Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1894 — Page 7

yW L ? d3a Pinkham’s Vegeital) te x Compound CURES ALL Ailments of Women. It will entirely cure the worst forms of Female Complaints, all Ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Falling and Displacements of the Womb, and consequent Spinal Weakneas, and is peculiarly adapted to the Change of Life. It has cured more cases of Leucorrhoea than any remedy the world has ever known. It is almost infallible in such cases. It dissolves and expels Tumors from the UteruS' in an early stage of development, and checks any tendency to cancerous humors. That Bead ng«down,£teeling causing pain, weight, and backache, is instantly relieved and permanently cured by its use. Undgf aTTcircumstances it acts in harmony with the laws that govern the female system, and is as harmless as water. All druggist. .ell lt, Address In cdnfldenee, Ltuia E. Pinkham Mud. co., Ltnn, MaS! i-ydlq E. Pinkham's Liver Pills, 25 cents.

DR.KILMEP’g S’Ti’P R oof the gbE aT KIDNEY LIVER B c A i?re? Pain inlhc Back, (olnts or hips, seiflibeht in urine like brick-dust, frequent calls or Diabetes, dropsy, scanty or high colored urine. Urinary Troubles, Stinging sensations when voiding, disterss pres* lure in the parts, urethral irritation, stricture. Disordered Liver, Bloat or dark circles under the eyes, tongue •oated, const! pattqp, yellowish eyebalfe. I \ Cnerantee— of dna Bottte, It act benSited, Druggists wilF*fund»oujthe price paid, 1 I At Druggi«tti££firil Size, Alze« Invalids* Guido to Health” free—Consultation free. Dh. Kilmeb & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. z* Ely’s Cream WILL CURE Co\? 1 CATARRHOi [ Price SOCentffi'' Apply Balm into each nostril. ILYBROS., 56 Warren St..N.Y. UKtaramesscarsS

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Many timeej.omen call on their fanjfly* physicians, they imagine;' (md from dyspepsia: anpffier from hiart disease; mother from liver ta Blaney dlseMo, another from nervoua 'exhaustion, or prostration, mother with, pain hero and there, and in thia way they all present, alike to themselves md their easy.gping and indifferent, or overbusy doctor, separate and distinct diseases, tor which he proscribes his pills and potions, uauming themltb be such, when, in reality, then are all only symptoms caused by some womb disorder. The physician, ignorant of the cause of suffering, encourages his practice antil large biljs aro made. The suffering etient gets no better, but probably worse ’ reason of ths delay, wrong treatipentnnd consequent complications. A proper meditlnejlke Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription, (treated to tAs cause would have entirely removed the disease, thereby'dispelling all those distressing symptoms and instituting somfort instead Of prolonged misery. The lady whose portrait beads this article to Mrs. Ida Coventry, of Huntsville, Logan Dounty, Ohio. Bho had an experience which we will permit her to relate in her own. language. It illustrates the foregoing. She writes: “I hud ‘female weakness’ very bad—in bed meet of the time, dragging (own pains through my bacX and hips • no appetite; no cntrgw, The family phys Swan was treating fid not got any beUar under that. Ueatinent. »I thought I would try Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription and his ‘Golden Medical Distovery.’ I felt better before I used one bottle of each. I continued their use until I look six bottled of each. In three months! tome I felt so well I did not think it necessary Io take any more. In childbirth it does what Dr. Pierce recommends it to do—lessens the pain and perils to both mother md child and shortens ‘ labor ’. I would like |o recommend Dr. Pierce's Extract of Smart. (Feed to those who have never tried it; it purely is the best thing for cholera morbus, ■r pain in the stomach I ever nsed : it works ska a charm. I try never to be without it." The following is from Mrs. Harriet Hards, M Montpelier, Idaho: “ I have enjoyed betfe health since I began treatment with Dr.

The Moral of The Tale.

Harper's Magazine. In a little Southern town, where the feSst happening was of vital importance and lengthy conversation, a worthless- citizen entered a store during the proprietor’s absence and abstracted his entire cash capital, done up in two canvas shot pouches. The robbery was soon detected, and the robber found. He made a full confession, delivered up the money, something over a hundred dollars, and was dragged to the county jail, several miles away. The incident, however, furnished conversation for the entire community, and the daring robbery was discussed on ali sides. The news' came to a country house, and was retailed at leiigfh to the family in the presence of„a pthiop,.who J acted as sub-butler chore;.bisyF .After the capture and imprisonment of the offender-had--been related, the mistress, wishing to point the moral to .the miniature darkey, remarked: ‘•Wellj that fe whatcorhes'of stealing. Isn’t jt terrible, Jennings?” ’ ‘‘’Deed, mam, Miss Page,’’answered the black youth laboring under thenumubf Jephihgs—“ ’deed it am jter’bufe. .Dat mo’ man didn’j have no chance^’tall ter spend d'at' money.

A Good Word for Coffee.

A cup of black coffee after dinner mainly serves the purpose of gratifying the fancy, but'it is not the injurious agent that some hp.ve made it out to be. Of course,' if a man’s ner.yes are iiot adapted tocpfteq, tjjat is another thing; but, as ah additional application of. heat and"a "sUmulent to the stomach, it can be regarded favorably. -rH. Y. ■ Sun. ■ ■ . .. Beecham’s Piles will euro wrnfl and pain giddiuess, fullness, dizziness, chills , and loss of • Tlie 1 a ibSs kii'dlv how tc begtn anyrimTOTmffl?mmT9'oTer~'''‘"

CHEAPER LANDS!

An UnPiraalCf>|>p<K funlti—Half' Rates virf Frdrt dijcLjijttabi tJuMlille, M arid. Aprif mn,to points in Kentucky, Tennessee,’ Alabama, Mississippi and Western Georgia. Tickets good 20 days for return; on sale atone .’aSMmnn.in p. M ion tn’Eotriwuna?-t>CTween Vicksburg, Miss., and Shreveport, La., on sale April 10th, and May Bth, good 30 days to return. An excellent opportunity to inspect and buy cheap lands in'aflTountry where grass grows ten months a seats and there are peither bliz-zu?ds,-hof Cpld Vutps. ,i ; . ’This Copipany ;lss qytfr n irtillion acres Of ' lands for sale, lying along its liqe in Alabanm, it low nriegs. f f ~ Write TO T.-T. AHMerson, Land Commissioner, Birmingham. Ala., for Information about them, or to W. G. Rinearson, G. P. A., Cincinnati, O. An intoxicatHj-niaii in Meridian, La., didn’t think he was full enough, so he secured a tew more drinks from -kilddii-kveper. lisb feutti&f 1 His • Wife;’ t hrpiight . the saloonkeeper, and secured $2,000 damages.

PleKJrtrfavorite Brescrirtlon, for wmsopwt •S'Befi And utMttnTqpMXty ttam jrtiftvoUor'ij sfcteeh years.on QtnWuf iffy“-frouW, t ana 'now weigH^i^tmdm-<n<f •fixty-Mx pounds, whereas iny weight ror many years stood at one hundred and twenty-five pounds. With pleasure, I remain." Yours truly, The following is from Mrs. M. A. McAllister. of Lim Rock, Jackson Co., Ala.: “I was in bad health: age was working upon me, and I had ulceration of the womb ; could not get about. I took Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription and it cured me; I felt ten yfeais younger. Dhave not had any old, haVentfter seen a better Woman’s friend than your medicine. I have recommended it to my friends here, and it has never failed in any case, so let me thank you for the good it did me.” Yours truly, For “ worn-out,” “ run-down,” debilitated school teachers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses, general housekeepers, and overpose, being a most potent specific for all those chronic weaknesses and diseases peculiar to women. It is a powerful, general as wafi.M uta&WvtaniQ nervine, and imparts vigor and strength to the whole system. It cures weakness of the stomach, indigestion. bloating, nervous prostration, hysteria, debility and sleeplessness. A Treatise (168 pages, ißustrated), on “Woman and Her Diseases,” sent sealed fn plain eneeZqpe, on receipt of ten cents to pay postage. Address, World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y; It contains a vast number of testimonials with half tone, or phototype portraits of their authors and gives the lull address of each.

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

“Why do you sign your name J. John E. B. B. Bronson,” asked Hawkins. “Because it is mv name,” said Bronson. “I was christened by a minister who stuttered.” “Your husband is a traveling man isn’t he?” said one Pittsburg lady to another. w “Yes.” - “I should think you wouldn’t like his being away from home so much.” “I don’t like that, but there is one advantage.” “What is it?” “When he’s away he forgets he is married and so lie writes love letters tome.” “one on the doo.” Life. r.r i /?

‘ ‘Longer overcoats are more stylish this, winter thgn last, don’t you think?” asked Van Braam. “I can’t speak authoritatively on the subject,” repliedShingiss, “but I know that lam wearing my overcoat longer than I intended.” “Mamma,. ; how long are the yardarms of a ship?” asked Harry Hilland j • * .-If the name, is any-- indication,” replied Mrs; Hillimd, “I should say, they-were: three feet long;”-—• - dlje Qtlier . day Uglahso qhite expensive. : (Mi Bnaggs—l syppse that is true. Aiiy-ohe should know that they cost -Aiore than artificial teeth. , ‘ “How should'any one kno w that?*’ “By patent to all. The eyes come higher than the teeth.” . ' TEMPORARY DISFIGUREMENT. -

Little flertie—-Do you suppose I'm going to the picnic with such a looking thing as you? Little Tommy —M-marm p-puther wort b-basket on my head when she c-cut my hair, an’ she couldn’t c-clip ’round th’ handles—boo-hoo. Gaswell—Young Blivens boasts that he never loses his head. Tiukarie—Well. he couldn’t expect such grealluck as that, you know. &j. UvL SCENE FROM AN UNPUBLISHED DRAMA. Life

h£ar riieH >■• Led#. —Pfiaoe. ■ 'f will hear do fii’i der! , Hen*~Yob mtfsF; Leo®. —Oh, heavinks! Herl— we, firsjb met I youngland inexperiencea- I ttibljgnf I loved you— . - •I. *Tfjeoi.— Oh, I .shall go mad! J Rushes frantically from the scene. Mrs,- SnaggEk—Don’t you think my new bonnqt is a poem, love? Mr. (Snaggy—Have you paid for it? “Of course nokr * r -■ t it is a poetti, no doubt—“-an owed.”

’Zekeiel's gone to nreachln', Bob's a-studyin’law: ; . r William runs a railroad trgln—- ' Best you ever saw. L Dick-Ahe runs a gmeery store An' makes the business stir; a. gut John ain’t doin' nothin’— He's a politicianer. —Atlanta Constitution.' Johnnie (seeing his twin Cbusins for the firpt time) —Isn’t ft funny, mammp! Manima—What, dear? “Why, this baby is a philopena.” i | — ’ -JfJUIOyI IlxlJid I Understand you thU this is 4MhMt*»ty concert?” r . , * i “Yeh, I sappofeU thete ; was ■never' anything poorer put on a stage." J “I db believe I’m a perfect fright in this bonnet.” Husband—There is no need of telling people about it is one comfort. A new law of Massachusetts imposes a fine of fronv SKHo SIOO on consumers of bituminous coal in towns that do not consume threefourths of their smoke.

DURING hard times consumers cannot afford to experiment with inferior brands of baking powder. It is NOW that the great strength and purity of the ROYAL make it indispensable to those who desire to practise economy in the kitchen. Each spoonful does its perfect work. Its increasing sale bears witness that it is a necessity to the prudent—it goes further. ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., 106 WALL ST., NEW YORK.

A Pleasing Moment.

Harper's Magazine. Squire B is. .the -Mfirst, citi*' zen” of the New’ Ehglarid town' In which he lives, and is respected by all classes for his sterling qualities and abstemious habits. . He has Inueh of thee courtliness of the bld ‘School, coupled with'great ysjs|npH»«ftith[ a sOnse. of hum,or that he cah appreciate !a jpikeii even though, it' be at'hiS owij expense. He, relates thp following episode with relish: .' , Not long- since' his business' called him to 'New York, which is as much His home as is his native pfaee.' He hailqd.acFjfth, avenue stage,, abd-'enb’ ’ tbripg U,' found it -filled; i w *i; * Sprawling across i the ,'h. man ih tliat stage'■ of intoxication which renders ode careless of appearances. . .Squire Bto step over his legs, but jqst then the stage gave a lurch, and he stumbled, over them. To the great amusement of every one in the stage, the man sat erect, and With maudlin severity. said, “Man 'n your o,’ndish’n oughter take ar cab ” . . '

Tariff and Taxation.

Tariff duties and internal revenue taxation on incomes and corporations arc exciting public interest, but of quite as much interest are those things which tax the system and require at Once an external remedy. (At* this subject, with special recommendation, Mr. Pierce D. Brown, Bridgewater, Mass., says: “In accidents from all kinds of athletic sports, to reduce sprains and bruises, I have used St. Jacobs Oil and al* ways found it most reliable:” Also, Mr. C. R. Sands, Mangum, Okla., writes; “I have used St. Jacobs Oil for sprains and rheumatism and would not be without it for anything.” Mr. R. Ledbetter, Denton, Texas. saysi'Thave used St. Jacobs Oil and it is the only thing I ever saw that would cure toothache in ten minutes’-time,” and it is usually prompt apd sure for frost-bites. All of these communications are of recent date, showing unabated interest.

No one can know the value of a little scratch on a red wagon until he offers it forsalc. j, L Cl FITS, All St» stopped free, by Dr. Kline’.s Great Nerve (Restorer. No fits after first day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and J 2 trial, bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr-.. Kiln* ; 831 Arch St., J’hilx.Pft. : ■,.!/. ———— A photographer la one of the,most Independent of men; he yievev hesitates tq present his .views. . l A h^XLnc O t , S^S»V B O Cbugh Cure. |25 cents. 50 cents and >I.OO. /*F,-?o’ r »

■■ 7 I ■'• cbnx-.it. ‘ 7<> V ' ;< >ai »H<n oi WJJzißi. glli» Ini7ol ion qxn '• ,;r,'‘m » inoiLi yM,'iripfeie Jtl ’’ ’ ' ; .;«>:» r ib ■' i* // . ■ j, \ i ; lyl J I ' t ' Lz-J® L‘ 1 r ' I ’ “How Wen You Look" ' 1 i.-. Friends Surprised at the Wonderful Improvement Hood* Co.. Lowflll. Mas*.: «v' ••( ,* “Dear Sirs:—t take 'pleasure in writing the' zood I have reoeivid from taking Hood’s Barsaparilla. Every spring utifi summer for aU, years or mort, my health has bopn so poor trwn hearttrouble anq debility that at times life Was a burden. I .would beepme so ' ' ’’Krnaciated and aud Pale , that my friends I, not Hye long., h could do scarcely any work at ail and "had to Tie down every few minutes- I began geit'itig itorse in January , losing my flesh and feeling so tired. I thought I would try Hood's Sarnapkrilln and I am happy to say I am in better health than I hove been for a number of yean. My friends remark to me: “Why how well you look." I tell them it is Hood's Sarsaparilla that has done the work. I would have all suffering humanity give this medicine • trial and be convinced. ThWstatement Is True to the etter," Mils. Jbnnie Decker, Watseka, 111. Hooo’e Pillu cure liver ills, constipation, blUouauese, jaundice,siok headache, indigestion I

Abraham Lincoln’s Stories.

An illustrated book, unmarred by , advertising, containing stories and anecdotes told, by Abraham Lincoln,’,’: many heretofore unpublished, Will bb: aay person sendirig his j or her-addifess to the Lincoln Ted! Co., Ft. Wayne, Ind. - -y, ~

Randolph M. Faucet Wanted.

to know whevegboutfl of RanMlph M.. Fapce L formerly of Lbgarisport, Ina. Address JyWtlSlw MlciMassUlou, O. . Matter'.of into) portance to Faucet. . '• to a heel is ;to/a[boy. ’* Mt |i ’| 1 "i yF'TTf’VW"— *i f Y?* f’o’ , (potent charin' can be fborid ‘tt’ : SMW' than exquisite ,qdmplexion tuch as universally follows the use ?ulphur j „ I,;q Q j ~ the .sport s .ofefcOati 'beenrwteehwd4’

r I'7 ' jrre* to Xnvalli p*4le«. } . ■, j who jouffered for-yeaWWiih iron’lijeo, digpiacpijientß, leucorrhoea.add Dtjlier ; irt+?ur 'ferirießj foijna a safe add anhpre homd traairiidhf .lliat caßibWtgly cured her (without the aid] of phyeibiune. tshe Will »?nd frill instructions i how’to iue.it lo<kßt>sufferjng woinaij who will eqnd ‘ hex name and address to Mrs, Rev. A. M. Turner > goutli Beuj,.lpd. ~

Z wi Offer YAtu s Reprcdy i J] < V (111 TUT Which Insures Safety to >1 < • Life of Mother and Child. | Mothers—l | Friehd” S & Robs Confinement of Its Pain, Horror and Risk- 3j > “ After using one bottle of ‘Mothers’ Friend,’; J suffered. ■;« X. but little pain, and did not experience that weakness afterward A X usual in such cases-—Mrs. Annie Gage, Baxter Springs, Kas. X » Sent by express, charges prepaid, on receipt of price, >l.soper bottle. <L > Sold by all Druggists. Book to Mothers mailed irte. > I BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO , Atlanta. Ba. 1 A- a. f A . c ■* A A ! a ' ' at ’ ——.—!—’—;———

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The Land at Promise

Is tjie mighty West, the land that “tickled with* a hoe laughs a harvest;” the El Dorado of the miner; the goal of the agricultural emigrant. While it teems with aH the elements of wealth and prosperity, some of the-fairest and meet fruitful portions of it bear a harvest of malaria reaped in its fullness by those unprotected by a medicinal safeguard. No ow seeking or dwelling in a malarial locality is safe from the scourge without Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Emigrants, bear this in mind. Commercial travelers sojourning in malarious regions should carry a bottle of the Bitters in the traditional gripsack. Against the effects of exposure. mental or bodily overwork, damp and unwholesome food or water, it is an infallible defense. Constipation, rheumatism, biliousness, dyspepsia, nervousness and loss of strength are all remedied by this genial restorative. “Do not recall those painful days,” Is what the young man remarked When the dentist presented hia yil. A Slight Cold, if often attacks the lungs. BRO WITS BhoSCHiAK Tkochks give sure and Immediate relief, Sold only in boxes. Price 25 cts. ' ‘ Coal has gone nV Walt till it strikes the chute. Then it wHI have to go down'kgain. MEDrCAT. writers elaim that the. successful remedy tor nasal catarrh must be non-irrita-ting. easy of application, and one that will reach the remote sores and ulcerated surfaces. The history of the efforts txf' treat catarrh is proof positive that only one remedy has complately met thesie conditions, and that Is Ely's Cream Balm. This safe and pleasant remedy has mastered catarrh as nothing else has ever done, apd both physicians and*patients freely concede this fact. Hard ly any body wouftf 1 iffd : t!b Change places, with tho turtle, yet think of the snap he has. y

•100. Reward. CIOO. The readers of the this paper will be pleased to learn .that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been alile to euro ip all its. stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure ia the only positive cure■ pew -known tp the medical'fraternity. Catarrh being a constltu. tional disease, requires* onMtttutio&al treatment. Hall's Catarrh .Qnrer isrfWteh tmeanaUy, acting directly upon the blood and mucous eur > faces of the system; -toereby .rientreyiaij thwfopndatlon of the disease, ppdsftitdflg Um patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature tn doitig its worfc.’ 1-he-pTO-nrie.tors i have so much faith in its curative powers that they offVr Oilefl tfhdred Dollars fit Hnyjcakq that it falu.t*r«w.4tl«i<UosflWt<»f testimonials. Address :’.» . .13 F.sLiießEltEYateflißiiKiledbnO hL46r aaffio .etioitanileti -I' uJNinWF ft* to S 6 * best value for tlie inoyy . g t - S? U,D£ 'V®. ln wdfkf.jQ|iai3rjPtff7pact -p.WFrT- stamped on 4hfc4>irtSnr: ’I imaAUzliWA® P air warra Wed. Ta]mnoxubsu ■f^_l ute _. Seflocalpa fell 1 L. “ Calalo/rm i'll -Ehtiag Ia- ~ Structions 1 fWifo or. derby raiil. . You can get the best ot deaftn/wnt/irash our shoes. ’ ’

. slaßtinf pr>r the aW nA !«?*■ WrWT* I *HSW-W .-at, 1 ? *lo* rr - -I rvsri - Mxae>saditfL» • r > r, '' 11,. IL j ■ ■ •UwmkW ll' .i-.it: rjp l >1 r P • tib bn* board, are nsedj Usey HM-pnet|Mllws>htal<*Ma hands Dr .0 so'im csQs, 'COLCHESTER” < spading fr-qSMRf I BKBT ,N MARKET J Tbs outer or tap sole the wtotc a: -Ml } ' '« t’reion and in n kj 'NUMB' ,vr f .aKmi V*TOYOUR DEALER I AGU Hl 1.. 11, EASY u Miliar culani. They wiUbeiAraw|4 11 jl* l '* -vT Address. HOPEWfiLX. CLARKE. Land I’rninnfififaiiit jtL f aul. MinK Hr - " rr-r? — .. J . 2 ’ ' IConevraaptlvew and people K Who have weak htaaa or A sth- ■ ma. should use Piso'aCure for ■ Consumption. It has cared ■ thousands, ft baa not Injur-W Sold everywhere. MOa, J MMssm. . «