Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1895 — Even the Tramps Ara On to It, [ARTICLE]

Even the Tramps Ara On to It,

ludga. “Lady." said Breezy Bytes,“we are on our wayqlikq the migratory leetle birds, to a hos pi table Tw in ter resort, when with an unparalleled generosity you regale us with this pie." Then he finished the second piece and burst into convulsive soW! “Bub good heavens, lady, this is a grape pie with seeds in and I have twice,, been threatened with appendicitis!” and ho wiped his eyes, with his whiskers. “Boor man!" said the old lady, giving him a silver dollar; “I never thought of that." Around the corner of the orchard he frescoed the white dog following at his heels by smashing the pie over his head and sent, him buck looking as if he hud cut his throat.with a wire fence. “Sudden inspiration,” said Brecay, “is better than slow»_wiadom, and'a nimble dollar is better than a steady job in a phosphate factery.”