Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1893 — A Martial Failure. [ARTICLE]

A Martial Failure.

Frank Leill«'* Weekly. Uncle Holback —It was this way mother—l’ve heerd my gran’father tell of it many’s th’ time. Gin'ral Washin’ton stood jest this way on th’ banks of th’ river an’ Auntie Holback—Hiram, if he looked the way you do this minute them Cont’nentals would’r chucked him in an’ pulled th’ ice over him. Only 3 per cent, of the murderers of this country have received a higher education. Government detectives Io some of the “moonshine” districts carry kodaks-with them to secure evidence. They pick up many a little bit of stitl life. “How are you feeling now?" said Jones to Smith as the latter leaned over the side of the boat. ‘ Retch-edly," gasped Smith.