Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 May 1893 — THE WORLD IS MINE [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

THE WORLD IS MINE

Perplexed is the “copper" never. From worry he e’er retrains.; Because he only cudpels The other fellow's brains. Mrs. McDufftgan— Have ye taken yer little gerrel away from the school? Mrs. O'Diffigan —I have; she was gettin’ that smart that I cudn’t open me mouth that she wouldn’t be correctin’ me speech, so I thought it was time for her to be earnin’ her own livin’ an’ I sint her to work in the factory.