Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1894 — Page 3

r The Hei. W. J. Wmieb’s Paira fotJactaon Co„ Jfitt. -Db. B- V. Pntßd: Dear Str-I wish to inform yon of the benefit my wife hap received from the use of your medicines, I must any that your Favorite Prescription " is the best female regulator on earth; my wife has been cured by the timely use of it. I have been using the “Golden Medical Discovery” and “Pleasant Pellets.” and I am fully satisfied they ore all you Bar. W. J. Walker, claim them to be; so. wishing you abundant success, and hoping that the Almighty Goa will continue His blessings toward, you tn your noble work, lam, _ Respeeifully. W. J. WALKER. PIERCE --CURE . cggQAEi is eSsrsi ‘ •r/'X r Vnv ■ ' P's ;<4-y KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to Personal enjoyment when rightly useu. The many, who live better than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world’s best products to the’needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles: embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. Its excellence i« due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds,’ headaches and fevers ana permanently curing constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, Id ver and Bowels without weakening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all druggists in oOc an«J $1 bottles, but it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name i» printed on every package also the navi*.'* Syrup of Figs, and being well ’nfcimed, you will not accept any eulstliute if est-red.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED Swamp-Root Cured Me. Confined to Bed*for Weeks by Kidney and Liver 1 Complaint. Versailles, Ind. June 9, 1893. Dr.'Kilmor & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. Gentlemeu:-My age is sixty-two years. Have jiSSWsv lived hero for forty /NioxwSk years. I had been afflicted for nearly xSA three years with w kidney and liver ft z i x trouble; at times I the pains in my back were almost v WW beyond endurance and con^nc<J mo to kSKwP }>ed or wccl;s at a jH'xMfcJaiftwwl time. I had noapwTVJUAHSHALL. b 2 petite, my stomach ■— troubled me constantly and I was almost in despair. I was Not able to do a day's work. I tried different doctors and the medicines they recommended for these diseases, but all to no avail. I chanced to see the advertisement of Swamp-Root. I commenced taking it at once and my recovery dates from the first dose, as I improved from the beginning and I am now feeling well and can do a day’s work without feeling pain. M. N. Marshall. At Druggists 50 cents and SI.OO Size. “Invalid* 1 Guide to Health” free—Commutation free. Dr. Kilmer i Co.. -. Binghamton, N. Y. The Greatest Medical Discover; of the Age. KENNEDY’S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. DONALD KENNEDY, OF ROXBURY, MASS., Has discovered In one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, fi'om the worst Scrofula ■down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases ■(both thunder humor). He has now in his possession over two hundred .ertificates of Its vfliuc, all within twenty miles of Boston. Zs benefit is always experienced from the first bottle, and a'perfect cure is warranted when the right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes .hooting pains, like needles passing through them; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being .topped, and always disappears in a week tfter taking it. If the stomach Is foul or bilious it will cause sqpeamish feelings at first. No change of diet ever necessary,. Eat Hie best you can get, and enough of it. Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bedp. 3 d the Label. Sen4Tor Book. A About twenty-five years , /ATTPT ago I was afflicted with a diMease which the doctors ■H pronounced SCROFULA I < X.«_> was treated by several physicians and specialists Id 'XZ’zx*-* warx Without being benefited: i 1 Ca.rS * n<l 1 tried many blood x ‘■-J reniedies. without relief, •i i was recommended, and after ,i taking six Itottles I am now well , “ ”my skin is perfectly clear, and I would not be in my former condition for two , thousand dollars. L Maa. Y. T BUCK, CUrCQ Delaney, Ark. A ' Send for Treitlre on Blood and ft XT Skin Diseases mailed free. U j “ SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., S S S' Atlanta, GA. •“-'* lwJh

JUDGE BEAN.

There is one character who comes to San Antonio quite often to enjoy i period of relaxation from his duties as justice of the peace on the Pecos river. He is Judge Roy Bean. Judge Bean is a short,stocky man. strong and rugged, with iron gray hair and a determined face. He is perhaps fifty-five years of age, and he has not spent those fifty-five years in an Alpine monastery. When Judge Bean strikes "Old S’Antone" the city is occasionally irart; sometimes Judge Bean is hurt, but when he is he doesn’t show it. He can drink more whisky and play more faro than any other man of his age and weight in Texas, and the funny part about it is that he seems to stand the pace like a two-years-old. His most lovable traits are not so conspicuous in the Alamo city_as in his own town. There he is the terror of the community, says the New York Press. He is not only justice of the peace, but coroner, supervisor poor clerk and censor of public morals. In conjunction with these duties he is the principal saloon-keeper of the town and is the proprietor of a dance hall. About the only thing that he doesn’t own is a gambling house. They tell many amusing anecdotes of him in San Antonio. The learned judge holds court in a little room behind his saloon. One night a stranger walked into his barroom, laid a S2O gold piece on the bar, and called for a drink. At a silent signal from the judge all the loungers in the place sauntered up to the bar and each man took a particularly large drink. The stranger asked for an’ other and tossed off the contents l with a delicate relish of a connoisseur. Every one of the loungers followed suit. After having wasted several minutes the stranger asked for his change. Thereupon the bar-tender-judge shoved sl6 across the bar. “Look here!” said the unknown, “where’s the rest of it?” “All drunk up,” said the judge. “I didn’t ask these gentlemen to drink with me,” said the man from nowhere. “It’s robbery and I won’t stand it!” Then Judge Bean turned to one of Jiis dependents and said: “Constable, arrest that man.” The satellite placed his hand on the stranger’s shoulder, and his honor led the way into the back room. Taking his seat on the bench the judge said: ‘ ‘Prisoner, how much did you say the court owed you?” “I had two drinks and gave you $20,” replied the astonished tenderfoot, “and I want $19.75; you only gave me $16.” \ “Well, you low-down, onery cuss, I’d a-given you back your money if you’d kept quiet, but as you’ve gone and raised such a bally row in my place I hereby fine you $19.75 for disorderly conduct. This court will now adjourn.” Saying which the learned judicial authority headed the procession back to the barroom, where he “blew” all hands.

One night, some months after the above incident, Judge -Eean made thd*rounds of the gambling houses in his own town and dropped a little more than SSOO. On the following morning, as he lay on his weary pillow recalling with painful effort the events of the proceeding eyening, he came to the natural conclusion that he had been ■ very much under the ‘‘influence,” and at once suspected that he had been* ‘‘done’’ by the sporting men while in that irresponsible condition. Hastily arraying his manly form in judicial black, he proceeded to the court room and summoned all the gamblers in town before him. There wore above fifty of them. With absolute gravity he fined every nfan $lO, the entire amount of the .penalties covering the sum he had lost the night before. The gamblers held a conference immediately after court had adjourned, and unanimously decided to bar Judge Bean from the games forth. .

A local desperado had been arraigned before the Judge on a'charge of horse stealing, and the trial had been set down for the following week. On the day aopointed, the tough, who bad been out on bail, entered the courtroom accompanied by a couple of friends. The accused flung himself back in a chair, and, toying carelessly with the butt of a big revolver that stuck out from his hip pocket, remarked: “Wall, I guess there ain’t goin’ to l>e no trial today.” Did this phase Judge Bean? Not , a bit of it. As if acquiescing in the prisoner’s opinion, he said: “This court will now take a recess.” Then he sauntered forward to the barroom, gulped down about half a pint of tanglefoot, took two enormous six-shooters from the cash drawer and concealed them under his arms, with his coat buttoned over them. Still cool as a cucumber, he walked back to the courtroom and took his seat upon the bench* Whipping out both pistols from beneath his coat and leveling them at the defendant afid his friends, His Honor said: “Constable, you kin go ahead and open court again. There's goin’ to be a trial er an inquest in this room today, an’ I don’t much keer which.” Some years ago a cowboy shot ind killed a Chinaman and was takan before Judge Bean. His honor 1 is rather partial 'to cowboys and hates to see them get into trouble on account of little idiosyncrasies. However, he committed the cattle puncher fpr trial. A week later the knight of *he lariat was again ar-

rainged before him. ThA court room was crowed, for the prisoner was generally popular. The uncompromising sternness of the Judge was so well known that the defendants friends feared he would be sentenced in short order. Judge Bean fixed his eyes upon the crowd and said in. his gruffest tonesN “After havin’ s’arched all through the statute laws of the State of Texas, I am onable to find anything relatin’ tp the killin’ of a Chinaman. Therefore, there bein’ no provision of the code under which to try him, the prisoner is discharged.” There is only one Judge Bean.

HAWAIIAN NAMES.

Some Hints in Regard to Their Proper PronunciationSeattle Post Apropos of the question of the pronunciation of Hawaiian names, a baief statement of the principles of the language governing this matter may be of interest to many. In 1820, when the American missionaries landed at Kailua, Hawaii, there was no written language, and their first literary work after learning the spoken language was to reduce it to writing. They adopted the following Roman letters as representative of the simple sounds they found: The fivq vowels, a, e, i, o, u, having the following sounds, a, as in father; e, as in fete; i, as long e when spoken quickly, as in mete, or passing in usage into the shorter sound of short i, as in pin; o, as in old; u, as oo in food; or u, as in rude. The five consonants, k, 1, m, n, p, the aspirate h, and a vocalic w. Pure Hawaiian knows no diphthongs though to our clumsier An-glo-Saxon ears and tongues it seems to. There are, therefore, as many syllables Tn a Hawaiian word as there are vowles, and no syllable ends in a consonant. Where two or more vowles follow each other, with no intervening consonants, there is a crasis, or commingling of the sounds that produce what seems to a stranger a foreign element in the pronunciation For example, the name of the island upon which Honolulu is. situated, Oahu (O-a-hoo), producing a sound not unlike O-wa-hoo, which was, indeed one way of spelling it in early times. There is, to foreign ears at least, notable exception to the law of no diphthong, name, in the combination of ai, as in Hawaii, Ha-wi-i, which, though structurally incorrect, is the common pronunciation. Hence we have Ho-no-lu-lu, Li-li-u-o-ka-la-ni, with the accent on the penult in each case. What the law of acentuation may be, if there is any, I cannot say.

Bargains.

Harper's Bazar. .s To the average woman the bargain counter presents a very great attraction, almost a temptation. Here is an article of use or beauty marked down a few cents, or it may be a few dollars below its usual price. The matron, intent on a shopping expedition, has carefully made out her list, and fancies that she knows precisely what she wants. Her lack of the thing which is on sale “at a bargain” has not been manifest to her mind, but the sight of it, displayed in all its cheapness, fires her imagination. It is a divan, one-third less in cost than the divan she has been intending to set in a special corner of her drawing-room. She purchases it at a bargain, and sends it home triumphantly, forgetting that the spreads and the pillows it will require to make it complete will bring it to a point far beyond the original cost, and beyond the modest sum she had set aside to -cover the entire outlay for this article. This is only one case among many. A bargain in it first estate may be cheap, but in its last it is generally dear. The exception is when bargains are bought, not on impulse but of set purpose, as, for instance, when a woman buys clothing for her family at the turn of the season. It is surprising what a difference in cost there is sometimes found in the same grade of goods, the difference being in the fact that the merchant does not wish to carry his stock over from one season to another. But this is not strict bargain-buy-ing, It is merely purchasing with forethought, and belongs in the category with the thrift that saves for a rainy day:

A Safe Bank.

The City Marshal of Boston, more than sixty years ago, arrested one William Doyle, and found in possession a deposit book on the Providence Institution for Savings showing that the prisoner had deposited S6O there. The City Marshal took jossession of the book; Doyle served lis term after sentence and was then ost to sjght. Long after it was earned that he had died in Charlestown, Mass., leaving no known heir. Pive years ago legal proceedings were instituted, publications were made, and no claimant appeared. Last week the sum on deposit, which had incre;ased to about $2,100, was turned over to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

The South Carolina House of Delegates took a step in the direction ol the co-education of the sexes when the ways and means committee incorporated in the appropriation ol $25,000 for the South Carolina College the provision that younsr women who were qualified be allowed to enter, not lower than the junio** class, at the next session. 1

Highest of in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report 8S1S! ABSOLUTELY PURE

PEOPLE.

A Mr. Talbot, of Tacoma. Wash., who recently returned from Lake Chelan, says the miners about the lake catch all the trout they wish with their shovels. He saw a man ®ith_ one -push scoop up four fish, not one of which weighed less than a pound. The death in London of Henry Bain Smith, the sculptor, recalls the fact that he did a great deal of artistic work during the thirty-six years of his life. His magnum opus was a bronze statue of the poet Burns, which was unveiled last fall in Aberdeen. President Eliot, of Harvard University, is a member of the Cremation Society in Boston, and he thinks that the objects of the society are good. He does not intend, however, to direct that his own mortal remains shall be incinerated. President Gilman, of Johns Hopkins University, makes a plea for endowments for medical and electricity schools, and funds for the erection of a building in which to store the geological and mineralogical collection and for scholarships. It you want to know why Eve ate the apple, just analyze your own feelings when you see a “Keep Off the Grass” sign. State of Ohio, Clty of Toledo, i LycAS County. C BS - Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J.C heney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and tate aforesaid, and that said man will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. worn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December. A. D. 1889j seal A ' W ’ REASON. * —, — > Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonlrls, free. , F. J. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, O. t3£“Sold by Druggists, 75 6 “I had to hammer everything into my boy’s head.” “Ah, then he acquired knowledge by the pound.”

Sehiffmann’s Asthma Cure

Instantly relieves the most violent attack, facilitates free expectoration and insures rest to those otherwise unable to sleep except in a chair, as a single trial will prove. Send for a free trial package to Dr. R, Schiffmann, St. Paul, Minn., but ask your druggist first. For the paterfamilias who stands upon the beach and listens to the wild waves the sound of their breaking has a wonderful significance.

$42.520 FOR A FARM WAGON.

The best wagon in the world can be had for $42.5d; a barrel cart for $3.50. If You Will Cut This Out and Send It With 5c to the John A. Salzer Seed Cd., La Crosse, Wis., you will receive their mame.oth catalogue, where you can re.*? -30ut this wagon. Shiloli’a Consumption Cure is gold on* guar an tee it cures Incipient Consirmption. it is the beet, Cough Cure. 25 cents. SO cent* and fl.oo. FITS. All fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's Jreat Nerve Restorer. No tits afteifflrst day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 18 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, •J3I Arch St., Phila., Pa. See "Colchester” Spading Boot ad. in anjther column.

MIDWINTER FAIR EXCURSIONS.

To California and Oregon at Reduced Rates via Pennsylvania Dines. On account of the Midwinter Fair at San Fra cisco, special low r«te tourist tickets to that city as well as to Ban Diego, Los Angeles, San Bernardino, and other winter resofts in California will be sold via Pennsylvania Lin s. Tourists can have the choice of routes from < hlcago and St. Louis. Tickets will be limited for return passage until April 10th, 1894. Tourist tickets to Portland, Ore you, valid going or returning via California ire also for sal over this fli st-class route. For details apply to nearest Pennsylvania Line Picket Agent, or address F. Van Dusen, Chief Assistant General Passenger Agent, Pitts burg. Pa.

HOOD’S Permanently? Cures Because It reaches the seat of disease in .hO blood. By purifying, vitalizing and enriching the blood, it expels every taint as Scrofula, Catarrh, Malaria, etc., and so renovates and strengthens the vital fluid, and through it the whole system, as to enable it to throw off future attacks of disease. Be sure to get Hood’s, and only Hood’s, because * Hood’s Pit-i-a Cure all Liver Ills, Sick neadache.Jaunulce,Indigestion. Try a box. ‘Ac.

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It Cure* Grid*. Couglu. Sure Threat. Orem, Infineon. Wheeeing Oenrh. Brenehiti* and Aatiuna. A certain eure for Consumetieu in flret (tagea, and a rare relief in advanoel etagea Uw nt eac*. Yon will see the eseellent effect after taking the flret dean. Sold by dealers everywhere. Largo bottle* SO eaate and SI **

A Deadlock.

Harper's Bazar ‘‘What is this?” “A young man of the period. Is he not a work of art?” “He is indeed ” “Is he engaged?” “Yes.” “To whom?" “To a young woman of the period who loves him deeply." “When are they to be married?” “Never. ” “Never! And why not?" “She will not marry him until he has paid his debts and he cannot pay his debts until she marries him. ” •‘Oi’-

An Unsecn Enemy

is more to be dreaded than an open and visible one. That subtle and lurking foe. which under the generic name of malaria manifests Itself, when It clutches us in its tenacious grasp. In the various forms of chills and fever, bilious remittent, dumb ague or ague cake can only be erte tually guarded against by fortifying the system against its insidious sttaeks with Hostetter's Stomach B tters. a thorough antidote to the poison of miasma in the system, and a safeguard against It to be thoroughly relied upon. In the event of a malarious attack, avoid poisoning your system with quinine, and use instead this wholesome remedy, unobjectionable in taste and far more efficacious than any drug. Use the Bitters for dyspepsia, biliousness. constipation, kidney complaints and rheumatism. - At requires no self-denial for a pawnbroker to keep the pledge. If you are troubled withmalaria take Beecham’s Pills. A positive specific, nothing like it. 25 cents a box. Some people have faces as long as Jacob’s ladder, and the angels are missing. Keep up that Rasping Cough at the peril of breaking down your Lungs and Throat; rather let the afflicted immediately resort to Dr. D, Jayne’s Expectorant, which cures all Coughs and Colds, and ameliorates all Lung Complaints and Throat ails. Honesty never has to crowd anybody in order to get room to make a living. For Throat Dlxenses and Coughs- use Brown's Bronchial Troches. Like all really good things, they are imitated. The genuine are sold only In boxes. The woman who is carried away by her emotions is sure to be brought back. “My dear fellow, she is an angel. How exquisitely lovely her complexion is. They say she. uses Gl«un’e Sulphur Soap.” A poem called “The Scythe Song” is oat. But we want no mower like it.

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One bottle for fifteen cents, ) , Twelve bottles for one dollar, | R-l-P-A-N-S Ripans Tabules are the most effective recipe ever prescribed by a physician for any disorder of the stomach, liver or bowels. Buy of any druggut anywhere, or lend price to THE RIPANS CHEMICAL COMPANY, to Srauca Sr., Naw Youa.

‘August Flower” “lam Post Master here and keep a Store. I have kept August Flowei for sale for some time. I think it is a splendid frsedieme.” E. A. Bond, P. M., Pavil’Qu Centre, N.Y. The stomach is the reservoir, ts it fails, everything fails. The liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the heart, the head, the blood, the nerves all go wrong. If you feel Wrong, look to the stomach first. Put that right at once by using August Flower. It assures a good appetite and a good digestion. •

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Increased Appetite is one of the first good effects felt by users of Scott’s- Enralsron of cod-liver oil with Hypophosphites. Good appetite begets good health. Scott’s Emulsion is a fat food that provides its own tonic. Instead of a tax up* on appetite and digestion it is- a wonderful help to both. Scott's Emzdsion arrests the progress of Consumption, Bron- < chitis, Scrofula, and other wasting diseases by raising a barrier of healthy desk, strength and nerve. Prepared by Scott a Eown«. N. Y- All druggists. patents. Trademarks Examination end Advice mto rntentnblllty of invention Send for Inventor's Gclda or How to Got aPatent Patbicb O’Fxbbbi.l. WasbißSten.O. U. * qtAiTCIP-Ejr tabled. Welle for Inventor*Guide,

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