Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 June 1893 — Afraid of the Test. [ARTICLE]

Afraid of the Test.

Texas Siftings. Miss Laura —Do you warrant these corsets? Clerk —Usually. Er—you are not engaged, are you? A man in Indiana has just died from excessive tobacco chewing. The music at hts funeral should not be a dirge but an overchewer. Get Small Ble Beans. 40 for 25c. The Philosophic Beggar—He displayed on his breast a label worded as follows: “Do not be ashamed of giving me only a half penny—l am blind.”