Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1894 — At the Church Fair. [ARTICLE]

At the Church Fair.

Texas Siftings. Old Bachelor (to young lady at one of the booths) —Well, Miss Fanny, what have you got that is useful to me? If you have anything I'll buy it. Young Lady—Here is a beautiful baby’s rattle. “But you know that I have no use for it, as I am unmarried.” “Now don’t begin to make flimsy excuses." do you call your horst Independence Day? Weeks—Because in every race I enter him he always cornel in a glorious fourth. .