Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1894 — Tossing on the “Briny” [ARTICLE]

Tossing on the “Briny”

Is very far from amusing, untraveled reader, If so be you are one. A rebellion fomented by each mountainous wave that smites the vessel's hull threatens Resolutely to dislodge your very vitals from their natural resting place, and a nausea so frightful that it would reconcile you" to a termination of your sufferings by shipwreck harasses you. WeU for you then, or rather before this crisis, if you are provided with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a swift remedy for and preventive of the nausea of travelers by sea or land, nervousness caused by the vibration of the screw of a steamer or the jarring of a railway train, and an antidote to bowel, liver and stomachic troubles caused by impure water and unaccustomed food. The Bitters also, counteracts the effects of fatigue and exposure, and is a safeguard against malaria, rheumatism and kidney trouble. A crooked line Is the shortest distance between two saloons. ■ ■ —■ *r- ~~ A Superb Girl; surpassingly lovely; skin fair as a lily; cheeks like roses, and why? It la because she uses Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Clara —Mr. Nicefello said jny face was classic. What is classic? Dora—Ob, almost anything old. Shiloh’s Consumptive Cure Is sold on a guar antee. It cures Incipient Consumption. It Is the best Cough Cure. 25 cents, 50 cents and 11.00 When you spoak to a youth about book learning these days he thinks you are just in from the race track.