Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1894 — Easily Arranged. [ARTICLE]

Easily Arranged.

Chicago Kecord. Young Wife (in tears) —O Gerald I What do you think 1 The canary has gone to layiflg eggs. Unfeeling Husband —I don’t see anything heartbreaking in that, Elsie. It’s a perfectly proper thing for a canary to do. Young Wife—Yes, but I’ve always called him Ben. Unfeeling Husband—Well, you can call him Ben Hur now. The amount of candy consumed in the United States every year is estimated at twenty thousand tons.