Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 February 1893 — Little Shavers. [ARTICLE]

Little Shavers.

Little Johnnie —“W’en Miss Nextdcor got married her mother threw an old slipper after her. What was that for?” Little Ethel—“Oh, they always do that. That means that her mamma isn’t never goin’ to spank her any more.’.’—Street & Smith’s Good News. Sunday school teacher —“Your mamma is a Christian woman, isn’t she?” Nellie-“ Yes, ma’am." Sunday school teacher —“Well, then, what does she do every night before she goes to bed? Nellie—“ Cut her corn.’’-—Brook-lyn Times.