Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 November 1893 — In Olden Times. [ARTICLE]

In Olden Times.

People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action, but now that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permanently cure habitual constipation, well-in-formed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the system. Mother—Paul, just step into the next room and see if Grandpa is asleep. Paul Returning after a short time}—Mamma, che whole of Grandpa is asleep, only his aose keeps awake yet. Mme. Juliette Adam, whose organ, La Nouvelle Revue, has for many years been advocating and trying to bring about a Russo-Franco alliance, has started a monster subscription for the purpose of giving each of the Russian sailors —on the occasion of the visit of the Russian fleet in French waters —a tiny brooch as a souvenir for their sweethearts or wives. ___________ Detective (hurriedly)—Where did that fellow go who just ran out of the hotel? Citizen (still rubbing the toe that the fujitive stepped on)—I don’t know; but I lope he’ll go where I told him to. A Bore Throat or Cough.lf suffered to progress, often results in an incuarble throat or lung trouble. “Brown's Bronchial Troches” five instant relief. Politics may be a game, but the Republicans still in office pretend they can’t see it’s their move. FITS. All Uta stopped free by Dr. Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. No fits after first day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and (8 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 031 Arch St.. Phils., Pa.