Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1893 — A Dangerous Boarder. [ARTICLE]

A Dangerous Boarder.

Texas Siftings. The widow Flap jack got a new boarder the otiier day, At the. .first meal he took he choked and had a terrible time trying to swallow Mouie “What’s the matter, stranger?” she asked kindly. “Nothing, except that coffee wait down the wrong way.” » “Good heavens! It isn’t possible that I have’secured a boarder vvfth two throats, ” exclaimed the widow Flapjack, who has been complaining very bitterly of food a man with ope throat can destroy.