Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1893 — At the Masthead. [ARTICLE]

At the Masthead.

Judge. Pat (doing lookout duty for the first time.)—Hilloo! ' Officer (on the bridge)—What is -it»,?Dit?_ Pat. —Sure an’ Oi dunno. Officer —Well, what do you see? Pat —Oi see a rid and a grane loight, an’ Oi think it must be a dhrug shtore.”