Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1894 — William’s Little Plan. [ARTICLE]

William’s Little Plan.

Chicago Record. “I don’t want to injure no man's business,” said Wandering Wil iam, as he entered the barroom and leaned gracefully against the rail, “but I do think that there ought to be an investigation as to the true character of the ingredients used in making alcoholic liquors. I fear that there’s adulterants being used. If that is so some one should let the public know to protect them in the one case or to render them free, from fear of harm in the other. Now,” he continued, pulling a flat flask out of his pocket, “for these reasons I shall be willing to accept from you a small sample of your best goods for the purpose Of subjecting it ,to analysis and ” “They’s ashes on the doorstep,” said the bartender, kindly, as he finished the ejection, “but look out that you don’t slip on the walk/'