Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 December 1894 — Weeks vs. Years. [ARTICLE]

Weeks vs. Years.

New York Weekly. He (five weeks after marriage)“I have brought you a ‘ birthdaj firesent, my angel—a diamond neck ace, which, however, will pale before the brightness of your eyes.” He (five years after marriage)—“? have brought you a birthday present—an ash-receiver.” She—“ But, iny dear, I do no smoke cigars.” He —“N-0,-but if you have an ash receiver for me to put cigar ashes ji it will save you the trouble of sweep ing them up you know.”