Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 30, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1893 — Page 3

S CHILDREN wk* are >wny, week, ar scrofalens, ought to take Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Diecovery. That builds their strength. For this, and for* purifying the Hood, there’s nothing in all medicine that can equal the “ Discovery." la recovering from “Grippe,” or in convalescence from pneumonia, fevers, or other wasting diseases, it speedily and surely in▼(goratea and builds up the whole system. As an appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets at work all the processes of digestion and nutrition, rouses every organ into natural action, and brings back health and strength. For all diseases caused by a torpid liver or Impure Wood, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin, and Scalp Diseases—even Consumption (or Lung-scrofula) in its earlier •tans — the “ Discovery" is the only guarantma remedy. If it doesn’t benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. WHAT OTHERS SAY.

DRiiDIULSCROIUH SINCE CHILDHOOD. THE BEST PHYSICIANS FAIL TO MAKE A CURE. ~ ' t Hl' BANISHED COMPLETELY BY PITCHER’S LIVURA Livura Mfg. Co.: Gentlemen: Ever e * nco 1 wa6 a twelve years old I have suffered with scrofula, ” which broke out all over my face, with swellings on my nock and kaee. My right knee was so terribly swollen that it was almost A Bizo 0< a ,o °i i,all - v’f&XX V4 I grew nervous, had tfc.A r' no energy, and feltall MM. S. H.BtAZLSY. tired out, and, beeides, my stomach troubled me, and I could -eat very little food without its causing -great distress. Of all the physicians that treated me, not one did me any good. I began taking PITCHER'S LIVURA last fill], and though I have used only one bottle, I am feeling perfectly well, and entirely free from scrofula. The eruptions and swelling have disappeared, and my food does not distress mo now. PITCHER’S UVURA has done mo more good than all the doctors who treated me so long. Yours truly, Mrs. B. H. Beazley, Nashville, Tenn. Car. If, Cherry and Taylor Sts. 44 LIVURA OINTMENT, THE GREAT SKIN CURE. { Cures Eczema, Salt Rheum, Pimples, Ulcers, Itch, and all affections of tho skin. Heals cuts,: bruises, burns, scalds, etc. Sold by all druggists, or by mail. Price 35 Cents. , Tiis Livvn* Mra. Co., Nashville, Tenn. 1

H 'r. It %J? 8 Coughs-Sore Throat, Croup. Infloea* ■a. Whooping Cough, Bronohitis and Asthma. A •ertain cure Tor Consumption in first stages, and I sure relief in advanced stages. Use at onoe. Ton will see the excellent effect after taking the Irst dose. Bold by dealers everywhere. Cargo lotties 60 cents and $1 .09. (frO'W Eftfc »Best . ■p. Waterproof Coat. world i SUCKER The FISH BIIAND SLICKER is warranted waterproof, aud will keep ynudry In tho hardeststorm. The new POMMEL SLICKER la a perfect riding coat, and covers tho entire saddle. Bewareof Imitations. Don't buy a coat If tho •• Fish Brand" Is noton It. Illustrated Catalogue tree. A. J. TOWER, Boston, Mass.

I AM SO HAPPI! 3nraa nsn of RSfeSSsJffl Relieved me of a severe Blood trouble. It has also caused my hair to grow out again, as it had been faUing out by the handful. After trying many physicians in vain, I am so happy to find a cure in S. S. S. O. H. Elbert, Galveston, Tex. S CURES K/ ""It is entirely vegetable and bennlene S Treatise on Blood and Skin mailed free. Swnrr STECino Co.. Atlanta. Ga. Established IH3O. "Out ot each nook by dingle and brook The Healing blossoms lean and look." A POT OF DR. 0. P. BROWN’S POtPlfill* retches and cures disease iRLUIUUd through the pores, arouses olrUEDDA! eolation, heals Infiamation litnuAL banishes pain 25 A 50c. Drug niiiTwruv E? st * or “X mail. J - Gibson OINTMENT Grand -it Jersey WORTH DOUBLE THE MONIY. ,*L to 30,u 3B**STI<M, G. T. A C., R, AN CXNTS per peek, la stamps or coin. fMBT POLISH IN THE WORLD.| DO HOT BE with Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which stain the hands, injure the iron, and burn rod. The Rising Sun Stove Polish is BrlllUni, Odorloss, Durable, and the con* Burner pays for no tin or glass package with •vorr Durchas®, HAS Al AMU AL SALE OF 3,000 TOBB.

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Mac —How did you enjoy Paderewski’s playing? J. Fits—l was sitting next to two women who were engaged in discussing the hoop skirt question and didn't hear any of the music. - ———; L. ■ ■' ' • y \-2 Miss Nuritch—Would you mary a man in trade? Miss Oldfamily (sadly)—Really, 1 don’t know. 1 never had an opportunity. - -

JONES BAN ACROSS AN OLD FRIEND ON THE STREET.

When a man eloped with Biggs’ wife, he exclaimed, “Well, I can’t blame him, poor fellow! I was awfully infatuated with her myself.” There was a young man of Eau Claire Who thought it was awful to awake. Yet tn moments of pique He somo phrases would sniqne Which seldom are uttered In pralre. MERELY LOO AU Street A Smith's Good News. Sick Child —1 wants some more meat, an’ potatoes, an’ bread, an’ Mamma —Dear me! 1 thought you were sick. Sick Child —My mouf isn’t sick. EARLY ENOUGH. Little Brother—Didn’t you and mamma get to church this morning awful late? Little Sister —Nd, we got there early. The preacher was jes’ sayin' ‘One word more.' NOT TO BLAME. Littlie Johnnie—Papa, the new toy store is selling bulls for almost nothing. Father (anxious to inculcate com mercial wisdom) —That’s only a bait. Wherever there's bait there’s a hook. Little Johnnie—Well, I don’t think it need matter to us if they did hook ’em. REGARD FOR APPEARANCES.

First Buy—-Who cut y’r hair —y'r mother? Second Boy—Naw. Yeh don’t think I’d let me mother cut me hair, do yeh? She’ butcher it. “Who did?" “Cut it myself." A GREAT EFFORT. Wee Miss—l hate that little girl. Mamma —You should not hate anyone, my dear. Wee Miss —Well, if I mustn’t hate her. I’ll try not to, but I guess it’ll make my head ache. HE COULD WALK. Mother —I wish you could go on an errand for me. Small Son —My leg aches awful. “Too bad. I wanted you to go to old Mrs. Stickney’s candy store, but- —” “Oh, that isn’t far. I can walk there easy.’’ “Very well. Go there and right along side of it you will see a grocery store. Go in and get me a oar of soap."

g?LF CONTROL. Teacher —What is the meaning of self control? Boy —It’s w’en a teacher gets mad, and feels like giving a boy a black mark and don’t. “They are both intelligent and the husband has a good income—why are they not received in,society?” “Neither have ever been divorced,’ “You are always complaining,” said the King of the Cannibal Islands to his wife, “but I don’t see but what, after all. you have as much as if you were civilized.” “What makes you think that,” asked his wife. “Well, I have just been reading a lot of stories about American women, and there wasn’t one of them who had a thing to wear.” He could not «Ing the old songs. Ills voice wus out of trim. And when bo tried the new songs They hung him to a limb. Her Heart Touched. Tuck

Benevolent Woman—Poor boy, you must suffer without shoes! I harn’t any that would fit you, but here ig an old pair of skates; that you canhavo.

SERIOUS FACTS ABOUT BREAD

Which House keepers Should Sar- ~ - y tot A serious danger menaces the health of the people of this country in the nefarious alum baking powders that are now being urged upon the country. There is no question as to the detrimental effects of these powders upon the system. Every Board of Health, every physician, will tell you of the unwholesome qualities they add to the food. Some countries have absolutely prohibited the sale of bread containing alum. Even small doses of alum, given to children, have produced fatal results, while cases of heartburn, indigestion, griping constipatien, dyspepsia, and various kindred gastric troubles from irritation of the mucous membrane, caused by the con tinuous use of food prepared with the alum or alum-phosphate powders, are familiar in the practice of every physician. It is not possible that any prudent housewife, any loving mother. will knowingly use an article of food that will injure the health of her household, or perhaps cause the death of her children. How shall the dangerous a’um powders be distinguished? And how shall the danger to health from their use be avoided?

Generally, alum powders may be known from the price at which they are sold, or from the fact that they are accompanied by a gift, or are disposed of under some scheme. The alum powder costs but a few cents a pound to make, and is often sold at 20 or 25 cents a pound. If some present is given wity it, the price may be 30, 40 or 50 cents a pound. It is impossible to name all the alum powders in the market, but any “Bilking powder sold at a low price, or advertised as costing only half as much as cream of tartar powders, or accompanied by a present, or disposed of under any scheme, is of this class, detrimental to health, and to be avoided. But the easy, safe and certain protection of our bread, biscuit and cake from all danger of unwholesomeness is in the uge of the Royal Baking Powder. This powder is mentioned because of the innumerable reports in its favor by high medical authorities, by the U. S. Government, and by the official chemists and Boards of Health, which

leave no doubt as to its entire freedom from alum, hme and ammonia, its absolute purity and wholesomeness. While its use is thus a safeguard against the poisonous alum powders it is satisfactory at the same time to know that it makes the whitest, lightest, sweetest and most delicious food, which will keep moist and fresh longer, and which can be eaten with immunity hot or cold, stale or fresh, and also, owing to its greater strength it is more economical than others. These facts should incline consumers to turn a deaf ear to all importunities to buy inferior powders, if a grocer urges the sale of the sheap, impure alum brands, it should be borne in mind it is because he can make more profit on them. The wise housekeeper will decline in all cases to take them. Take no chances through using a doubtful article where sb important i matter as the health or life of the dear ones is at stake. Civilization has done its worst for the poor Indian when he will not even hunt tor a livin'-

To cleanse the system in a gentle and truly beneficial manner, when the Spring-time comes, use the true and perfect remedy, Syrup of Figs. One bottle will answer for all the family and costs only 50 cents; the large size sl. Try it and be pleased. Manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only. Wigwag Buzzletop's a queer chap. Blobbs—How so? Wigwag—Ho got hot last night when his cook let tho furnace fire go out. There is a large number of hygienic physicians who ciaim that disease is always the result of a transgression of Nature s laws. The proprietors of Garfield Tea are both physicians, and have devoted years to teaching the neople how to avoid sickness by following Nature’s laws. They give away with every package of Garlleld Tea a little book which they claim will enable all persons, if directions are followed, to avoid sickness of all kinds, and to have no need for Garfield Tea or any other medicine. *

Wimmin air too luvly to vote.

A Fresh Fish (?) Story. Two fathen and two sons went fishing; each caught a fish, and yet there were only three fish caught. How was this? Answer this problem correctly. If it is the first received by us we will give you a building lot, free from incumbrance, in any city you may select, value 51.000. If your answer is tho second we will give you a rosewood cabinet, satin-lined, containing one hundred pieces of sterling silver knives, forks and spoons; value, 1150. To the next twenty correct answers we will give each a valuable gold watch (ladies* or gents’), American movement. This offer appears in a number of papers to-day. In order to decide the best medium for advertising we will also give to tho first three answers received from this locality three prizes, value 120, *ls and 510, in the order received. With your answer inclose 25 cents for a cake of the GEM CURATIVE SOAP (which will be sent postage free), the best known remedy for all diseases of the skin, warranted to cure any blemish that is not a deformity. Those receiving a prize will bo expected to purchase this soap and introduce it to tholr friends. The GEM SOAP COMPANY, Buffalo and Toronto. All goods for United States free of duty and packing.

A Grand Entertainment

eoMlsting of Dramzt e and Humorous Recitations. Plays, Ac., can easily be given by home talent, with a copy of Garrett's famous ”100 Choice Selections." costing only 30 cents. Suitable for Lyco uma. chools, Church societieg and Home Theatricals, old by booksellers. No. S 3, the latest, is a gem. >lO pages of pethos.dlaicct and funjncludb q two bright new Comedies', all for 30 eta, postpaid: or the two Flays, 10 cents. CsUlogue free, P, Garrett * Co., Philadelphia, Pa. (Established Mfi.>

The Best System of roru[?]

!• that Adopted by people in precaefoss health who wisely forti. y ihetr systems acai st d eeee. with ha. acceptable and effe-tuai barrier against lit ,nro ids Hostetter's Stoma h Hit J*-rt ■ • rnfcauMsMuty measures, whentl e.beslrh isburslichtly impaf eJ. is. as physici-us well know, wo. th any -mount <f tnedicat'on after-; wor< • A premonAjry malirial ch,!.. a tit of! inaigestlon. increasing irregularity of tho bowels. a Warning rheumatic twinge, ina tivity of; ti e kidut ys. slight a: lin-t. bilious i alloyrnesa ! accompanied with furred tongue -these are appeals to >ue sense of self-protection which no person of common judgment will disregard. ' Hostetter's Stomach Bitters preserves those I who take it trom malaria, dyspepsia, chronic . eons'! pat on. rheumat mu. kidney and bladder troutle und liver eompl; int. Nervous invalids, persons troubled alh the intimities incident to adven ed ye «rt, ladies in delicate health and convalescents derive Infinite benefit from tht Bltt.rs.

This,” said Fanner Begosh, who had listened to cheers till he. had a headache, i "is another reminder of the hollcrness of life.” Beecham’s Pills, the certain cure, for billiousness and sick headache, are pleasantly coated and nict; to take. • Barbers complain that their business is not what it was fifteen years ago. They have to scrape hard to get a living nowadays. The proprietors of Ely’s Cream Balm do not claim it to be a cure-all, but a sure remedy for Catarrh and Cold in the head. I have been afflicted with catarrh for 20 years. It became chronic and extended to my throat, causing hoarseness and great ditlieulty in speaking; indeed, for years I was not able to speak more than thirty minutes, and often this with great difficulty. I also, to a great extent, lost the sense of hearing. By the use of Ely’s Cream Balm all dropping of mucous has ceased and my voice and hearing has greatly improved.—Jas. W. Davidson, At-torney-at-Law, Monmouth, 111. Apply Balm into each nostril. It is Quickly Absorbed. Gives Belief at once. Price 50 cents at- Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 50 Warren St., New York. A maker of artificial optics has got to have an eye out for business.

Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury.

u mercury wl I surely destroy the seme of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten-fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J, Cheney & Co., of Toledo, O , contains no mercury, and is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine It istakeii internally, and made In Toledo,Ohia, by F J. < heney 4 Co. , MFSold by Drugg sts, price 75c per hottie. The policeman likes to be in politics because, under such circumstances, he has a chance to make a hit.

Bangers of the Season.

The sudden changes of weather in the latter part of the winter and early spring are a source of colds and coughs? This season is a particularly dangerous one for persons with weak lung#-or of delicate constitutions. A slight cold is likely to become n serious one, and the cough that follows is the one great cause of the many deaths from consumption in the early spring. Never neglect a cough or cold. Keep a reliable remedy on hand and check the first cough, that, may lead to consumption. As such a remedy the medicine called Kemp's Balsam is strongly recommended. For every form of throat and lung disorder, Including the la grippe cough, croup and consumption in first stages, it probably has no equal anywhere. Get a bottle to-day. Jagson says ho isn’t sure whether the bat is a bird or an animal, but he always associates it with the lark. If you have a Worrying Cough, or any Lung or Throat trouble, use at once Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant, and don’t parley with what may prove to be a dangerous condition. Just now it_is a sole-leather trust that is on foot. ■' FITS.—AII Fits stopped tree by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits after first day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and fi2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline. 981 Arch. St.. Phils. Pa.

ALL THE SAME, ALWAYS. SPRAINS. rZ»S3r|| BRUISES. Blt. Pleasant, Texas, k-AjSAMOCjXj Pittsburg, Pa.. June2o,lßßß. 302Wylie Ave.. Jan.29, ’8T Suffered 8 months with A One of my workmen fell strain of back; could not m from a ladder, he sprained ■walk straight; used two and bruised his arm very bottles of badly. Housed St. Jacobs Oil. mHH St. Jacobs OH was cured. No pain B 9 was cured in four 18 months. UuA WS A ■ days. M. J. WALLACE. FRANZ X. COELZ. A PROMPT AND PERMANENT CURE. W. L. DOUGLAS $3.“» SHOE. EZZe S] A sewed shoe that Will not rip; Calf, seamless, smooth inside, FT'tZSI I more comfortable, stylish and durable than any other shoe ever sold at the | //[ I price. Every style. Equals custom-made shoes costing from *4 to *5. ™ Other Specialties as follows: * DV *4.00 & *5.00 *2.00 & *1.75 Fino Sewed Shoes. For Boys and Youths. fw i sq efi p ° ,,ce ’ nfi H “*’ F" *2.50, $ 2.25,1Jb1 *2.50« $ 2.00 IM $ 2.00 w It/ 5 Mi**©* w fss Fer Working Men. .J <7l » E **« «f fraud. J4yj V Bone genuine without W. 1.. Douglas. Shoes, which resre- H?) 0 'TtR x Dougina name and price sent the best value at tho erlces t 7 <T| stamped os bottom. Look for advertised, as thossands can I A I . it whoa you buy, testify. J TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. DO TOU WEAK THEM* Exclusive ealo to shoe dealers aad general merchants where no agents. Write feraaialogue. .If not for sale la year since send direct to Factory, stating kind, size and width wasted. Postage Free. BEAUTIFUL SOUVENIR Free to any one promising to bay W. L. Ona«in» Share when next purchasing. Address W. L. DO UGLAH, Brockton, Maae. THE COSTJS THE SAME IA-. --as m - - I-fi fl | L VY oo -fl fl ft 11l | ffl The Hartman Steel Picket Fence Costa no more than an ordinary clumay wood picket nfl»ir th*» obstructs tho View and will rot or fall apart in a short time. Tho Hartman Fence is artistic in design, pro tacts tho grounds without concealing them nod is nmctlvaHy EVERLASTING. Illustrated Catalogue with Prises and Testimonials Moiled Free. HARTMAN MFG. COMPANY, BEAVER FALLS. PA. lO2Cbgffiber«St„ Naw Yorhi dO*StFgSL.Cklca(»i 51 m|s3 S. Fsrtytb SL, AtlauUxGa,

Mr. Wm. H. Moore, YC St. Charles B€, Baltimore. Md,, a commission merchant, . recommends Salvation OH for rheumatism: and chilblain*. He writes; "My wife and snn hav«i it ed Satvation OU for rheumatism and chilblains with marked efficacy.” “There Is sum-thing tn your eye,” remarked the thread to th? needle, „ For Threat Dlwasos. Coughs, Colds, ete,, effectual n lie,' is found In the use o’ "Brown's Bronchial Troches.'l Price 23 cte. Sold only in taxes. : ' ~ ~ - ■ ' .' The keen man is quite as apt to come to grief as his dull feilow-mortal. It Is the well-sharpcued pencil that is most likely to be broken.

An Officer’s Battle lie Might Have Lost Bat for Assistance. Officer Eugene Ohristlne Ot Philadelphia.

“I was troubled the worst way with dyspepsia. Why, I could not eat anything at breakfast without distress, and when I did manage to eat a little it would all come up again. I tried almost everything I heard of to find relief, but still I suffered. At last I was told Just how Hood’s Cures I felt and what Hood’s Sarsaparilla would do for me by an advertisement in a paper. I decided to try the medicine, and realized all the benefit promised. It was what Hood's Sarsaparilla actually did for me that convinced me of its merit.” Officer Eugene Christine, Tacony Station House, Philadelphia. Hooo'e PitMe cure Nausea, Sick Headache, Indigestion, Biliousness. Sold by all druggists. Garfield Tea ss Cures Sick Headachaßartores Doctors BUla. Sample free. GARriZLDT*ACo.,Si9Iir. 45th8t,N.Y. Cures Constipation a■ | B| a | B | B n —Agents to sell the best ■MJfI Hl I L. 11 made and most attractWU HE I I 11 lve little household artl- ■ V'Till I laU vies ever made, bend 3 cent stamp for circular or 35 cents in stamps for sample. W. H. HARRIS, 215 Sixth St., Louisville, Ky, ! Cures Consumption. Oougha, Creep, Bore Throat. Sold by all Druggists oa a Guana tea. Foe a Lame Side, Back or Chest Shiloh's Foroua **laater will give gpeat sstisfartiou,— »s ceata.

“German Syrup” Justice of the Peace, George Wilkinson, of Lowville, Murray Co., Mino., makes a deposition concerning a severe cold. Listen to it. “In the Spring of 1888, through exposure I contracted a very severe cold that settled on my lungs. This was accompanied by excessive night sweats. One bottle of Boschee’a German Syrup broke up the cold night sweats, and all and left m‘ in a good; healthy condition. I can give German Syrup my most earnest commendation.** » JyL- 1 THE NEXT MORNINQ tFEEL BRIGHT AND f NEW AND MY COMPLEXION IB BETTER. ■Ky doctor says it acts gsatly onJIM atMmdLßvar and kidneys, and is a pleasant laxanvo. Thisdriak io made from herbs; and is prepared for MOMWMUyaa tea. It in called -‘dß* I nirr’ftiunrriirnrri • AHdrttggiaUMllitatfiOc.andSLeOapaakagn.lt you eannot get iLsand youraddreMformaMtnpla. I f ! . I \ I H steel, i ffiaMKgareNlHai | gO ' AV \ MgEgIMHSMSi JUMBO. Th« Alexandra ImprovedCramatßap arator ;caparity 2,M» to 4,000 pounds porhour; twv horre power will ran ft. Alcona* everything in line of machinery and aupplMJoi butter aud cbeate factories. Bend for cntnioMn Davie AR•nkin Bldg, and Mfg. Go., *W A West Lake Street, Chicago. Hi.

SYKES’ ME ME The Great Remedy for CATARRH. The large number of certificates received of the virtues of this preparation in the treatment of this unpleasant disease abundantly attest its efficacy. Il is tho only medicine oa tho ma». ket adapted to Catarrh, that performs what it promises, and effects not only a speedy relief "WtKlierinanent cure. Unlike many nostrums now before the public, it does not dry up tem porarilythe nasal discharges, but eradicates the producing cause thus leaving the system In a sound and healthy condition. Ask your druggist for a bottle of Sykes’ Sure Cure for Catarrh and Atmospheric Insufflator, and you will be healed of tho malady, ' For sale by all druggists. ROSS GORDON, Lafayette, Ind. Wholewale Agent. H INTERNATIONAL ;! ‘ DICTIONARY 1 1 SuvccMorofUis ’ “Vusb.-idged.’’ : Ten >~ ea ™ snent in i ■ revising, 100 editors' i ■ B »30<-,000 expended. A Grand Eduentor j Abre.sl of the Times ' A horary in Itself , Invaluable in the' hoes.hold, and to the i ; man, se’i/educator. ; \Aakyoar | ! ’ FnblMisd by ' 'O.t C. MERRIAM CO.,Srxtxarm.Djrass.,U.S.A , ' ; t3P i TX> not buy reprints of ancient editions. Dll oßtmfflfflgfflfflP r '^pD r "“ l Afo AM _ O. W. F. PH EDER. M. U, MailDeptTg, McVicker's m*eater, OBftcagro* “■ l4l jdi la sZrnrr ttfg.liarM.SMF.v.S.V. WOMtaMM.tsmSiFrlEt ING. fa-63 INDPL9 ~~ ■ Kefs Esmody h» Csmrm is M 1 ■eat, aurns » Owe, end CMspst fl ■M BoldbyHi.ggUU er met by meU. ■ ■HP EL Ksnslibm Wsnsn IK ■