Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 November 1893 — OUR PLEASURE CLUB. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

“Does she have a nom de plume when she writes her—” “Gracious, no'; just a typewriter, Hke any other person.” Xb. /tt-- - * wyuucf, quotn vile vys ver, “If people long for me.” He wasn’t satisfied until He'd gone from sea to see. WASHING DAT. «

“Ephum!" • . ... “Yethum." “Gome a-'humpin’ yere an’ git yo' barf. Yo’ mammy ain’t got no time to fool!” There was a young man from St. Joe, Who thought a chin beard he would groe: Some pomatum he tried, ——Read the label and cried: “I'll be taken for Peffer, I knoe!” BOUND TO BE WITH THE TIMES. Truth.

“Say, why don’t you shake thal old egg-shell off?”’ “Shake nothing! Don’t you know that crinoline in the style again?” CZ There’s a land that is fairs- **ixn this, OS At least so the poets do say t But then we don't care muuu io go— There's no mention of any Midway. Madge—She never reads anything but fiction, I am sure? Clara—l see her every morning studying the newspaper with great interest. Madge—Of course, but it’s the write-up of herself in the society column. DIBINTZRZBTZD. ' Jhdge.

She—l hope it isn’t my hundred thousand that you’re after, George? Mr. Grasper—Believe me, no, darling. I’d marry you if you had only ninety thousand. “They were not applauded once during the play." “All sticks, I suppose?” “No, but half a dozen ladles took off their hats, and no one looked at the stage after that.” Teacher —You shouldn’t say ‘Willy said he done it.' That isn’t right. Tommy—Well, then, Willy’s lyin’ about it." GALLANTRY LX THZ TROPICS. Puck.

Miss Trunkerton —Isn’t this terrible, Mr. Tuskingbam? Seems tome I never felt it so much as I do to-day!

Mr. Tuskingham—Allow me to hold this sunshade over Miss Tmnkerton! ;