Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1893 — The Conscientious Dealer. [ARTICLE]

The Conscientious Dealer.

New York Weekly. Indignant Female -That lairipydu sold me exploded, and burned down the house. Dealer—Well, mum I'll- give you a new one. “A new house?” “A new lamp.” Citizen —How long will it take you to drive to Park place? Cabman (tentatively) —Are yeh goin’ to pay by th T mile, or by the hour?- • .