Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1894 — Pert Points. [ARTICLE]

Pert Points.

Atchison Globe. A man outlives every other emotion before that of vanity. Love is a picnic. Do not expect it to gather up the napkins and dishes. According to the obituary notices the bad and useless citizens never die. A man is a good deal like a boy. When he gets a whistle he plays with it too much. If the women want to reform dresses to please the men they will reform the price ot them. Don’t rush into a quarrel believing that it can be made quarrel is never made up. A kicker may be successful in a petty way, but the real big successes are not helped by kicking. A man should have no secrets from his wife except surprises he is getting up for her birthday. It is a pity thac people cannot die temporarily and see how they like it before doing it for good. There are people in every town who are never heard of until the newspapers make a grammatical error. It is a good plan while waiting for your ship to come in to kill time by going to work to earn something.