Rensselaer Republican, Volume 26, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 August 1893 — He Didn’t Think It. [ARTICLE]

He Didn’t Think It.

Pack. She (another’s)—But it isn’t right for you to say you love me; you must only think it. Her Summer Lover—But I don’t think it; I only say it. “Tommy,” said the visitor, “have you read the books, in your Sunday-school-library?” “Some of them,” he replied, rather doubtfully. “Can you tell me what happened to the boy who went fishing on Sunday?” “Yes, he caught three cat fish and an eel.” “How do you know that?” “Cos I was him.”