Rensselaer Republican, Volume 28, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1895 — Page 7

Strangely Thrown Together. Dr. E. Fernia, who has an office in the Chamber of Commerce Building*, recently became acquainted with Dr. Darling, of 4329 Lake avenue, under peculiar circumstances. Dr. Fernia takes a bicycle spin every afternoon, the weather permitting.;- Recently he was riding along Rush street when his wheel struck a stone, throwing him into an open carriage that was passing. In the carriage was Dr. Darling. Dr. Fernia apologized for the prank of his wheel and hafaded Dr. Darling his card. Dr. Darling laughingly accepted the apology and gave Dr. Fernia his card. As the physicians parted they shook hands and promised to call on each other socially.—Chicago Times-Herald.

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KNOWS HIS MASTER’S MIND.

One Who Understands Horses Give* Them Credit for Mind Reading. “Horses are almost as superstitious as men, but, unlike men, they can be reasoned with and made brotfd-minded, liberal, free-thinking philosophers. The horse is the noblest animal that walks the earth. He has most of the good traits of the human race, with some of the bad ones.” It was Prof. Bartholomew who spoke in this exalted attain about the horse. - ~ “When a youth I was a cowboy and ohe'of the rough riders of the West. Like other cowboys, I delighted in a bucking broncho, but I soon learned that the wildest horse can be tamed in an hour so that he will follow his rider about and let himself be ridden without a struggle. I have tamed hundreds of horses fresh from the prairies, and never failed to make a complete conquest in a short time. I treat horses as intelligent beings, and after a manner ask them if they can do things. Often they refuse, and again they say as plainly as if they used words: ‘Why, yes, I can do that,’ and they do it. “I my horses in classes. I take a dozen and ask each to do a certain thing. Some will start blindly, while others will step up briskly and say, ‘Yes, I can do that.’ Then J ask them to do something else, and then those who are quickest at first will halt, while those who made no response'before are anxious to do the thing. Thus I soon learn the class of work each is especially fitted for and develop them along theii special lines. In this way they are just Eke men. Now, I have tried numerous ways to make a living outside of horses, but always fail and drift back to my hobby. “Horses are like men in the amount -QfjCQiirage they can muster up. If 1 want ft horse to do extra long jumps 1 select a creature that is finely built and has all the physical qualities, but perhaps he is a coward and afraid to leap. Borne little, half-developed creature, -possessetEwithudare-devilspirit,may outdo him In every respect.”—Agricul-

“Only Direct Line.”

“I suppose,” he began, as he entered a railroad ticket office, “I suppose you sell tickets to New York ?" “Certainly, sir,” was the reply. “You have a direct line?” “We have, sir.” “It is the only direct line?” “It is.” “It is down on the map as the only direct line?” “As you see, sir,” replied the agent, as he opened a folder. “Y-e-s, I see. You land passengers in New York ahead of all competing lines, of course?” “Of course.” “Luxurious coaches, no dust, finest dining cars, scenery unexcelled?” “Yes, sir.” “By taking your line I avoid delays and reduce the chances of accident to the minimum?” “Yes, sir; you do. Have a ticket to New York over our line, sir?” “Can’t say yet. I’m going to see five other agents, each with the shortest and most direct line, and If I can find a liar among, the six I’ll taktj a ticket over his road.”—Detroit Free Press.

Useless Torpedo Boats.

They have two big white elephants at the New York navy yard just now. It seems that the Navy Department does not know what to do with the torpedo boats built for the battleships Texas and Maine. These boats have failed to make the time required for torpedo service, and those designed for the Texas will not be used, and it Is probable tlyri: those made for the Maine will not go with that ship. These boats cannot make more than eleven or twelve knots an hour, and, In the opinion of naval experts, that speed will be useless in battle. One of the torpedo boats of the Texas will be on exhibition at the Atlanta exposition. It is probable that all of these torpedo boats will be used at the Annapolis Naval Academy by th*e cadets.—New York Commercial Advertiser.

Solid Oxygen.

Prof. Dewar, the chemist, has. compressed oxygen under an intense degree of cold, a degree almost beyond the •power of imagination, into a pale blue fluid, a thing which, although it has been done before, has not been dbne to such an extent or in such quantity, has solidified oxygen Into a Jelly, has made ozone into a htplslazull-blue liquid, and has also liquefied air. He has made the suggestion that possibly the vast shining night clouds, concerning whose composition, whether of congregated stars at immeasurable distance or of nebulous matter slowly concentrating into stars, astronomers have arrived at no fixed conclusion, may really be only masses of carbonic acid gas frozen in the unspeakable cold of the Interstellar spaces t wh!ch is probably the zero of absolute

Expectation of Life in England.

The British registrar general, who keeps records of births and deaths In the British Isles, has compiled a series of tables giving the expectation of life of males and females for each year between 1 and 100. Of 1,000,000 boys 841,417 will be alive at the end of one year, while of 1,000,000 girls, 871,260 will be alive. At the end of ten years there will be 708,990 boys and 738,382 girls; after jwenty years, 680,033 males and 707,949 females. The expectation of life for females is always greater than for males of corresponding ages.

Modern Speed in Hatmaking.

By the use of mechanical devices now employed it is said that a workman can make the “bodies” for 400 hats a day. By the hand process ha could only prepare four or five. ,

Highest es all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report ABSOLUTELY PURE

An Energetic New Woman.

“I don’t take much stock in these new woman ideas,” remarked a man from sob th Georgia yesterday, "but I saw one to-day I would like to have in my corn field in fodder season to pull fodder. Say, that woman was a James Ttr chr about a bioek and a half away and made up her mind jt; and she did,, be-gosh. She made a plunge for it and whistled for the conductor to stop the concern. The reach thcTcar, and consequently didn’t stop. But that woman was one of the up-to-daters, and she bad-different notions from those of the conductor. She ran like a rabbit, and it wasn’t long before she had planted her tinyjoot upon the step of the retreating ear. “I felt disposed to applaud her for this feat, but about that time she reached up and pulled the bell cord and stopped the car herself. “The conductor and motorman looked up in astonishment. ‘I simply want to wait for my dog to catch up,* she replied, to their inquisitive glances. “Now, all I hav*e to say is this—that if that woman is a new woman, we need more of them to run this country. We need them particularly in the corn fields.”—Atlanta Constitution.

Types of Beauty

It is said that when artists are seeking for models the palm for beauty and symmetry of figure Is given to the girls of Spain, while the daughters of rural Ireland are a good second. The pretty faces and graceful throats are found would be &ough£sßE among Grecian ladies, while a lady of the Turkish harem would be regarded asthe possessOTofadhiuniy commendable hand. Italians are usually good in figure, and some of the most beautiful models, perfectly proportioned, are derived from the women of sunny Italy. Frenchwomen, as a rule, are not In request, being too thin and vivacious for thp purpose; while the face and limbs or a German frau arc too commonplace for artistic work.

When Wrinkles Seam the Brow,

And the locks grow scant and silvery, infirmities of.age come on apace. To retard and ameliorate these Is one of the benign effects of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a medicine to which the aged and infirm can resort as a safe solace and invigorant. It counteracts a tendency to rheumatism and neuralgia. Improves digestion, rectifies biliousness and overcomes malaria. A wineglass before retiring promotes slumber.

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Timely Warning. Th® great success of the chocolate preparations of * the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established has led to the placing on the market misleading and unscrupulous imitations of their name, labels, and wrappers. Walter o Baker & Co. are the oldest and largest manu* ’tOu facturers of pure and high-grade Cocoas and M Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are fig used in their manufactures. gS! Consumers should ask for, and be sure that ff they get, the genuine Walter Baker & Co.’s goods. WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, DORCHESTER, MASS. the food for all such. How many pale folk there are! People who have the will, but no power to bring out their people who swing like a pendulum between strength and weakness—- \ so that one day’s work causes six days’ sickness! People who have no life for resisting disease—thin people, nerveless, delicate ! The food for all such men, women, or children is Scott's Emulsion. The hypophosphites combined with the oil will tone up the system, give the blood new life, improve the appetite and help digestion. The sign of new life wifi be a fattening and reddening, which brings with it strength, comfort and good-nature. M t jBr«MVV jwegv/ S—tff it nt-nL* raittilntt. Scott & Bowne, New York, au Druggist*. 50c. .and Ji.

Atlanta and the South.

The Chicago and Eastern Illinois Railroad will, during the time of the exposition at Atlanta. Sept. 18 to Dec. 31, 1895, offer exceptionally fine service between Chicago and the South. A low vote ticket will be sold, and through cars run to all Southern points. This is fiftyfive miles the shortest route to Atlanta, Chattanooga and the South. For guide to Atlanta and the erpnuit ion address C. W. Humphrey. Northwestern Passenger Agent, St. Paul, Minn.,orcity ticket office. No, 23ddark street, Chicago. Charles L. Stone, General Passenger Agent, Chicago.

Salary of Maids of Honor.

Maids of honor to th eQueen of England have a salary of between £3OO and £4OO per annum, and during the time they are in waiting, each about two months In the year, they reside in the palace, and usually take their meals at the royal table. No matter how bright the pleasures of sin may be, they are only pleasures for a season. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Stbuf for Children teething; sortens the gums, reduces InflimmUiia, allays pain, curse wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.

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