Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 January 1893 — Page 7

Food Made Me Sick. •“OTrstl bad pains in my back and chest, Chen faint feeling at the stomach, and when I would eat the first taste ‘ would make me deathly qiak. Of course 1 ran f down rapidly, and lost 9> flSnu fiß Hounds. My wife and fi’ s*' 5 *' ijPL Sunlly were much t jp|P Alarmed and X expected pf ray stay on earth WSMd r lie short. But a advised me to taki Hood’s Sarsaparilla soon my appetite came C. t. ahw. hack, I ate heartily without distress, gained two pounds a week. -I took C bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla and never felt HOOD’S CURES heater in my life. To-day X am cured and I gis; to Hood's Sarsaparilla the whole praise of it." 0.0. Assn, grocer* CanLsteo, N. Y. tMHaMMtrmSBMBMSWMMHanHBHMM Hood's Pills cure nausea, sick headache Indigestion, billiousness. Sold t*w rirn^fH^e WHAT OTHERS SAY. BLOOD POISON BODY COMPLETELY COVERED WITH A RASH AND RED BLOTCHES. 4 EVERYTHING ELSE FAILED BUT 1 LIVURA CURED. Livuba M’f’o. Clkj Gentlemen “My i son > her system was all 3fe*Agjjf ran down, her body was 1 completely corered witt , ijghSm. ’ a rash and horrid red blotches, owing to the 'f’MM:.iSSmi&S: wtk intense itching she could not sleep, ller digestive organs were in a, ,ery Trrx Corbett. bad condition; sho com. plained of pain in the limbs and we were very ■mb alarmed about her. We tried eTerytbing we could think of but nothing had the desired effect until we found PITCHER’S LITUBA. She had not been taking LIVURA more than one week when her eyes looked natural again, her appetite Improw#, and before the second bottle had been - aaed, the rash and blotches disappeared, the Itch* lag left, and she is now PERFECTLY HELL and bar gained flesh. All due to PITCHER’S LIVURA. Very Sinccrly. Mrs. JOHNtCorbitt. Ml Madison St., Huntsville, Ala. 8! LIVURA OINTMENT Cures Eczema, Salt Rheum, Pimples Ulcers, ttcb, and all affections of the skin. Heals Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds, etc. Sold “by all Drug* gists, or by mail. Price 83 Cents. Tub Livckjl M’e’q. Co., Nashville. Texn

|r Do. You § Cough M f Don't delay Is: ■ TAKt; SS | BALSAM^

Xt cures Colds,C«u* a,dare Throat,Croup,lnfluents, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis and Asthma. A •ertain cue for Cooumption in first stages, and a sure roll*/ in rdranoed stages. Bee at once. Tea will c?« the excellent effect after tskin* tht>. firstddM. Bold by dealers eierywhere. iargo bottles 60 easts and 91.00. A Ruddy Glow bo d y is getting proper nourishment. When this glow of health is absent assimilation is wrong, and health is letting down. Scott's Emulsion taken immediately arrests waste, regardless of the cause. Consumotion must yield to treatment that stops waste and builds flesh anew. Almost as palatable -as milk . Prepared by Boott A Bowno. N. T. All drnsnrista FAMES’SEES TIME AND HARVEST. The World's Fair is the plaoe to speculate' Original enterprise; sure fortune; ll.OCOrequlr «d In preparation This sum now will give you an Interest and a position in businessAddress, Lock Box DU. New Milford, Conn •r-6°. 11l fs^ssaUami^&^ AHUM Morphias Habit Cared tr. 10 \ BEST POLISH IH THE WORLD.) DONOr BE OECEl\fED' J^™™*, *n with Pastes, Enamels, and Paints which] stain the hands, injure the iron, and bum' : rad. The Rising Sun Store Polish is Bril-I llaat. Odorless, Durable, and the con-} earner pays for no tin or glass package ! with every purchase. ! I WABAIAJWUALBAIE 0F3,000 TWS. 1

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Facetious gent (about to enter tram car on wet day)—-Is the Noah’s irk quite full?" Passengers—All in but the donkey} step in sir!” He —If you were not so tall I’d propose to you.” She —If you did, you’d see how short I could be.” —Harper’s Bazar. Farmer’s Wife—Why don’t you g to work? Tramp—l would if I had the tool 3. Farmer’s Wise —What sort of tools do you want? Tramp—Knife and fork.— Tfexas Siftings. “Isn’t your husband going to Florida for his health this winter?” ‘ No. I persuaded him to invest the money in insurance on “his life.” Boarder (shivering) —It seems to me the furnace is not working this morning, is it? Landlady—No, this is a legal holiday. “Are you going to wear your new cloak to the Christmas service?” Mrs. Borton —I don’t know yet. 3 haven’t asked cook if I can go. Jaleby—l don’t see why Smith calls Mses Harper’s conversation intoxicating. Felton—l suppose because it’s extra dry. Taylor—Did Jagson have a very merry Christmas ? / Totten—Bah, no; be went home perfectly sober to dinner.-- —~ “No’m. You see, I couldn't find any starving boy to give it to, so I had to eat it myself.’ 1

Frst Fakir—Something’s got to be done, Bill. I’ve been twanging the old banjo for an hour now and there is no sign of a crowd.

A Minute Later —I tell you, sir. Cleveland’s going to be elected, and don’t you forget it! Second Fakic—Bet you a thousand an Harrison.

Two Minutes Later—Now, gents if you’ll give me your kind attentior lJ introduce to your notice the greatest corn cure ever diacovere. by man. . Wants to Be Alone.

“Hallo, Mike; whose walentine if you a cuttin’on the ice?" “Ah! go 'way in’ d n't bother me. Ain’t ycr flat per that there is sacred moments when a man wants ter be alone.—Life.

Has the Earth a Cometary Tail?

Public Opinion. It is well known that the tails ol comets stream away from the sun and are of very low density. Var ious hypotheses l.ave been propounded to explain their movement awav from the sun, but the most promis ing is that of a Russian physicist, who ascribes it to the repulsion of the solar radiation acting on a mass of extreme tenuity, while, on the other hand, the attraction of gravitation operates between the solar mass and the ini id nucleus of the comet. The same physicist .u-count? for the mysterious terrestrial phe nomenon of the zodiacal light in the same way. He believes that the earth has aIBO a tail of cosmic dust, not luminous of itself but by reflect!ng the sunlight.

Hesiod hated women, and took he pains to conceal the fact. Robespierre was fond of reading poetry aloud to his friends. Confucius, it is said, was passionately fond of watermelon seeds. Themiatoclcs was passionately fond of dancing and flute playing. ~ Nero was fontT df nTusicand attained great proficiency in toe art. Virgil, during the summer season, filled his house with butterflies. Nicano could not listen to the sound of a flute without fainting. Francis I. was known as the most skillful jouster of his country. More’s Utopia was written as an amusement and to divert his friends. Samuel Richardson wrote his novels while attired in a full-dress suit. Charlemagne was said to be the best player at checkers of his century. Cato’s only diversion Avas drinking and he was fond of this diversion. Carday, author of the Argents, in his leisure hours was a florist. Disiderius Erasmus was always thrown into a fever by the smell of fish. Thomas Carlyle’s most congenial recreation was smoking in his garden. □ Gladstone is fond of wood-cutting, and often amuses himself in this way. Balzaz, when not at work on his novels, entertained himself sketching-

Nature’s Surest Ally.

If nature did not struggle against disease, even in weakly constitutions, swift indeed would be the course oi a malady to its fatal termination. While nature thus struggles let us. lest worse befall us, aid heir efforts with judicious medicinal help. Experience must be our guide in battles with disease, and that "lamp to our feet” indicates. Hostetler s Stomach Bitters as a safe, tried and thorough ally of nature. If the blood be infected with bile, if the bowels and stomach are inactive, if the kidneys fail to expel impurities of which they are the natural outlet, a course of the. Bitters is the surest reliance of the sufferer, one. moreovver, that is sanctioned by professional indorsement and use for nearly half a century. No American or foreign remedy has earned greater distinct on as a remedy for and preventive ox chronic liver complaint, malaria, constipation, -kidney and rheumatic trouble and debility. Bad hoys are very promising youngsters just before being laid over tne parental knee. ‘

LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIOHT, Consumption comes. A slight cold, with your system in the scroful.ous condition that’s' caused by impure blood, is enough to fasten it upoh you. That is the time when neglect and delay are full of danger. Consumption is Lung-

Scrofula. You can prevent it, and you can cure it, if you haven’t waited too long, with Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. That is the most potent blood-cleanser, strengthrestorer, and flesh-builder that’s known to medical science. For evory disease that has to be reached through the blood, like Consumption, for Scrofula in all its forms, Weak Lungs, Bronchitis, Asthma, and all severe, lingering Coughs, it is the only guaranteed remedy. If it doesn’t benefit or cure, you have your money back. The proprietors of Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Remedy know that their medicine perfectly and permanently cures Catarrh. To prove it to you , they make this offer: If they can’t euro your Catarrh, no matter what your case is, they’ll pay you SSOO in cadi. The astronomers count tell more about the comet if they could “get on to its curves.” From 133 to 300. We would respectfully call attention to this from Mr. E. A- Van Hoten, the wellknown and popular barber doing business at 375 Third street, comer Grand River avenue. Detroit, Mich.: “Any on© who has suffered torments with dyspepsia or gastritis, as my physician called it, as 1 did for four years, knows what it means, and the difficulty of getting any relief, let alone a cure. I loctored with eleven different physicians, and tried I don’t know how many different remedies, but my trouble lingered with me with the affection of a brother. Two years ago I began trying Hood’s Sartaparilla. Before I had taken half a bottle I began to feel better. I kept on till I had used six bottles. I also took Hood’s Pills. lam happy to say that l have been perfectly, and, I think, permanently,cured. For the past year I have been able to eat anything without distress, have a blessed ippetite, and once more thoroughly enjoy what I eat. I had also rheumatism quite badly for a number of years, and that has ieparted. When I began taking the Sarsaparilla I weighed but 132 pounds, now I weigh about 200. I have no hesitation in stating that Hood’s Sarsaparilla, judging by the happy results that I know to be ync of the best preparations ever placed m the market. You can always count an me as a friend. Edwin A. Van lloten.” If in need of a little genuine Old Port you will find it in Salem. •Brown'* Brooch al Tr«> hoi:» are excel tent lor the relief of Huarsencs* or sore throat They are exceedingly effective.” Christian World, London. Jgpg. The family pocket-book is having its holiday openi"-

THREE TROUBLES. Three things which all 3 workingmen know give the most trouble in their hard-strain work are: Sprains, Bruises, and Soreness. THREE AFFLICTIONS 8 Three supreme afflictions, which all the world knows afflict mankind the most with Aches and Pains are: Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Lumbago. THREE THINGS 3 to do are simply these Buy ___ is be jt3y4c' 4 l and permanently cured by the use of

Baking Powder. THE GOVERNMENT TESTS ESTABLISH ITS ABSOLUTE SUP! ORITV {Data from the latest Official U. S. Government Report on Baking Powders, Department of Agriculture, Bulletin ij, page 599-) is placed first of the cream of tartai powders, actual strength, 160.6 cubic inches of l;avening gas per our'e of powder. Every other powder tested exhibited a much lower strength than the Ro} 7 al, the average being 33 per cent. less. Every other powder likewise showed the presence of alum or sulphuric acid. The claim that this report shows any other powder of superior strength or purity has been denounced as a falsehood by tie Government officers who made the tests. Avoid all baking powders sold with a gift or prize, or at a lower price than the Royal, as they invariably contain alum, lime or sulphnric acid, and render the food unwholesome.

ODDITIES OF GREAT MEN.

St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Swift liked to write in bed. * Charlemagne was fond of hunting. Tamerlane was an expert chess player. Buffon’s only amusement was walking. Back’s favorite pastime was gardening. Poe found his sole amusement in drinking. Roscoe Conkling was an excellent amateur boxer. Danton was the most noted card player of his day. Socrates was said to be the ugliest man of his time. Queen Victoria, during her youth, was fond of archery. Charles 11. spent much time in his chemical laboratory. Fox, the orator, found his greatest pleasure in gambling. Emerson declared that he composed best when walking. Peter the Great liked to be carriod about in a wheelbarrow.

The Most Pleasant Way

Of preventing the grippe, colds headaches and fevers is to use the liquid laxative remedy Syrup of Figs, whenever the system needs a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be benefltted one must get the true remedy manufactured by the California*f ig Syrup Co. only. For sale by all druggists in 50c and $1 bottles. Girls, consider the crow. It never speaks without caws.

Deafn as Cannot Be Cured.

By local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way»to cure deafnesß, and that Is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When the tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed. Deafness is the result, and Unless the inflammation can bo taken out and this restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are oiused by catarrh, wflich Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by citarrh) that cannot be cured by HaH’s C atarrh Cure. Send for circulars; free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. #®T7sc. Sold by Dr le-ist, 7JC. The manager of an opera is Justified in “putting on’ f airs.

Annual Convention of Spiritualists De Leon Springs, Florida, January 25, 1893.

“The Big Four Route” Cleveland, Cincinnati. Chicago & St. Louts Railway has been selected as the Official Route to the Annual Meeting of the Spiritualists Association at De Leon Springs. Florida, and arrangments have been made by which the Agin.s of that Line will sell througn tickets on January 25ih at one fare for the round trip (half rates;. Tickets will be good for return passage at any time until May 3 st, 1893. -The Big Four” has been selected as the Official Route on account of Its excellent train service, with Palace Sleeping Cars and Elegant Dining Cars, m iking direct connection in Union Station with through car lineß for Florida. Before making arrangements for your trip to De Leon Springs, call on the nearest agent es the "Hfg Four Route,” or address W. S>. Rowley, Glen Park Place. Cleveland. O.

IMPORTANT TO FLESHY PEOPLE.

We have noticed a page article In the Boston Globe on reducing welgnt at a very small expense. It will pay our readers to send two cent Htamp for a copy to Betina Circulating Library, 36 E, Washington St., Chicago, 111, FITS—AII Flt« stopped free l>y Dr. Kline’s Iksit Nerve l-e.to. *,. No Fits after Urst day's use Mar. relous cures. TreatUa and «££» trial bottle free to Fit cases Sand to Dr. KUne. HI Arch St, Phlle Pa.

gpffiffis.W.L DOUGLAS (o CUAir fob '"ZrJtBMS 081WEL GENTLEMEN. A sewed shoe that wUI not rlpj Calf, * seamless, smooth inside, more comfortable, rW '.fira* ety’ish and durable than any other shoe ever wIBm /uw * .wjflL »°ld at the price. Every style. Equals COStOttÜBE wugfotfsgy VM^”*** 0 shoes costing from $4 to &. ° Es• M The am of tIM same Ugb stmdaxd at (C ma£i tjlKr I \VV tneilcx £Jm Mi 1 VSk Pins Calf. HaaOSewed. P 3 auhl VMI *j-sa rollce. Farmer, sad I^ttcr-Carriers. if mdsnSM VWv H' 5 ®* * a -»S S».o* for Workin* Mas « suffering, b ■ m b Indianai. iiness University HIGHEST MUSS BUS i SCHOOL CSMBLtSHCO ISM. ENTER NSW. sma»i* u»w. no chs k. tnn*'-*** u thi khis or m uuwtm ■•lit son euoast car* atssa ca owborm. i

“No,” said the swift compositor, “we couldn’t let him into the union; he wasn’t in our set.” Cured cough left after lung fever, with two bottles. Mrs. Lizzie Burns. Barclay, Sangamon Co., Ills., writes as follows: “1 think Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup is truly an excellent remedy for coughs left from lung fever, as two bottles entirely cured my daughter.” It Is never necessary to tell the moneylender to take a little more interest in bis business. - Rough, Wintry, Changeable Weather, produces Catarrhs. Coughs, Disorders of the Lungs,&c.,which Jayne’s Expectorant promptly cures if faithfully administered. A new shoe in the market Is made of imitation buckskin; it is not dear. Bad taste and unpleasant breath,wheh resulting from Catarrh, are overcome, and the nasal passages which have been closed for years are made free by the use of Ely’s Cream Balm. I suffered from catarrh for twelve years, experiencing the nauseating dropping in the throat peculiar to that disease, and nose bled almost daily. I tried various remedies without benefit until last April, when I saw Ely’s Cream Balm advertised. I procured a bottle, and since the first day’s use have had no more bleeding—the soreness is entirely gone—D. 0. Davidson, with the Boston Budget, formerly with Boston Journal. Apply Balm into each nostril. It is Quickly Abso'bed. Gives relief at once. Price 50 cents at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren St. N. Y. Whenever there is a subject to bo discussed the deaf-mutes generally have a finger in it. •

MORRISON.

The chances for Morrison bein# the favored one of the coming administration are very good indeed. Col. Bill is a lucky fellow, and it is an old adage that it is better to bo born lucky Thau rich. The luckiest man is he who is able to maintain his digestion in the most perfect state. If your digestion is out of order, write your address on a postal card and send it to the Sylvan Remedy C 0.,, of Peoria, 111., and they will send you by mail, free, a box of the Laxative Gum Drops, the best thing for every form of indigestion. These gum drops contain nothing deleterious, and there is no taste of medicine in them, but they are something that every physician can recommend. When you write mention the name of this paper.

PATENTS! PENSIONS! Send for Inventor's Uoide or How to Obtain A Patent. Send fur Digest of Fen,lon and Boantr Laws. PATRICK O’FABSELL Wanb'agton, D. C. ’ ■ _ □T . _ MM— m IM ■"loiter will |jv« great satisfaction— 13 Mtk.

"German Syrup" I simply state that I am Druggist and Postmaster here and am therefore in a position to judge. I have tried many Cough Syrups but for ten years past have found nothing equal to Boschee’s German Syrup. I have given it to my baby for Croup with the most satisfactory result*. Every mother should have it J. H. Hobbs, Druggist and Postmaster, Moffat, Texas. We present facts, living facts, of to-day Boschee’i German Syrup gives strength to the body. Take no substitute. • Cor. Washington and Meridian Sin. Indianapolis, Ind, Best Business ail SluM Scbool Individual Instruction. Expense* Low. Time Short. No Charge tor Positions. Send fee Catalogue. L. A. DUTIHE. Frog. J.■■ JT,.rtijv — — S BUftli H-rSfe- vffl ■ Bh, *./<; trwU.Mil (by |fsc- Vj *» JF ■ ffO**** leyeenO. N««ur» to*.>=C*V. r7\ m *- Tbw.di smrel. S.:*d Sc )n lUmpA \ tH I I O. w. V. SNYDEK, M. 1>„ Mail I>cpt. f. MoVlcker’b Theater, Chicago, IIL THE NEXT MORNING I FEEL BRIGHT AND NSW AND MV COMPLEXION IS BETTER. Mydoctor «•» Boot* gently ou the notate*. Hr*? and kidneys, and!* a ejeaieat tafii Ire. iWdttak Is made from herbs, and is prepared for ore aeesally a* tea. It l« called LANE’S MEDIGIHZ All druggists Mil It a*9oc. and»l * package. Upon rennet get it. sen' vow address for a fret> aample. &sxsksmfsm A remedy which, jffiTß. JflL If used by Wire* *V77 A _ about to experience JU dQA the painful ordeal JStil attendant npoo / J VZrGr r *i3 Child-birth, proves (\ Tf/A SJF an Infallible aped--1 sWRr-i flo for.andobrlnte* the tortures ofooni f Hr UDiniMftf towntoc 111 if the dangers thereof /1 ft Vvy'/Hl Child. FoM by*all // Ifil VI lw: iJA druggists. Bentby -NJ! l\ J.» exp roes on receipt N glAd per ga'**^"** BRADFIELO REGULATOR CO.. Atlanta. OA. Unlike the Dutch Process (Tb No Alkalies Other Chemicals are used in the jpJijMTO preparation of gWC w. BAKER & CO.’S I mrsaMastGocoa m l- Tm n>hieh it absolutely ill' Ok m pure and toluble. I li’B H1 1 h »* more than three timet MS i h'l bff the strength of Cocoa mixed ‘MCLa J’Wrm with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, and la far more economical, costing tees than one cent a eup. It is delicious, nourishing, and KAMM DIGESTED. Bold by Brareta ererywhera. W. BAKER *00„ Dorchester, Mm . •ooooooooooooooooooo— ooeeoooooop# , Bh CBEPB? by return mail, foil de> rr ioofrriWajunfiooDT-a iS’raoVro y TAixoa sriTZMS or saxes comm. Adm braised to date. Three, only, are the n eenulneTAllOEfTeitlM Invented and IV i'l) copyrighted by rxor. iTw. MOODY. BoI ktiS/ ware of Imitations. Any lady of o*dip*ry Intelligence can easily and qnlekIn ilY»tyleto ,lD<l m**'* StniSlSSSt EPILEPSY CAN BE CURIO, ■nawmeaUr. O. Phelps Brown— the noted L| I P Epilepsy SpeelalUt and flerbal--I*l I «\l*t-discovered that Epllepeta is 111 wwcaused by a peculiar derangement of the stomach, and preparod the celebrated Herbal Kemedlee for Epileptics, which have Cured thousands of case*. Seed tor particular* testimonies and his ‘Treatise on the Cause aud Cure of EpUepsp." J.Gibeon Brown.« Grand . treat, Jersey City, N. i. 840*000,000 Earned by the Bell Telephone Patent in I*L Your invention may be valuable. You ahoald protect i; by peteut Addreaa for full and intelligent advice, free of charge. W. W. UIfOLKY * CO., Solicitors of Pstcala. Pacific BId'gJSSPSL N.W.. WaalaUgtoo.U.O Mention this paper. ' • II fp l HIQ I Our— ponatlpalion, U—tofftwi * 4 • 111 I.'' ■-i ■ - ..... ... . |H- M, tm -- - r*a