Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 February 1893 — OUR PLEASURE CLUB. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Doctor (to patient) What ail? Pa|ient—-Indeed, I don’t know. I only know that I suffer. “What kind of life do you lead?” 1 “I work like an ox, I eat like a wolf, I am as tired as a dog, and I Bleep like a horse'.” , that case I should advise you to consyjt a veterinary surgeon.”— Tesas Siftings. -

“Where yer been, Chimmy?"' “A bloke sent me to buy a dozen postage stamps.”—LifeHeiress —If I should marry an English lord, would you be anything pana?; - Papa—Yes; bankrupt. A Dry Goods Genius Clerk — “How shall I mark these goods?” Old Tapeyard—“Just figure out 50 per cent profit and add seven odd cents, so the women will think it’s a bargain.” All He Found Out,—Tommy looked through the keyhole when Sis was in the parlor with her beau last night.” Father—-“ What did you find out, my son?” Tommy—“ The lamp,sir.” * • f A Dreadful Blunder. —“Why,heavens, James! what’s the matter?” James —“I got up last night to rub my face with cold cream, and by mistake got hold of shoeblacking.”

THE NEW ONES.