Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 November 1894 — Gratis. [ARTICLE]

Gratis.

Life. The eminent physician was irritable. Calling the janitor, he said: “Who is it that keeps singing, ‘I would not live always’?”. “It’s the lady in the apartment above, sir." “Well, tell her that as a professional man I am prepared to assure her that she won’t, and that there is consequently no cause for further agitation on her part.”