Rensselaer Republican, Volume 27, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 October 1894 — A Polite Paradox, [ARTICLE]

A Polite Paradox,

Washington Star. “His expressions are very objectionable,’’ said the’ precise youhg woman. “I think I shall have’ nothing more to do with him.” “Why?” inquired her companion. “He writes me that he reached home in good shape.” “That is thoughtful on his part.” ‘ I know that. But ‘good shape’ is such bad form.” ? The Paris police are about to expel 374 foreigners from France as Anarchists and dangerous characters.- It is satisfactory to note that, while many nationalities are represented among .them, English and American names are conspicuous by their absence.

An Ample Fund of Pleasure and Health May be derived from an ocean voyage and foreign travel. But before one gets one’s “aea legs” on, as the sailor says the abominable qualms, begotten of sea sickness, have usually to be gotten over. Delicate people suffer, of course, more than the robust from this ailment. but few sea travelers escape It. Against the frightful nausea it produces, Hostetter’S Stomach Bitters is a reliable defense, and is so esteemed by tourists, commercial travelers; yachtsmen and mariners. An ailment akin to sea sickness often afflicts land travelers with weak stomachs. This is often brought on by the jarring of a railway train. Disquietude in the gastric region from this cause is always remedied by the Bitters, which also prevents and cures chills and fever, rheumatism, nervous and kidney trouble, constipation and bUiousness. “Sunday sacred concerts, good boats an d bait. ” are attractions on Lake Pushaw, Me.