Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 October 1893 — What He Would Do. [ARTICLE]

What He Would Do.

Overheard at a Belgian livery stable: Master—You must be very polite to the customers. New Coachman —Yes, sir. Master —And honest. For example, what would you do if you found a pocketbook in the brougham with 50,000 francs in it? New Coachman—l should do nothing; T should live on my means.