Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1895 — The Most Pleasant Way [ARTICLE]

The Most Pleasant Way

Of preventing the grippe, colds, headaches and fevers is to use .the. liquid laxative remedy Syrup of Figs, whenever the system needs a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be benefitted one must get the true remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Company only. For sale by all druggists in 50c andsl bottles. Essay on Man. Boston Courier. ~— Man is an omniverous animal. ■Some smart people call him a biped, but this is a zoological error. He’s just a plain, everyday, twolegged animal. Man is found in most parts of the world. He roams at will, feeds in the daytime and sleeps at night. Some nights. He is very tame. You can go up and put your hand on him anywhere so long as you don’t put it on his pocketbook. He has, under such conditions, been known to kick. He is like the dog; howls a good deal and runs around at night. Like the elephant, he has a trunk, but he doesn’t always take it with him. The elephant does. As to wbqt man is really good for anthropology is still in the dark. Being strong he is used to draw pictures, carry news and pull revolvers. He is also fast and often goes in the Human race. Properly trained man can jump higher than any other known animal. He has been known to jump mountain resort board bills. Although in many ways man is lijie other animals, in this respect he is different from them all; he lies standing up.