Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 October 1893 — Her Conundrum. [ARTICLE]

Her Conundrum.

Washington Star “John,” said his wife, “1 have a conundrum for you.” “All right. But you know conundrums are out of style.” “That fact won’t hurt this one anyway," she answered. “Let us have it.” “Why am I like a popular story?’? “Because everybody admires you." “That isn’t the answer.” “What is it, then?” “Because,” and she glanced at her calico dress. “I am never out of print.” . And the next day he gave her carte blanche at the dry goods store.