Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1895 — Mollified. [ARTICLE]

Mollified.

Indianapolis Journal. “Oh, Jaggs," protested Mrs. Lushforth, “I did so hope you would comt home sober tonight.” “Glad I didn’t,” thickly responder Mr. Lughforth. “It is worth the es fort of getting tanked any time to b( able to see ’zgood-lookin' womar 'zyou are double.” Mrs. Bangleton was - reading of t street car accident in Chicago to her husband. “The cars ran together,” she said, “and Miss Wabash, who was standing in the aisle, was thrown from her feet and ” “Gee wh’z!” exclaimed her husband, “those cars must have beer going a hundred miles an hour.” To shovel off the snowy walk Is not what makes him blue: It's having passers by yell out, “Is This cold enough for you?" The Countess of Warwick, on : recent Sunday afternoon, presentee the prizes to the members of th> Leamington Pleasant Sunday After noon Brotherhood, and said that Go< meant the Sabbath to be aday o rest, but he never intended it to t> a day of gloom and long, empb hours of idleness, which brough happiness to no one.