Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1893 — Page 7

I Vote for Hood’s! Forty Years in the Ministry. JBev. W. li. Puffer BEV. W. R. PUFFEB. ‘Having taken Hood'a Sarsaparilla fire months I am satisfied It is an excellent remtf «F For years I have had Rheumatism, of- ' dieting my whole body, but especially my right ‘ arm from elbow to shoulder, so severe I feared I should lose the use of it. I felt bitter soon after I began with Hood's Sarsaparilla, and when I had taken four bottle* the rheumatism entirely left me. I have' been a member of the M. E. Church 40 years, and like many others of sedentary habits have HOODS Sarsaparilla CURES •offered with Dyspepsia and Insomnia, but while taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla I have had a good appetite, food digested well, I gained several pounds, and sleep better. I vote for Hood's. RBV. W. R. PVFFBR, Richfort, Vt." Hood's Fills are the best after-dinner Pills, assist Indigestion, cure headache. 35c.

W A Powerful Flesh Maker. A process that kills the taste of cod-liver oil has done good service—but the process that both kills the taste and effects partial digestion has done much more. Scott’s Emulsion stands alone in the field of fat-foods. It is easy of assimilation because partly digested before taken. Scott's Emulsion checks Consumption and all other wasting diseases.

SYKES' SURE CURE The Great Remedy fbr CATARRH. Fhe Urge number of certificate* received of |he virtues of this preparation In the treatment »f this unpleasant disease abundantly attest its efficacy. It Is the only medicine on the market adapted to Catarrh, that performs what It promises, and effects not only a speedy relief, but a permanent cure. Unlike many nostrums now before the public, it does not dry up ul porarllytho nasal discharges, but eradicates the producing cause thus leaving the system in a sound and healthy condition. Ask your druggist for a bottle of Sykes' Sure Cure for Catarrh and Atmospheric Insufflator, and you will be healed of the malady. For sole by all druggists. ROSS GORDON, Lafayette, Ind. Wholesale Agent.

Unlike the Dutch Process rra No Alkalies —OK / Other Chemicals ‘ nwSft ar * u * p d In the ’ preparation of jJWJT W. BAKER & CO.’S I ÜBreakfastCocoa KU L' i Im which Is absolutely lu ' WMrV Pwrs and soluble. ■H 1 It has more th an three timet ■a ' Es tfle •trength of Cocoa mixed WjL, MTfa with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and is far more economical. cccting less than one cent a cup. It 1* delicious, nourishing, and KASXLX AIQMTKD. Sold by Qrorors everywhere. W. BAKER & CO.. Dorchester, Mata

A SCRANTON, PA., MAN SAYS: IMO “DR O. P. BIiOWN’S 1809 PRECIOUS pnprn uc OF HERBAL CURhD ITCHING OINTMENT PILES It la worth SS per pot to any sufferer." _ Henry Cole,, 1717 Summit Av,., Scranton Pa.. Dw. M.'M. 2S * s<>, Dru«»t«t, or by mall. J. Uileue Drown, 47 Grand St,. Jersey City. N.J.Send for book on Cure of Di,,,,, by Uerbal Remedies. FKKKI jrwflliwa lb< th MM ■ ffOl** 13 thta, pkyriri.,). p ” ,u, ' in «A\X\ z/l • _F ThwHMS.enrU. Sn 4 lata,.l»mp4 I- Ilf JJ nENSiON j «.ux?s. , s ■ Jmlilotew, 13adjudicating claim,. atty all'"" INU 11—93 INOPL9 ICtauwmptlves and people ft' who bare Weak Innga or Aath- M ma. should use Plko'a Cure for ■ Consumption. It baa eared ■ tkaaiaa*,. It haa not Injur ■ ed one. Il la not bad to take ■ It la the beat oouah gray, M Sold everywhert. HBa. .ft

.SHE KNEW THE TIME.

Marne, * Coal-Mine Mule, Won’t Work After the Whistle Blows. Marne, a mule that drags cars at the breaker of a Lackawanna valley coal mine, keeps closer track of the time than the men, says a Scranton dispatch to the New York World. A minute or so before the whistle blows at noon Mame begins to bray and paw and stamp, but does not refuse to pull the cars. The instant the whistle sounds, however, Marne come to a dead stop, and, no matter in what part of the yard she is working, she cannot be coaxed or forced to pull a pound until after she has had her dinner.

Then she works as faithfully'fts an ox until just before the whistle is going to sound the quitting time blast, when she brays again, but does not paw or stamp as at noontime. She won’t stir a peg after the first toot of the steam whistle, and the driver boy knows better than to try to make her haul the trip of cars by whipping her. The mule keeps such a close track of the time that she has not failed in two years to bray a minute or two before the whistle blew at noon and night. She never brays, the workmen say, except when she thinks it is nearly time to quit work for her dinner or supper. Mame also knows when Sunday comes,, as the workmen ascertained three times last year. It became necessary one Sunday last April to do a little extra work in the yard and the mule was hitchdd to a trip of cars in the morning. She wouldn’t take a step and they had to put her in the barn. On Monday morning Mame went to pulling the cars as usual, and she didn’t flinch a particle in her labors.

They tried her again on a Sunday morning in June, but she wouldn’t even straighten the traces. She worked all right the next day. On a July Sunday the men hitched her to a trip again, but she couldn’t be coaxed to pull an ounce and they came to the conclusion that Mame was a strict Sabbatarian. Since then they have not attempted to make the mule work on Sunday. “I knew Mame before we bought her” said the foreman, “and I told the boy never to hitch her to more than three cars. One day he hitched her to four, and she went ahead all right till she heard the third click, and she wouldn’t budge an inch till the boy unhooked the hind car. Then she went right along as though she was satisfied.

“Mame is always in as big a hurry to get to work in the morning oh every week day as she *is to stop when the whistle blows. If the boy doesn’t go to her stall by the time the machinery has been started in the breaker Mame bites the manger and kicks against the sides of the stall as though she was determined to make him come and harness her. But on Sundays, and whenever the breaker is Idle at other times, Maine makes no fuss in the stall if the boy doesn’t go In to hitch her up."

His Curiosity Satisfied.

St. Lctllfi Cl lobe-Democrat. “I have a very large lump on my head where the bump of curiosity is supposed to be.” said Walter S. Rogers, of Indianapolis, as he borrowed a toothpick from the desk in the Southern yesterday afternoon. <; That bump, however, is rapidly diminishing. I’ll tell you all about it. I’ve got a brother who is a physician in Chicago, and I’ve always taken a lleudish delight in trying to find out about things concerning which 1 knew nothing, and never could understand If I lived 1000 years. I’ve turned his skeletons and skulls inside out in my desire to do nothing but mischief. But when he has suggested trips to hospitals I have always been more than ready. Well, about a week ago he asked me how I would like to take a trip out to the insane asylum. Of course*.! was only too glad of the opportunity, and frankly told him so. We went out after lunch and visited every section of the asylum. While I pitied the poor inmates in their awful condition’ still it was a very interesting thing to me to watch their different moods positions and antics. Finally we came to a room in which was confined one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. Tall well dressed, splendidly educated, queenly in her bearing and about 28 or 30 years of age. Surely this woman could not bo insane. But she was. No sooner had we entered the room than she stood up to receive us. As she did so her eyes fell on me. and rushing over to where I stood she grasped me by the neck, crying at the top of her voice that she loved me and we would never be separated again. At last I, her husband, had come for her. The more I struggled the tighter she held me, and at last it became positively embarrassing. She held to me for fully ten minutes before the others came to my rescue. As I,said, I’ve enough, and curiosity shall shall not be my ruling passion, lor awhile at least."

New Proverbs.

Some time ago Truth had a c*om petition with the'* customary priz attachment, for the best new proverb. Originality was aimed at, ant many of them were very good. ThDetroit Free Press presents a few c the best: % A white lie makes a black story. He who would eat his egg intfc '.irst break the shell. Every back has its pock. , Pens and ink out of reach avci many a breach. Ixjok after vour wife; never mind yourself, she'll Look sifter you.

MR. JONES’TELLS A STORY.

Mrs. Jones Illustrates It by Frequent Remarks. Detroit Free Press. “I know the best story about Siihpson to-dav,” said Mr. Jones, as he settled himself comfortably for an evening at home. "‘You’ve seen that fur coat of his, Maria—well it was— ' “Wait till I get my sewing, Jeptha,” said Mrs. Jones.' “There, now begin.” “You know the outside" of his coat is beavei —” “Whose coat?” 7 “Why, Simpson’s” “Oh, yes. Go on.” “And it isn’t to be sneezed at—” “Oh, dear, where’s my thimble? Just let me run and get it. There, now. What was in it that Simpson sneezed at?” “Who said anything about Simpson sneezing? That’s just like a woman,” snarled Jones. “If you think you ean sit still for five minutes I’ll go on with the story. He made a bet —” “Who made a bet?” “Simpson did —that nobody could tell what the coat was lined with —” “Wasn’t it fur-lined?” “If you know the story better than I do perhaps you will tell it,” suggested Mr. Jones. “The boys all guessed—” “What boys?” “The. fallows—the crowd—” b {“Let me get this need e ihrea led,” said Mrs. Jones,- as she tried to thread the point of a cambric needle. “I can listen better when I am sewing. Go on.” “We were all in it, so we guessed cat skin —’’

“Jeptha, that reminds me. I haven’t seen old Tom to-day.” “Confound old Tom! Will you listen, Maria, or—■” “Wait till the scissors roll by. There! I am all ready. Was not that the door bell? Now for the story.” “We guessed the skin of every animal in the catalogue—” “What catalogue?” - “Heavens, Maria, you’ll drive me mad! Simpson won the bet, and —” “What bet?” “About the lining. It was —” “Then it wasn’t a cat?” “No! no! It was a calf—when he was in it —ha! ha! See?” “Rather fur-fetched, wasn’t?” said Mrs. Jones, yawning. Then Jones rose to offer a few feeble remarks about telling a story to a woman and expecting her to see the point, etc. etc. There are several things that may be done to promote the fertility of eggs at this season. In the first place, fewer hens should be given to one male bird now than would be practicable in summer. Right to twelve hens to a rooster are plenty. Provide fresh meat and some green succulent food, sucl\as the cabbage, and the breeding pen will be found much more satisfactory. Make the fowls work. Have bones and litter in which to scatter small grains,that the hens may be obliged to scratch to get the kernels out. The observance of these rules will tend toward & greater degree of fertility in win-ter-laid eggs.

The New Bread.

Attention is called to the new method of making bread of superior lightness, fineness and wholesomeness without yeast, a recipe for which is given elsewhere in this paper. Even the best bread-makers will be interested in this. To every reader who will try this, and write the result to the Royal Baking Powder Company, 105 Wall street, New York, that Company will send in return, free, a copy of the most practical and useful cook book, containing one thousand receipts for all kinds of cooking, yet published. Mention this paper.

Toots From the "Ram's Born. "

A poet is a man who shows others what God shows him. Some shepherds pay the most attention to the fattest sheep. It is hard for the shepherd to fatten the sheep that prefer to live on husks. 1 There are men who starve their children to help the brewer to fatten his horses. Crushing a rose always gives it a chance to spvak louder and say more about itself. The saloons .will never be wiped out while so many church members wear long faces. People who wear loud clothes are doing tneir best to make up for some conscious lack. Cleanliness, exerdre and diet are the cardinal virtnes ot good health- Take care of the first two, and if you know what and how toeat von need never be ill. It is claimed that Garfield Tea, a simple herb remedy, overcomes the results of wrong living. A miller seldom complains, although his is the most grinding of all vocations.

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Is the 1,100-room, fire-proof, summer hotel, the “GREAT- EASTERN,” at St. Lawrence avenue and (Kith street, Chicago, two blocks from Midway Plaisance World’s Fair entrance, and overlooking famous Washington Park. World’s Fair visitors can avoid annoyances and ektortion of sharks by engaging rooms now at SL&Oaday each person (European plan) by addressing Coneland Townsend, Manager, (formerly Manager Palmer House), 42 Rookery, Chicago, 111. Fits atopDed freer-Dr. Kline's Crest Herve Le-torer. Norite aftv Sr»i day’s u«e. Mar. wlous cures. TrestPu. and tLtltrUl bottla tree to Tllomo. Send Ml Arch I'til*. I'*.

The'New Bread. ROYAL unfennented bread, made without yeast, avoiding the decomposition produced in the flour by yeast or other baking powder; peptic, palatable and most healthful; may be eaten warm and fresh without discomfort, which is not true of bread made in any other way. Can be made only with Royal Baking Powder. Receipt for Making One Loaf.

ZANE quart flour, 1 teaspoonful salt, half a teaspoonful sugar, 2 heaping teaspoonfuls Royal Baking Powder, half medium-sized cold boiled potato, and water. Sift together thoroughly flour, salt, sugar, and baking powder ; rub in the , potato; add sufficient water to mix smoothly and rapidly into a stiff batter, about as soft as for poundcake; about a pint of water to a quart of flour will be required—

STUB ENDS OF THOUGHT.

Vanity doesn’t leave as age comes on. If there were no charity there could be no religion. If a dog could think as a man does he might be less faithful. A mistake is one of the things that should only be made once. Only the animal that is in us makes us love life because it is life. The head prepares the healing balm; the heart lays it upon the pain. Matrimony is not the kingdom of heaven, for a rich man may enter therein. The man who won't pay his debts would be a common thief if he were not a coward. It does as much good to forget unpleasant things as it does to remember pleasant ones. The Savior of mankind had not been gone from earth five minutes before mankind began disputing over the plan of salvation and trying to make difficult and distasteful that which was simple and sweet.

Considers it “a household necessity.” Mr. A.J. Whiting, Newton, Kansas, accentuates his opinion thus: “I have used Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup in my family for the last eight years, and consider it a household necessity.” When the philanthropist subscribes to the fresh air fund he feels that he is supplying a lung-felt want. I have been afflicted with an affection of the Throat from childhood, caused by diphtheria. and have used various remedies, but have never found anything equal to Brown a bronchial Troches.”—Rev. G. M. F. Hampton, Piketon, Ky. Sold only in boxes. "The only time I ever experienced stagefright, said Singer, the comedian, "was when riding in a Fifth-avenue stage and the horses commenced to trot."

IDIVJOYSI Both the method and result* when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try 1L Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA HR SYRUP CO. SAM rItAMCUCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. KI. MEW VOBK. M.V.

I BR Fl" Illustrated Publications, | Um ■■ Idsh,. Wuhlaftoa aad On(va, the FREK COVHRIIHIHMT ■ AND LOW PRICE j| HA ft® Um. LANDS sar-TV, beat Agrianltaral.CTailaa aad Timber bead, new en«B usMClue. Mailed FREE. Addrm, Ulas. B. ldUUM>it» t Lu4 Um.. I. r. LL, St. rnl, Siam GarfOTjAyg Bills. tkuapletree. G abtulcTb* Vo..3l# w.44thSt.JI. Y. Cures Sick Headache ■p- »- DOSES SffSHILOHSI I Cares Consumption, Coughs, Croup, More Throat. Sold by all Erugpatsoe a Guarantee Far a Lune Side. Barit er Chert Shiloh a Pereul plaster wtU give 0 sax cents.

more or less according to the brand and quality of the flour used. Do not make a stiff dough, like yeast bread. Pour the batter into a greased pan, 4%x3 inches, and' 4 inches deep, filling about half full. The loaf will rise to fill the pan when baked. Bake in very hot oven 45 minutes, placing paper over first 15 minutes baking, to prevent crusting too soon on top. Bake at once. Don't mix witk milk. •

■— faronit Wide. Not on this broad continent alone, but n ma-laria-breedlrg tropical regions, in Guat.mil*, Mexico, South America, the Isthmus of Panama. and elsewhere, Hostotter a Stomach Bitters affords to inhabitants and sojourners protection against malaria. The miner, the freshly arrived immigrant, the tiller of the virgin soil newly robbed ot its forests by the ax of the pioneer, find in the superb anti febrile specific a preserver against the poisonous miasma which in vast districts rich tn natural resources is yet fertile in disease. It annihilates disorders of the stomach. Hver and bowels, fortifies those who use it aga'nst rheumatic ailments bred and fostered by outdoor exposure: infuses genial warmth into a frame chilled by a rigorous temperature, and robs ot their power to harm morning and evening mists and vapors laden with hurt fulness, rtrengthens the weak and conquers incipient kidney trouble. It fs touch and izo with the pickpocket. Beecham’s Pills have a pleasant coating disguising the taste of the pill, without Impairing its efficacy. 25 cents a box. In most games of cards a good deal de pends upon a good deal. A Constant Cough with failingstrength and wasting of flesh aro symptoms denoting Pulmonary organs more or less seriously affected. You will find a safe remedy for all Lung or Throat ails in Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant The bald-headed man is a blessing in more ways than one. He never gets his hair cut on Saturday night, • uMraara -Tarr- tv- jt— —rw-nm waVß——• 340.000,000 Earned by the Bell Telephone Patent in 1891 Your invention may be valuable. You rhould protect it by patent Address for full and iutellg ent advfee. free of charge, W. W. DUDLEY a co.. Solicitors ot Patents, Pacificßld’g,s32F St. NW.Waahlngton.D.C. Mention this paper.

II Al I r * ■ WF State of Ohio. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the. City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL’S CATARRH CURE. Sworn to before me, and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1889. : N< LUCAS W : A. W. GLEASON, NOTARY PUBLIC. Q G CATARRH" WIRE ft 1 T 1 I) QII Ijfi lAKKH upon the Blood and I mucous surfaces. m M M M n W, ■ W M M TBSTXMOOTLAJjJB I

E. B. WALTHALL & CO., Druggists, Horae Cave, Ky., say; "Hall's Catarrh Cure cures every one that takes it” CONDUCTOR E. D. LOOMIS, Detroit, Mich., says: “The effect of Hall's Catarrh Cure is wonderful” Write him about it

Ball’s Catarrh Core Is Sold by all Dealers in Patent Medicines. PRICE 75 CENTS A BOTTLE. ■■Ok ■■ THE ONLY GENUINE HAU'S CATARRH CURE IS fl I I I ft ft I MANUFACTURED BY I.IIKrF. J. CHENEY & CO., WF TOLEDO, O. Testimonials sent free on application. -ft BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. WTITDOUGLAS SHOEsamSra.' WBHHHHMftMftfflßr A sewed shoe that will not rips Calf, AWE vfiflA eeamless, smooth inside, more comfortable, t ftft \ Ob’ stylish and durable than any other shoe ever feftft iftjftt sold at the price. Every style. Rquala custom. • K Vf/ft made shoes costing from to S The^foltow lug are of the same high standard at Wflil AHA I >4.<»o sad ts.ee Flue Calf. Hand-Bewed. to Kft I »3-5® Police, Farmers and Letter-Carriers. ITIB A DUTTyoaewawocrtuM to <°* hem vatoe foe year V®L °fcStJsav K fr? POTI^b > e^w T^ r JSHSte

'Flower” “I am ready to testify under oathi that if it had not been tor Auguit' Flower I should have died beforel this. Eight years ago I was taken sick, and suffered as no one but al dyspeptic ean. I employed three of! our best doctors and received no' benefit. They told me that I had* heart, kidney, and Hver trouble. 1 Everything! ate distressed me sol that ! had to throw it up. August Flower cured me. There is no medicine equal to it.” Lobxnzo F. Sleeper. Appleton, Maine. , A i THE NEXT MORNIN9 I FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW AND MY COMPLEXION 18 BETTER. My doctor rays it acts gently on th* stomach, liver end kidneys, and la a pleasant laxative. Thta drink 1* made from herbs, and is prepared forUMMeerity •• tea. Ute celled LANE’S MEDICINE All druggists sell It at 50c. and tLODarackac*. Eu can n ot set It .send your address for treerampl*. >.’> Family Medleino mores the howelaaaak day. In order to be healthy, thleleeioiraay. Addmra OBATOB F. WOUMWABD, LcBOY, H/fZ CURES RISING - - BREAST .. “MOTHER’S FRIEND" offered child-bearing woman. I have been » mid-wife for many years, and in each case where “Mother’s Friend” had been used it ha* accomplished wonders and relieved much suffering. It 1* the best remedy for rising of the breast known, and Worth the price for that alono. Mas. M. M. Brustbr, Montgomery, Ala. Sent by express, charge* prepaid, on receipt of price, $1.50 per bottle. BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., Sold by all druggists. Atlanta, GA. nWNWS rxorcm only. Price »i. itogtet’d letter or P.O. order. »r«cT*i.TY Pus. Co.. Boom IC, Timas Blda. Ohicae* PATENTS! PENSIONS! ■toad for Inventor'* Guide or How to Obtela • Pot ■nt Kendfor Dteestof Pension and Bounty Letos PATRICK O’FARRELL. Waalna<ton.D.C.

KEV. H. P. CARSON, Scotland, Dak., saysi “ Two bottles of Hall's Catarrh Cure completoly cured my little girt.” J. C. SIMPSON, Marquess, W. Vs.. says: “Hall’s Catarrh Cure cured me of a very bad case of catarrh.”