Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1894 — Could Take More. [ARTICLE]

Could Take More.

London Globe. A gentleman who was having a new house built in Ireland receutly went to see how it was getting on. Finding the fabric deserted, he went to the nearest public house, where he discovered the entire staff of workmen,foreman and all, encamped round a wilderness of empty glasses. Being a man of conciliatory temper he genially observed; “Well, boys, are yqu still thirsty?” Whereupon one of the number replied: “Well, sor, that dipinds entirely upon you.” Circumvention. “My wife and I had a lively discussion last night.” said the mild mannered man. “But I got the last word.” I “You don’t say so!” I “Yes. She acknowledged it herself this morning." “How did you manage it?” “Talked in my sleep.” A New York girl has a $20,000 doll house.