Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1894 — Too Progressive. [ARTICLE]

Too Progressive.

Haberdasher—“ Here is a very pretty neck-tie, sir. it is called “Tha Progressiva ” i

Customer—“ Well, It’s too progressive for me. I’ve got one like it at home and whenever I put it on it progresses up over my collar, arl half way to the bald spot over my left eye. Gimme one a little slower—something thing that’ll stay down without a clock weight”—Time.