Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1894 — A Lucky Cow. [ARTICLE]

A Lucky Cow.

.White County Democrat. Isaac Hanawalt, residing on Pike Creek, met with a peculiar accident Tuesdy. He picked up a small stone to throw at a cow, and drawing back his arm, snapped it completely Dff above the elbow. “I hear that the engagement between Ethel Leet and Chollie Weeks bas been broken.” “You are right. She threw him )ver.” “Threw him over?” That was ;owardly. Why didn’t she take iome one of her size?” Citizen —I wouldn’t mind giving jmu something if you were sober. But you are full of liquor right now. Dismal Dawson—Yessir. I got to irink to git me nerve up enough to isk fer the price of a bed. I’m a yentleman, an’ beggin’ comes so aard. He looked with wildly flashing eye. His tones expressed his Ire. “Woman! this is your work I know,” And then he built the fire. He —You women have no right to the ballot for the simple reason that in case of a war you would not be ible to fight. She —Then why do you allow a man who is crippled, to vote? He—Why—er —if that isn’t just like a woman to ask some such fool question as that.