Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 May 1893 — Page 7

f : "r DOWf LISTEX i rfT « to the dealer who is benl («*■ on bigger profits. Th» \ thinfe that he want* yon tc : \g<y> i |2s|Psfe| only guaranteed remedy fv J hood is tlie “ Favorite Pro —:. scriptkm.” If it over fails V=- y to benefit or cure, in malt]U * /. i ing weak women strong H| 1111 l or suffering women well, ™ ** 11 bave y° ur m °n«y Anything “just as good,” or as sure to bring help, could be, and would be, sold in jnst that way. : This guaranteed medicine is an invigorating, restorative tonic, especially adapted to woman’s needs and perfectly harmless in any condition of hejf system. It builds up, strengthens, regulates, and cnrea. 7;;For periodical pains, bearing-down sensations, ulceration, inflammation—every thing that’s known as a “ female complaint,” it’s a remedy that’s certain, and proved. WHAT OTHERS SAY.~~ INCIPIENT PARALYSIS, HEART DISEASE, DYSPEPSIA, and constant Headache. INDUCBnfBY LA GRIPPE. COMPLETELY CURED' BY LIVURA. Livtjra M’f’g. Co., Dear Sfßs:—“Last M 10 winter. I had La Orlppo S| in Its worst form, lenvIW M ing me in a terrible con. VAtf. & dltlon, my Brain was ..Jflßh Jr eonfnsed, my Heart weak, my legs refused to hold me up, and the muoAjajii" cles ' TCre 80 sore that it P aln * ul to 1,0 down. Tf&nntfS. If spjjy I had continual Headyf .ache, and everything I Mr. J. L. Weaver, ate distressed me. I could not work, sleep, or est, and my right side became numb. Several doctors told me I had. tneiplent Paralysis, and that I Could get no better. I grew so weak that I could not leave the house. Hearing of PITCHEB’S Id YUBA I got a bottle »nd it helped me.from the first. I took 4 bottles in all, and am PERFECTLY WELL in every way, »nd now work all day. I know that PITCHER’S LIVIJRA CUBED HE.” gYdnrg truly, John L. weaves, 117 St. Clair St., Cleveland, Ohio. 38 LIVURA OINTMENT The Great Skin Cure. Cures Eczema, Salt Rheum, Pimples, itch, and all affections of the skin. Heals Bruises, Bums, Scalds, etc. Sold by all Drug, gists, or by mail. Price 85 Cents, The Livpba M’f’o. Co., N t ashville, Tenn. Perfect Baby Health ought to ing health Ayf .J 9 childhood, health in the yea r s to come. When we See in children tendencies to weakness, we know they are missing the life of food taken. This loss is overcome by Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, with Hypophosphites, a fat-fbod that builds up ippetite artd produces flesh at a rate that appears magical. Almost as palatable as milk. i Pwgjsr»<rjJjr^ooHAfWojg£^L i V ji^AlUlrtutgi,t». f/SH This Trad* Mark Is on tbs best WATERPROOF COAT %£££« In the World! A. J. TOYttR,, BOSTON. MASS

•' ’ v;rJ-'X‘ r‘ : * * i Positively cure Bilious Attacks, Con* stipation, Sick-Headache, etc, „ -!• fK.Jb «* * «Vs 26 cents per bottle, at Drug Stores 'Write for sample dose, free. J. F. SMITH & CO.,"•"■■New York. Ely's Cream Bain witt oi rk ■sJJ'J'hV] CATARRHr§*i Frio SO Cots. * W Apply Balm Into each nostr lyßrog-.M Warrant,N.Y AWHMMorthln. Habit Cured In 10 OPIUM BEST POUSH IW TH» WOULD. "

surf Polish

■with Pastes, Enamel*, and Paint* Which stain the band** injure the iron, and burn red. The Rising Sin Stove Polish it Brib Rant, Odorless, and Durable. Each package evwitmins six ounces; when moistened will make several boxes of Pasta Peliab. mjn.MummuL9,oooms.

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Brown's wife, she named the little twins for I \ Grover, and she said - --- ; - To Brown, “Tou’U get an Office whentto a#ws -BUfc lirqw i 81 h didn't t ¥ other eburse. And he's cussin’ out the Government and suing . | fcr diverje. —Atlanta Constitution. ; Appliplicant for Position—l have , here a letter of recommendation from my minister. Head of House—That’s very good as far as it goes. But we won’t need your services on Sundays. .Have, you any indorsements from anybody who know you the other six days of the week? Charlie —Why did they bury poor Slider at ni»ht? Archie—He had no decent clothes but a dress suit. Realistic. r m

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Annoying Interference.

The Musician—Mariai sent dot child mit der room out. It vos a pity I can’t bhtctise mine bart in aer new obra in peace mit quietness. An Illustrated Advertisement. Puck.

‘‘Sixteen men wanted at once!”

Race Track Term —The favorite went to the post carrying tons of money.-*Chicago Mail. • t-

Pen Points.

' -Onion County Standard. Some men ape’ not content .with biting off more than they can,, chew; they try to chew it. Youth is the time to make mis takes; we have more time to regret and profit by them. The abuse heaped upon a man must be considered as a tax he pays for trying to be a public benefactor. One of the happiest moments fn a man’s life is when he accidentally overhears someone speak well ol him. LZA._-T— \7~ T—W A never failing sign of spring—the bock beer sign.

Oldest Tree in the World.

London Notes and Queries. ■ Rev. W. Tuck well, in “Tongues in Tree’s and Sermons in Stones” (George Allen, 1891,) says: “The oldest living tree in the world is -said to be the Soma cypress of Lombady. It was a tree forty years before the~birth of Christ." But Alphonse Karr, in his “Voyage autour de non Jardin” (Warne & Co., translation edited by the Rev. J. G. Wood), says of the baobab (adansonia digitata:) “It is assest that some: exist in Senegal that are 5,000 years old.”

Modern Architecture.

Visitor —“What is that heavy, gloomy-looking building over there?” Resident —“That is a theater and pleasure resort.”" Visitor—-“ And what is that graceairy gothic structure to the right.” Resident—“ That is the jail.”

Not True Works of Art.

Painter (indignantly)—“Why is it that the jury has refused all my impressionist studies?” Chairman of the Jury of Award — “They wouldn’t stand the test. They lidn’t look just alike, no matter which side you stood them on.”

It Is Not What We Say Put what Hood’s Sarsaparilla Does that tells the story— Hood’s Cures Mias Lizzie May David , Haverhill', Mass. After the Crip Nervous Prostration—No Help Except in Hood’s Sure It Saved Her Life. ‘•Have been suffering for two years past with Nervous Prostration which was brought on by a very severe attack of grip. Had Cold Chills almost every day for nearly three years. Have low taken, on the recommendation of my druggist, three bottles of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, what five doctors of both and this city could not do, those three bottles of Hood’s Sarsaparilla have done for me. lam now well and can walk without a cane. I feel grateful to Hood’s Sarsaparilla as I believe I should not be alive if it were not lor this medicine.” Miss Lizzie May Davis, Haverhill, Mass. Wood’s Pills act easily, yet promptly and efficiently, on the liver and bowels. SSa

vw ■WRSsjjgKsSßSfi*- , KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when | rightly used. The many,'who live bet- ! ter than others and enjoy life more, with : less expenditure, by more promptly I adapting the world’s best products to the'necds of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid ; laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleasant to the taste, tbo refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect laxative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers ana permanently ouring constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels without weakening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Byrup of Fin is for sale by all draggists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup’of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept anv substitute if if*red. ©tom Consumption, Cm|lu, Cmp, In* fhront. Sold by all Druggists oa a Outrank Far ■ Law Sid*. Back or Chen Shiloh's Parous will gir* gym sstufsetiou.—«S cents.

U. S. Government Baking Powder Tests The report of the analyses of Baking Powders^ ade by the U. S. Government (Chemical Dep’t), shows the Royal superior to all other and gives its leaveningstrength and the strength of MflffSj a the other cream of tartar powders tested as follows:. LEAVENING GAS. Per etat. *"cnUw*H>4 *«J ROYAL, Absolutely Pure, 7 13.06- - 160.6 112.68 . 151.1 Hoi' * IQ3 2 AM * ’ ’ 114 q’oq * * * in n 803 * * ’ 96 5 728 * * * 87A 4.981 * 65.5 ___ . Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure, and of, greater leavening power than any other powder.

Realm of Invention.

A hatchet, hammer and pincers combined in one tool. A trunk which can be converted into a bed without disturbing the contents of the trunk. A fruith gatherer’s coat, formed of a double garment provided with pocket-holes and a discharge spout. A fireproof paint composed of tungstate of ammonia, hyposulphite of ammonia, sulphate of soda, caustic lime, chalk, alum, carbonate of soda, and oil. A drive-screw provided with two spirally-coiled shank sections, wound one upon the other, each section terminating in a separate point. , A foot-rest for sulkies which enables the driver to support his leg in various positions, the rest being held aT any angle by suitable catches. A hand gymnasium for musicians, consisting of straps adjusted to the wrist ancj upper arm, with flexible springs attached thereto, having suitable loops through which the fingers and thumbs may be thrust and brought into exercise. Mrs. William Astor’s fondness for flowers is well known among her intimates. “Lilies,” she is quoted as saying, “are my favorites, and I would rather see them growing than pick and wear them. Somehow a flower loses its charm for me when its little life is cut off. It looks sad and sorry and seems to wilt with grief.” If gentle Annie had to wait until the spring time came this season she has probably called the match off. Rheumatism knocked higher than a kite. Mr. J. N. Bucher, Mineral Point, 0., deposes and says: “I have used Salvation Oil for rheumatism, and in one or two applications knocked it higher than a kite,” ___ The quinine manufacturer seldom complains of his bitter lot.

s SYK^ The Great Remedy for CATARRH. The large number of certificates received, of the virtues of this preparation in the treatment of this unpleasant disease abunddfetly attest its efficacy. It is the bnly medicine on the market adapted to Catarrh, that performs what It promises, and effects not only a speedy relief, but s permanent cure. Unlike many nostrums now before the public, it does not dry np tein porarily the nasal discharges, but eradicates the producing cause thus leaving the system In a sound and healthy condition. Ask your druggist for a bottle o£ Sykes' Sure Cars for Catarrh and Atmospheric Insufflator, and you win be healed otthe malady. Foe sale by all dnigglsts. ’ ’ ROSS GORDON, Imfayetfe.Tlnd. Wholesale Agent,

Unlike the Dutch Process g* No Alkalies flgy Other CliemicaUi ifißf/; *wQu are used in tho preparation of gWC W. BAKER & CO.’S I ’llßreakfastCocoa ffl | '‘Wl eehlcK fa absolutely IH ; Hmi pure and soluble. Itfi j jfei.fglj It has more than three timet BIS tit •fc |i ,l>e strength of Cocoa mixed . “’t rim with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is far more economical, costing less than one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, and. sasily DIGUTXD. * V MM by Bruen efrywhar*^ W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, XuE nIT AC"ns ARB HEAD Mlltl IH9 ■|CBPb7r~k’.l.rWbU*.7C.atoM. Wbt*p«r*h..rS. 1 miwliletahMenre hrr. HumaAtt V*u,XX WStstm be*.l IMbrritt ♦rr •' Jf ■ - >“oM n. mn m 175. Oft te JK* log for B. F. JOHNSON, Richmond. Va. 1NU.19~93 tNDPL9 ~~| j J.l CuMuaapUrea andpeoptoH ■ who have weak Innr* or Aatb- ■ ■ ma »h<,ul<l o»* Tare for B ■ couvumpUnn. It ha* eared ■ H tkausund*. ft has not Injure ■ BeSooe. It is not b»l route B Hitts Mis best couth syrup. B [ SoVl aydrywher*. 'Hf.

Physicians Have Found Out

That a contaminating and foreign element in the blood, developed by Indigestion, Is the cause of rheumatism. This settles upon the sensitive sub-cutaneous covering of the muscles and ligaments of the joints, causing constant and shifting pain, and aggregating as a calcareous, chalky deposit which produces stiffness and distortion of the joints. No fact, which experience has demonstrated in regard to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, has stronger evidence to support than this, namely, that this, medicine of comprehensive uses checks the formidable and atrocious disease, nor is it less positively established that it is preferable to tbe poisons often used to arrest it, since the medicine contains onlv salutary ingredients. It is also a signal remedy for malarial fevers, constipation, dyspepsia, kidney and bladder ailments, debility and other disorders. Bee that you get the genuine. Bread for the war veterans—the pension roll. ... Beecham’B Pills act like magic on the vital organs, restore lost complexion and bring back the keen edge of appetite. May is as pleasant as December, and the “oldest inhabitant can’t remember.”

"The Best Thing Yet."

|| That is the way a young man put it who made arrangements to work for B. F. "Johnson & Co., of JHchmond, Va. You cap get further information by dropping them a card.

Young Mothers! We Offer You a Remedy, which Insure* Safety to Life of Mother and Child. K “MOTHER’S-FRIEND Sole Confinement of Up j Pain, Horror and Disk. Afterurtngonebottleof «*Mother's Friend” X Suffered but little pain, and did not experience tbit ms&isshssssfessssissssss. BBADFIELD REGULATOR CO., ATLANTA, GA. ( r BOLD by ALL DBUOOISTS.

UIL la Lucas Co., }S. S. ■ ■ W - State of Ohio. ) Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL’S CATARRH CURE. Sworn to before me, and subscribed in my presence, this 6th'day of December, A. D. 1889. ; NO Mfcisca E a L i ■ A. W, GLEASON, Notary Public; pi TADDU internally - la 111 uniin upon the Blood and R I If 1 I I mucous surfaces. -V W Vi mi J •• mo TBSTnvrONIALS » fi. B. WALTHALL & CO., Druggists, Horse »KV. H. P. CARSON, Scotland, Dak., sarSCave, Ky., say; “ Hall’s Catarrp.Cure xures "Tpo bottles of Halls. Catarrh durb cottnlet*every one that takes It.” I ly cored my little girl.” ' ■** CONDUCTOR E.-D. LOOMIS, Detroit, Mich., J. C. SIMPSON. MSTquese, Va.< says: Ball's Catarrh Cure Is Sold by all Dealers iD Patent Medicines. PRICE 75 CENTS A BOTTLE. I I THE ONLY mm HALL S CATARRH CURE IS I I R I I I R , MANUFACTURED BY uulit F’ L CHENEY & GO., TOLEDO, O. Testimonials sent free on application. ir BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. w fin,.* DOUBLE TMISTREN6THof ray other fence; wUI not streteb. ft XIPON/* or B«t out of Shape. A Perfect Farm Fence, yet Hand* ■ I f ft! nM £ • some enough to Ornament k U«i|. Write for srlces. \ r IHan Barb Wire te&fclrSS:. IIS 2sSr;&£: *-*• FREE PQHeS ■ . B«<>,ns at once ■ photograph or tintype of yourself or say member of your family. Urine or plejr, ABHOI.t TKI.Y FBKK OP CHARGE. This offer la made In order to Introduce our portnMe aad frame* la your ▼ trinity, for on* of our Sue portrait* placed la your borne will do us more good than any other advertisement. This offer Is mad* IN GOOD PAITH *ad w# wUI forfm ONK HPDRKU dollar* to anyone Mndtng o* a photograph and not securing bis portrait and frame PR KB as per tbto offer. We guarantee the return of yoer photo, ao hare no fear of toeing It Addrem *ll your letters tn National Pnrtmlt Hadety. •* and SS W. I4tb Hr-**t, New York, N. T. Reference*: All banka end Kxprtm Con. la new Turk aad Brooklyn. Put year name and addruee hack us phatu.

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