What’s the author's |||p name? you see Ayer’s name on a Sarsaparilla bot- • ||p tie, that’s enough. The name Ayer guarantees the best, f|p and has done sp for 50 years.

HER PETS ARE RATTLESNAKES.

I TT T . .a; A. Little Dakota Girl Who Ifas a Strange Fondness for Reptiles. The librarian of Congress recently received from an artist at Hot Springs, S. D., a photograph of Martha Mclntyre, an S-year-old child, who from her Infancy JUste had rattlesnakes for, petaWlien she was 4 years old she found a huge rattler eofled up in the yard near her father’s house, and. by some mysterious poAver was able to come close and take hold of him, which slie did apparently without the slightest leaf. Every** month or so she would And a neAv snake in the Woods near the house, and now site has as many as two dozen, none of which can be Induced to leave -her.—;-The-photograph -chOAVrt-her -petswrithing on some slats nailed frrtwo. boards, Avliile Martha Stands behind

MARTHA M’INTYRE AND HER SNAKES.

Woman’s heroism is not evinced by fearlessness or enterprisein tilde of danger, but her courage aftlTTbrtitude are unquestionable in time of suffering. Think of the woman Avho smiles and tries

them, her hand ou one of the reptiles, which is moving from side to side. Some of these snakes are four feet long.—New York Sun.

It is costing Spain $3,000,00(5 a month to light Cuba. Cast year It. cost Great Britain $24,000 to combat; the locustr - plague of Cyprus. Four generations of a family arc be ing taken care of at the poor farm at Biddeford, Me. In 18G9 there were in London only 500 -miles of underground wires, whereas there are now 13,000 miles. Prepaid gas meters are growing in favor in New York. You drop a quarter in a. slot nud get 200 feet of gas. Bloomers are the rage,in Paris. The women are overdoing it, and the authorities are puzzled how to stop the nuisance. A team attached to a patrol wagon in Pittsburg ran away the other day and stopped only when they had boarded a trolley car. An English clergyman who has been spending a good deal of time in visiting prisons made tile discovery" that the favorite reading of the Inmates was Bucau's “Domestic Medicine,” which, they prized for its invaluable assistance in feigning illness. A very rich deposit of aluminum was recently discovered at Dover, N. 11. Workmen, while excavating for the foundation of a bank building, discov-' ered it. The metal glistens brightly in the sunlight. It is very rarely found so rich. The clay is so soft it can be.shoveled up easily. Koch's tuberouline. which has been cast in the shade of late by Dr. Roux’s ‘antitoxin, now turns up again as a remedy for Insanity. Professor Wagner von Jnurcgg, of Vienna, has experimented with it for four years, curing many patients and improving I lie mental and physical condition of all on whom it was tried. Rudolph Smoke, a woodsman near Buttersvillo, Mich., got in the way of a falling tree aud was jabbed by a sharp branch, which passed entirely through the neck'close to the jaw. The wiiV.- , broken. Another portion of the tree struck the fight shoulder, broke tlie collar bone and caused an injury to the lung in consequence. The most serious injury is the cutting of the pneumogastric nerve, which partially controls the action of the heart and nets in similarity to the governor of an engine. With this nerve destroyed, the heart beats with great Irregularity and the patient is liable to collapse at any moment.

Current Condensations

GROVER NAMES FIVE.

PERSONNEL OF THE VENEZUELAN COMMISSION. Brewer and Alveyr Head the Llitdert, and Daniel Q, Gilman Arc the Other Appointees. , All Accept. President Cleveland Wednesday night announced the appointment of the Venezuelan Boundary Commission as follows: David J. BreAver, of Kansas, Justice United States Supreme Court; Richard H. Alvey, of Maryland, Chief Justice of the xFf "Appeals- wf The District-oT-Ctr--lambia; Andrew D. White, of New York; Frederic R. Coudert, of Nc-AV -York; Daniel C. Gilnian, of Maryland. .V'; All of the above named persons will accept the places to which they, have been appointed and are expected ,to -assemblo in Washington as soon ns practicable, with a view to their. entering upon- their work. In Washington the commission is regarded as a very satisfactory one, whose opinions and conclusions will be received by the American public Avith that confidence Avhieh the standing of the members of the commission in the public eye inspires. . Politically speaking, the commission consists of three Democrats and two Republicans. Justice Brewer and. Justice Alvey are men of the highest judicial standing, whose reputations as impartial jurists arc well knoAA-n abroad, as well as at home. Frederic R. Coudert, of New York, is too Aveii known as a leader at the bar to require any extended sketch of his scholarly attainments. AmlreAA- D. White and Daniel Q. Gilman stand among the foremost of Arnericau’scbolnrs ami educators, and Mr. WEite lias shotvn, in addition, unusual skill as a legislator, organizer and diplomat. Both will be useful members of the Commission, and their names will do much to give its findings dignity and weight in the eyes of European nations. The Jaw authorizing the appointment by the President of the Venezuelan commission was passed by the House of Representatives on Dee. 17. On Dee. 20 it was adopted by the - Senate without amendment and without a dissenting voice. , The text of the, bill was as follows: “A hill making an appropriation for the expenses of a commission to investigate and report on the true divisional line betweon the Republic of Venezuela and British Guiana. “Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, that thwsnaa e f as maj be necessary. be and the same Is hereby appropriated- for the expenses of a commission, to bo appointed by the President, to report on the true divisional line between the Republic of Venezuela and British Guiana.” The conclusions reached by the commission will he reported" to the President for his information in connection Avith any further representations and conimmiiea* tions that may be made by this Govern* ment to Great Britain in .connection with the boundary line dispute between the latter country and Venezuela.

RIFAAT PASHA.

Tlie New Grnnicl'"Vizier of the Turkish Empire. It is evident the Sultan of Turkey is a hard man to please.’He recently changed prime ministers three times in throe weeks. The neAv grand vizier, Itifimt Pashn, is a man of long public service. He has been governor of many Turkish proA'iuces. His last office of that character Avas ruler of Smyrna. Before his promotion ltifaat was minister of the interior. Ho is a thorough-paced diplomatist and before advising the Sultan on any point ascertains the innermost vieAvs of. his sublimity on the matter in question.

RIFAAT PASHA.

Advice then is easily formulated. It is probable Rifaat will hold his portfolio long. There is little prospect of future Joy for a grand*vizier. Kcanal Pasha, immediate predecessor of Rifaat, has been sent to govern nil interior town of Asia Minor. Said Pasha, who preceded Iveanal, took ref ago at the English em* hussy upon his removal from office, lit emerged a few days ago.

Fish Hook.

A new fish hook lias been Invented. The bait holding device Is supplied with self-opening hooks which are closed and concealed at their points and which spring in opposite directions when the slightest tension is put upon the line. One of the chief advantages claimed is that when the fish are land ed they c«u be readily released.

Railway Seats.

An Invention provides fo,r pneumatic seats in railway cars. These inay be readily Inflated by means of a hose eonnettott wtth tlru ptpps of ttm air-brake. In this manner may travolingjie mad* a luxury at small permanent cost to the railway companies. Eyery single man occasionally longs for a home, so that he can blow oft when tilings don't suit him, without fear of being licked.

Very Rich Indeed

In the elements that supply the human aystem with bone, imiscle ana brain substance Is a circulation fertilized .with the supreme tonic, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, Which llegets thorough assimilation and digestion, uud gives a healthful Impulse to every function of the body. Dyspeptic and weakly persons give strong testimony In its behalf. So do those troubled with blllousuess. malaria, rheumatism, constipation and inactivity of

Tropical Birds in Germany.

A-gold medal has .been aAvprded to Herr Prosch as a reward for Iris success in introducing tropical birds into German forests. With the exception o* canaries and African parrots, all the birds imported' from tropical regions have been acclimatized, and even the young of the former have survived the. -*«voritjr -of-last wtetops—The- new -birdcolony is situated in southern Saxony.

State of Onio, City of Toledo, I L—i — Lucas County. - ("**• - ‘ Frank J. Qhkney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F- J. Chenf.y & Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sura of GNE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Gatarkh Cure. „ „ FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed In my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. { seal l ■ A. IAL GI>:ASON ( ) Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts dir*; Uy on the blood and mucous surfaces of the sysl-tei. Send:for testimonials, free. i u F - J / £ H ? NEY & CO., Toledo, O. by Druggists, 75c. ~ . s

Marriage in Old England.

In the reign of Canute uo guarding Could compel his ward to marry a man Sire disliked, and the money paid for her was lo be a voluntary gift and not a cdfniiul.se’-y payment. Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh gives immediate relief, allays inflammation, restores taste and smell, heals the sores and cures the disease." Love never lias to be AA’atched to see that it does honest work. By using Hall’s Hair Renewer, gray, faded, or discolored hair assumes the natural color of youth, and grows luxuriant and strong, pleasing everybody. A mote in the eye Avill put the whole world out of joint. For irritation of the throat caused by cold H use of the voice “BroAvn’s Bronchial Troches” are exceedingly beneficial.

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's Gr eit Nerve Restorer. NoFitg after first day’s *se. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 10.00 trial bottle tree to nt cases. Send to Dr. Kline, let Arcli St., Hula. Pa. Mr*. Winslow’s Soothing Svbcp for Children teething; sottens the gums, reduces inflammation, fJlays pain, cures wind colic. JS cents a bottle.

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THE AERWTOTOK CO. docs ball tbs world's windmill business, because It has reduced ibe cost ol wind power to l.’U what It was. It has many branch « houses, and supplies Us goods and repairs aat your door. It can and does furnish a Ea - better article for less money than fgnaSSl others. It makes Pumping and SSaSSTI Geared, Steel, Qalvantzed-aftar-Coropietioa windmills, Tlltiag f and Sized Steel Towers, Steel Buzz Saw Frames, Steel Feed Cutters and Feed Grinders. On application It will name one of theso articles that It will furnish until /antiary Ist at 1/3 tbe usual pricer It also makes Tanks and Pumps of ail kinds. Send for catalogue. Factory: 12th, Rockwell and Fillmore Streets. Chlcsz» mm to SSt-’t’LjPX pay tilWruredl w» ■will DR. J.STEPHENs; Lebanon,Ohio.

Timely Warning. The great success of the chocolate preparations of the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established toSftA' in 1780) has led to the placing on the market many misleading and unscrupulous imitations of their name, labels, and wrappers. Walter M Ba k er & Co. are the oldest and largest manu* If ''iff?! f £Cturers °f P uro a °d high-grade Cocoas and m Chocolates on this continent, lip chemicals aro HI Iff® usec * ‘ n c ‘ r manufactures. Gal Jtfiij Consumers should ask for, and be sure that they get, the genuine Walter Baker 2c Co.’s goods. WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, DORCHESTER, MASS. Do You Know that There Is Science in Neatness? Be Wise and Use SAPQLIO toast bread and keeprit dry. There’ll be no danger of its molding But moisten The bread with water, and see the result, in a short tjUne it is covered with mqld. It is just so with Jts germs willv not grow in the .lungs un 1 esrylbjfn g is suitable to them. Weak-r ness, poor tSlood, loss of*-appetite, coughs arub'coldsj often prepare the ground for the development of the germs of consumption. To destroy germ-life the system must be kept in a well-nourished condition. Do not lose flesh. Take gCOtt’S Emulsion, with hypo phosphites, as —- a.preventive. It furnishes the reinforcements necessary for tlie body TO 'Ccniquer in-Tlre easiest-possible form. The oil is in a state quickly taken up and rapidly transformed into the organs and tissues. When you ask for Scott's Emulsion and your druggist glvaa you a salmon-colored package with the picture of a man and lUb An It—you can trust that man with your proscription# I go cents and *I.OO SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York

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