Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 March 1894 — No Respect For Age. [ARTICLE]

No Respect For Age.

Philadelphia Call 1 Glancing down the bill of fare tho other day, a gentleman who was seated in a down-town restaurant had his eye caught by the offer of roast mutton, and he decided to order it. “We have none, sir,” said the waiter when he received the order. “Then you may bring me some spring lamb,” was the order. The diner waited until after he had tasted what was brought to him, and calling the waiter over to him, inquired: , “Yoiing man, have you any re- ' spect for age?” “Yes, sir,” was the meek response. “Then never again call anything out of its name. This is mutton, not lamb."

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