Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1893 — OUR PLEASURE CLUB. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Manager—What the mischief is all the racket about in the next room? “The fire-eater has burned his mouth dreadfully with a bite of hot pie.”

WHEN CRINOLINE COMES IN.

Result of a fond embrace.

We’ll all be high jumpers. Mrs. Shortsight—What is this picture, Herbert? It looks a perfect blot and blur to me. Herbert —It is; it’s a prize fighter. Pitcher—lt’s funny about Fulton, Yesterday he was a pauper, and bv his uncle’s death he is to-day millionaire. “Oh, just another case of will power." A man may stop his drinking. Stop hU btnoKlng and his chews. Stop his broc-.'.ing and his thinking About all his debts and duos. He may stop his plan of credit A nd insist on having cash. If nno way he’s not misled, it - Win hot finish in a crash. <■ If to stop his regulation Advertising he is led. Then he stops his “circulation’* And he might as well be dead'. Little Dick —Seems to me the older folks grow the more awkward they get. Mamma—Why so? Little Dick—J can fix on sister’s skates in two minutes, but it takes Mr. Nicefello ’bout half an hour. Why is the gay pianist whose music thrills with bliss, Unhappy Lt his hiir does not •o 5 a a r (0 p X w —Washington News. Now Ccok —In making chicken salad, what is the first you do? Old Cook —Cook the veal. - rkittle Mabel —Mamma, don’t you think I can teach Fido to talk? Mamma —No. dear; what made you think you could? Little Mabie—Well, when I gave him his dinner he growled just like you say papa does when his meal doesn’t please him. How long, O Winter’ how long’ Can't you give us a sign or it token? We lire tired nt the blizzard’s wild song; When will your bncktxme be broken? •-Kansas City Journal. in, ■ English as It Is Spoken.

“he cams down hands omelt."