Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1894 — Just What She Was Looking For. [ARTICLE]

Just What She Was Looking For.

New York Weekly. Peddler —Have you any daughters, mum? Housekeeper —Sir! “Please, mum, I don’t ask outol vulgar curiosity, mum. I’m selling reson a tors. ’ ’-—•' ■ r ' ' ~ “What are they?” “You hang one up in the hall, mum, and it so magnifies every sound that a good night kiss sounds like a cannon shot. 1 ' “Give me about three —one for each floor.” 4