Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 June 1893 — A “Chump.” [ARTICLE]

A “Chump.”

The following conversation between two of Rensselaer’s bright young ladies was overheard the other day as they were walking on one of our streets: “I was so shocked last night. I don’t believe I will see Tom if he calls this evening.” “What did he do?” “Why, last evening be suddenly took hold of me, twisted me around into his arms and forcibly kissed me a dozen times. I don’t believe yonr little Wille ever insults you that way, does he?” “No; he’s a regular chump.”