Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1894 — Her Bird Appetite. [ARTICLE]

Her Bird Appetite.

Buffalo Express. They came into the restaurant after the theater. "What will you eat.” asked he. "It doesn’t matter,” returned she. "I never have any appetite. I don’t eat more than enough to keep a bird alive.” Nevertheless, the check was $7.85. "She was right,” he said to himself, as he borrowed car fare from the waiter. "She really doesn’t eat more than a bird.” But the bird she. had in mind was an ostrich.