Rensselaer Republican, Volume 28, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1895 — Page 3

PROJECTS USERS OF "ROYAL.”

nunng rpwder Company Wins Its Cage in United Slater Court. * ‘ The decision ofJudge Showaltcr in a recent-ease that-eanie -up—before-bi m sustains the claims of the Royal company to the exclusive use of the name “Royal” as a trademark for its baking powder. The special importance of this decision consists in the protection which it assures to the millions of con--sumers of Royal baking powder against . inferior and unwholesome compounds. The excellence of this article has caused it to be highly esteenied and largely used almost the world oyer. Its high •standard of quality having been always maintained,„ consumers have come to —reh'-rrnpitcTTly^Tfpon tlie ’'Royal” brahTT es the most wiiolesome and efficient of any in the market. The cupidity of other manufacturers is excited by this high reputation and large demand. Very few of the hundreds of baking powders -©a the market-are sSfe to use. If their makers could sell them under the name of a well-known, reputable brand incalculable damage be done to the public health by the deception. The determination of the Royal Baking Powder Company to protect the users of Royal baking powder against Imitators by a rigid prosecution of them makes such imitations of its brand extremely rare. “Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep”, was an inspiration which camejo Mrs. Emma Willard, a New York teacher, during her return voyage from Europe. The music was composed by Joseph Philip Knight, the teacher of music in her academy. ■ " V ' 1 "T" —* 1 - lie that does good for goods sake" seeks neither praise nor reward, but he !s sure of both in the end.

TAKINGJHAHCES. WOMEN ARE CARELESS. They Over-Estimato Their Strength. Advice to Young Women. (SPECIAL TO ODB LADY HEADERS 3 Women are very apt to over-estimate their strength and overtax it. they sometimes take ■ SVjSgSS* chances which in the „ yr long run cause them much pain and trouJnfl|li|wMwNL \L-1 man can hardly be wisely, everything is however, should be told: and every woman i I should realize that to H IV F^i\ >e well her “ monthly /ictm's Vegetable Compound will ever be the unfailing reniedy in such cases as well as all J.he peculiar ailments of women. -Millions of women live to prove this. Mrs. M. L. , Terrill tells plainly what it has done for her: “I will write you a few lines to tell r>u what my troubles were before taking ydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It was the same old story, —- my back and lower part of my abdomen and 1 painful menstruation. Of course it was female weak- -v. ness. The doctors (I have tried five dis- / JfxsSk \ fercntones)called it / tPwl> \ chronic inflamtna-f y J tion of the womb. I J rhnea for over eight years, ulcers on the &**&&&> neck ot the womb, terrible headaches and backaches. Your medicine completely cured me.” Mits. M. L. Veiuull, 1122 Newell Ave., Pawtucket, R.I. "the AERMOTOR CO. (loos half tha world's windmill business, because lc has reduced ibe coat of wind power to 1 .'6 what It was. It has many branch and supplies Its goods aud repairs aJMJUF. at your door. It cau and does furnish a wrlfTflnii - belter article for less money than aßy-A--w»ftwaHaotiipra. It makes Pumping and Geared. Steel, Galvanized sfterCompletion Windmills, Tilting an, l Filed Steel Towers, Steel linn Saw Frames, Steel Feed Cutters and Feed Grinders. Ou application It will name one 1)1 of these articles that It will furnish until January Ist at 1/3 the usual pricer It also makes Tanks and Pumps ot all kinds. Send for catalogue. Factory : 12th, Rockwell and Flllmort Streets, Chlcagw "Ainilll Morphine Habit Cured in It lIMIIIM to SO 'lays. No pay till cured. VriUHl OR. J.STEPHENS/ Lebanon,Ohio. HOTO of future Husband or Wife FREE. Send st’p for postage. Ctlaai Co., C. N , Cklcifo.

Bubbles or Medals. “ Best sarsaparillas.” When you think of it how contradictory that term is. For there can Be only one best in anything—one best sarsaparilla, as there is one highest mountain, one longest river, one deepest ocean. And that best sarsaparilla is ? .... There’s the rub 1 You can measure mountain height and ocean depth, but how test sarsaparilla ? You could, if you were chemists. But then, do you need to test it? The World's Fair Committee tested it,—and thoroughly. They went behind the label on the bottle. What did this sarsaparilla test result in ? Every make of sarsaparilla shut out; of the Fair, except Ayer’s. So it was that Ayer’s was the only sarsaparilla admitted to the World’s Fair. The committee found it the best. They had no room for anything that was not the’best. And as the best, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla received the medal and awardp due its merits. Remember tire word “ best ”is a bubble any breath can blow; but there are pins to prick such bubbles. Those others,, are blowing more “best sarsaparilla” bubbles since the .World's Fair pricked the old ones. True, but Ayer’s Sarsaparilla has the medal. The pin that scratches the medal proves it gold. The pin that pricks the bubble proves it wind. We point to medals, not bubbles, when we say : The best sarsaparilla is Ayer’s.

STRUCK BY DEATH’S HAND.

Grewsome Experience of Engineer on a Far Western Train. ~- —“Seeing the picture of that dead man Tff y esteraay's journal reminded me of an experience of my own wuich A will never foiiget,” said Henry Billups, a retired engineer of Denver, Col., at the Kimball. "Why it should do so I cannot tell, as there is nothing similar in the two cases, hut it does, and 1 will relate tiie,incident. It occurred when I was running a night train on; t)ie Santa Fe road, back in the ’7os. —This particular night had been stormy and threatening, and the flashes of lightning were frequent and intense. We were running ahead of our schedule, hi order to makea siding in time to aliow an extra to pass us, ayd were traveling, I suppose, at the rate of about thirty or thirty-tive miles ail hour. I was sitting with my face close to the forward window of the cab, gazing straight IKiRcT of electricity a man's arm and head suddenly burst ' tvith great force through the glass and the open hand struck me sq pa rely in the fare. 1 was. dazed for an instant by. the blow, and held blindly to the side of the cab. -My tirst.-thought was that somi* tramp was trying to hold tip the train to rob thejiasSengers, and acting on the idea I seized my wrench from its place and dealt the intruder a blow on the head -with all my might. The fireman, thinking I had killed the man, shut off steam and we slowed down and took our lanterns to examine the strange visitor. I could not describe the feeling that crept oyer me when I climbed upon tlie engine and looked at the man whom I believed had attacked me. His entire body below the arms was gone. It was easy to understand vyliat had happened. He had been struck by the rapidly moving cngiiuinfffl his body severed as with a knife, the lower half falling to ontygide and the head and arms flying straight through the cab window.”—Atlanta Journal.

The Court Ought to Know.

‘‘l call to mind an amusing scene kv-hieh ,is said—to have occurred in a courtroom iu a small country town in one of tho middle .States some years ago. The magistrate, a high, pompous official, with a voice like a trombone, took it upon himself to examine a witness—a little, withered old mai>, whose face was as red and wrinkled as- a smoked herring. ‘What is your name'/’ asked the .justice. " ‘Why, squire,’ said the astonished witness, ‘you know my name as well as I know yourn.’ ‘Never mind .wliat I know,- or what I doiiT know,’ was the caution given with magisterial severity. .‘I asaed the question in my official capacity, and you'are bound to answer it under oath.’ With a contemptuous snort the witness gave his name, and file questioning proceeded. ‘Where do you live?” ‘Well, f declare!’ ejaculated the old man. ‘Why,’ lie continued, ‘l’ve lived in this town all my life> and so’s he,’ pointing to the justice, an’ to hear him go on, you'dthink ; ’ 'Silence!’ thundered ' the irate, magistrate. ‘Answer my question, or I'll fine you for contempt of court.’ Alarmed by this threat, the witness named hjs place of residence, and the examination went on. ‘What is your occupation?’ .Hull?’ ‘Wliat do you do for a living?' ‘Hull?’ ‘Whitt do you do for a living?’ ‘Oh, git out, squire, .lust as if you don’t know that I tend gardens in the summer season and sell coal in winters.’ ‘As a private citizen I do know it, but as thjs court I knew not,li'ingfabout you,’ exclaimed the perspiring justice. ‘Well, squire,’ remarked the puzzled witness, ‘if you know something outside the courtroom, aii’ don’t know uotliin’ in it, you'd better git out and let somebody try this case that’s got some sense.’ This advice was no doubt well meant, but it cost the witness Sic."—Boston Herald. 9 ' The most remarkable creature in the world is the hydra. It does not amount to much physically, for It is nothing but a sack, open at one end and fastened by the other to a stone,Amt it is almost impossible to kill it. Turn a hydra inside out and it will get along just as well as hjpforo. Trombley, the French naturalist, cut hydras in slices, and each, in a few days, became a fullgrown aniuial. He grafted them, and produced monsters with six mouths and only one body. lie divided them longitudinally, and produced a cluster of hydras. He found tills creature; is superior even to decomposition, for when a part of a hydra's body decays it simply throws it off and replaces it, as a matter of course. We should enjoy what we possess; .otherwise, what we call ours is but a bondage; we are under it.

WITHOUT FOOD OR SLEEP.

THE TORTUROUS TRIAL OF MISS - -- GAL4.+E HUMMELr — Doctors Said She Had Chronic Trouble of the Stomach and Could Not Be toured—She Has Now Recovered Her —■*Good Health. and Spirits anti the Neighbors Say IPa a Miracle. * From the FTeic Era, GreerisVuro, Ind. The editor of the Nciv Era hadheard that Miss Callio Hummel, of Suuman, Ripley Co., Indiana, had been cured of a severe case of chronic stomach trouble and dyspepsia. As the story' sounded almost improbable; we determined' to learn the truth of the matter, and went to Sunmnn the other day for tluit purpose. We railed on Miss Hnmmo! and found lief to be a beautiful and charming young lady' : sti 11 in her teens and quite intelligent. The glow of pet'leel health appeared on her ruddy cheeks, and she was not the least disinclined to relate her marvel- , oxvs. experience-; - <£> "I had stomaclr'trouble find dyspepsia nearly all my life/’ *he said, in her pleasant way, "and the older 1 got the worse it grew on me and the more severe it bec a me. I could eat_scareely anything and sleep was a rarity with me, my trouble was so .painful. Alter doctoring with my physician here for several years, he Tailed to do me any good beyond the reach of medical aid. 1 went to Cincinnati, where 1 was treated by the ablest physicians without the least success. Discouraged and distressed, I,returned home and began trying the many different medicines which I saw advertised, but not one did me th§..kgist--T)oticeable good. My troubles steadily grew worse, land, in almost unbearable misery, 1 became sadly despondent and grew pale and thin as a skeleton for want of sleep and food, but neither could 1 enjoy. My mother saw an article about Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills and their marvelous cures, and they avert a godsend to me. I had lost, alt fiKth in ptediciue and had given up all hope of recovery, grim death staring me in the face. She wouldn't let me rest, however, till I had tried aNiox of the Pink Pills. With the first bo! I began to feel bettor, my annetite was nartialiv restored and I could “Sleep. . ' Within a short time I was, as you see me to-dayy in perfect health, and able to sleep soundly enough, with an appetite that I can eat almost anything without reluctance. I feel that I owe everything to Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, and do not hesitate to recommend them through your papeEto suffering humanity.” Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People h'rc now given to the public as an unfailing blood builder and nerve restorer, curing all forms <*f weakness arising from a watery condition of the blood or shattered nerves. The pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of price, 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50, 'by addressing Dr. Williams’ Medicine Company, Schenectady, ,N. Y.

Births in the Family.

In several towns in Holland a birth is announced by the exposing at the door of a Silk pincushion, coveretTamT edged by plaited lace, the sex of the infant being shown by tlio color--for a boy, red; for a, girl, white. The house which shows iii this manner that the number of inhabitants lm3 been increased enjoys by ancient law and custom various immunities and privileges.

There Is more catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was_ supposed Jobe in- _ curable. For a great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease, and prescribed local reuic/F/w, and bv constnath bailing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It incurable. Science has proven catarrh to bo a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio. Is the only con-, stltutlonal cure on the marker/ It is taken internally In doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the bl6od and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials: Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. |sF~Scld by Druggists. 75c. ; * —

The Town of Nameless.

J. 11. Shepard, a prominent citizen of Nameless. Laurens County, Georgia, was in the city yesterday, aud while here told how his town got its queer name. “After the poxtofflee authorities at Washington decided to give us a postotiice,” said Mr. Shepard, “the question of naming it arose. I had interested myself in getting the postoffice, and, therefore, it-was by common consent left to me to suggest a name to the au* thorities. Accordingly I sent on a name that I thought was a beauty, and while awaiting a reply I pictured how some that same name would be known all over the country, and that the town would grow and blossom as a rose, for I believe that there is much in a name. Finally the answer came back that, while the name I had suggested was a good one, it was to another postoffice iu Georgia. Then I put my brain to work on another name. I ju'st knew they would accept it, but the same answer came back as before. Still another and another name was sen 4 and each time the authorities would write back that there was either another postoffice iu the Statff by that name, or that it was so much like some other name that If it was to be adopted there would be.confusion in the mails. At last I sat down and wrote out a list of .several hundred names, and told them if they could nor Add one in the list to suit them the office would remain nameless, for I had suggested every name I had ever heard of. In due time the answer came back, ‘Let it remain Nameless,’ and ever since then it has had that name, which, while a little odd, is not such a bad name after all.” - Macon.(Ga.) Telegraph. The City of Mexico is said to enjoy the unenviable distinction of possessing the highest dcatii rate of any town in the civUzed world. .The city is 7,WX) feet above sea level, but its defective drainage makes the mortality very great. When the water in Lake Texcoco is high it backs up into the sewers uijlil Jtlie soil below the houses and in the streets is,saturated with sewage. Z Quite a number of Scott's novels, among them "The Talisman,” “Ivanhoe,” “Count Robert," “Castle Dangerous,” aud “Queutin,” contain charming pictures of the best days of chivalry. In an old rat's nest found in the chlm uey of an house at Ligouier/I’a., were some papers bearing the date 1770. a Mexican dollar of 1774 and a Mexican quarter of 1772. Some people have more reputation than character.

A Costly Relic.

An antiquarian in Taunton recently was the Victim of a kind of swindle- He sent $5 in answer to an advertisement which said the sender would Teccive-ar protective armor which had probably been used in the Trojan war. The precious relic arrived on schedule time, and on opening the bundle he found an old pair of inusty-iooking corsets bearing the following legend: “Dear Sir—This beautiful piece of ancient work is thought by the inost eminent antiquarians to be the very identical corset worn by the famous Helen when she took refuge with Paris within the ancient city of Troy. If this was not the'case, -it was probabiy theTiropPrTy oftTiefair Cleopatra. Anyhow, we received the money, and it is kindly acßnowledged

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A Singular Form of Monomania.

There Is a class,of people, rational enough In other Yespeefs, who are certainly monomaniacs In dosing themselves. They are constantly trying experiments upon their stomachs, their bowels, their livers and their kidneys with trashy nostrums. When these organs are really out of order. If they would only use Hostelter's Stomach Bitters they would, If not, hopelessly Insane, percelve its superiority.— . “Days of the work of Jean Jacques. Rousseau, who claimed to have written the melody also, though his claim in this direction is disputed, the assertion being made that the tune is an Italian folk song. In Europe the song is called “Rousseau's Dream.” A hard cough distresses the patient, aiid racks both Dungs and Throat, Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant is the remedy wanted to cure your Cough, and relieve both Pulmonary and Bronchial organ's. The Chicago Board of Trade has the largest branch telegraph office in the world, There are 170 operators on the .floor every working messages have been handled in a single day during the short working hours of the Board of Trade day. A Cough, Cold or Sore Throat requires Immediate attention. “Brown’s Bronchial Troches’*'” wlTT~invariably give re-’ lief.

World’s Largest Telephone Office.

The largest telephone office in the world is in the General Posfoffice Building, London. There afe over 3,000 operators, 1,000 of whom asg Women. The batteries aro supplied by 30,000 cells. Hall’s Hair Renewer enjoys the confidence and patronage of people all over the civilized world, who use it to restore and keep the hair a natural color. Hannah More is said to have written one of her “Essays on Female Education” in two weeks. She did not spend -muck time -kt-revision.—■*» — Only a trial of'Piso’s Cure for Consumption is needed to convince you that it is a good remedy for Coughs, Asthma and Bronchitis. FITS.— AII Fits stopped tree by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer., No Fits after first day’s use. Mavvelous cures. Treatise aud $2.00 trial bottle tree .to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 981 Arch St.. Phila. Fa. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothixo Syrup for Children teething; sottens the gums, reduces inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.

Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live better than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world’e best products to the’neeas of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with tho approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels without weakening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all druggists in 50c and f 1 bottles, but it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you wili not accept any substitute if offered.

Aft, JLe.-*.. .growing time. laar- .... jjii A little chap, all coat, • & r ‘ < V ** 1 A round cipher, not knowing whether the stroke will B m go up and make him six' or y r ik down, and make him nine. m>- V K It’s growing time with him. He it burning up fat. This lav nv.ivt be>in as constant supply as the air he breathes. i It has got to come from somewhere. If.it does not come from his food, it must come from fat stored up in his body. He steals it and you say “ He’s getting thin—he’s growing so fast.” . .... Scott’s Emulsion will take that bo)Vset his digestion at work, re-build that body— His food may not make him fat —Scott’s Emulsion will. Be tute yeu yet Sc'elCt Emuleieu mken yen mmnt it end net a ckemf tuitiituie. Scott & Bowne, New York, ah f.

Remember That good Jiealthrstrpng neryes.pffysleal vigot, napWness and usefulness depend upon piire, rich, healthy blood. Remember that the blood can be made pure, rich and healthy by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla The One True Blood Pursier. $1; C for $5. Hood’s Pills euro biliousness, headache. 2.V. R#R CUBES AND PREVENTS Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat, Influenza. Bronchitis, Pneumonia, Swelling of the Joints, Lumbago, Inflammations, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA. Frostbites, Chilblains, Toothache, ! Headache, Asthma, DIFFICULT BREATHING. CUBES THE WOK ST PAINS in from one to twenty minutes. NOT ONE HOUR after read- i Ing this advertisement need any one SUFFER WITH PAIV. A half to a teaspoonful in half a tumbPr of water will In a few minutes cure Cramps, j Spasms, Sour Stomach, Heartburn. Nervousness. Sleeplessness. Sick Headache, Dianhcea, Dysentery, Colic, Flatulency, and all internal pains. There Is not a remedial agent In the world that will cure Fever and Ague and all other malarious, ! bilious and other fevers, aided by KAUWAVS : PILLS, So (iuicklv as Railway's I toady Relief, j Fifty cents per bottle. Sold by liraggfsts^ Bananas in the AVest Indies. The banana Is fast superseding the sugar cane in the West Indies. Its cultivation pays where that of the cane did not. The conquest tile banana hunmade over the appetites of the races "who, a few years ago, had never tasted ft, is quite its remarkable and far more rapid than that formerly made by.tin; .potato. ; <■ ' v '

YES, TO BE SURE IS TO BE CEBTAff, AS WHEH y—v . | “Rheumatism, 5 CT LI 11 The care Is certain, sure. TO MAKE SURE, USE ITAIID BE CORED. Jgl Timely Warning. The great success of the chocolate preparations of the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established 1780) has led to the placing on the market misleading and unscrupulous imitations of their name, labels, ahd wrappers. Walter M |||||k Baker & Co. are the oldest and largest manual IPlitt f acturers °f P ure ar *d high-grade Cocoas and M film Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are j used in their manufactures. HI Jill Consumers should ask for, and be sure that they get, the genuine Walter Baker 8t Co.'s goods. WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, _ -PORCHESTER, MASS. “Say Aye ‘No’ and Ye’ll Ne’er Be Married.” Don’t Refuse All Our Advice to Use SAPOLIO

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