Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1893 — Page 3

|v BIT POINTS. V\ • ont of many, \ \ / / where Doctoi V'W'V Pierce’* Pelleti ! \j # im better that ! T XfQ' toother pill*: y 1 ▼ 1. They’re th« smallest, ant f / V.,-\- — easiest to takeL/ Na little, sugarcoated granule! that every child takes readily. 2. They’re perfectly easy In theii action—no griping, no disturbance. - 3. Their effects last. There’s n« reaction afterwards. They regillate ol eieanse the system, according to size of dose. 4. Thev’re the cheapest, for they’re guarantee} to give satisfaction, or youi money is returned. You pay only for the s/ood you get. 6. Put up in glass—are always fresh. 6. They cure Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or Bilioui Headaches, and all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels.

" Or, an the world expresses r it, “a well-preserved d Vcunrr •♦man." One who "Nm- . tvlliit, dersUnding the rules of" health, has followed them, WOman and preserved her youth--i- - . ■r*»'ft ~ hd appearance. Mrs. fit rifty Ptnkham has many cop- _ respondents who, through her advice and tare, can look with satisfaction in their mirrors. Lydia E. rinkham's Vegetable Compound goes to the root of all female complaints, renews the vitality, and invigorates the system. Intelligent women know well iu wonderful It is the successful product of a life’s work tßp of a woman among Ts women, and is based Kp« JB/L~ upon years of actual «gs. .Shrimp practice and expense. All Druye'.fti «11 It, or lint by mail, i.\ form of Pill* or JT SJmxXZmBBS&i Logengec, on rutcipt of® I .OO Lift S>f*c. Corre- - •pOßdenca freely enstgered. Addrea« in confidence. dr * ■■ "jus* 00 ' Co " WHAT OTHERS SAY,

TERRIBLE ITCHING, JAUNDICE, KIDNEY TROUBLE AND PALPITATION OF THE HEART. TBXUQE PHYSICIANS FAIL TO BENEFIT. \ ENTIRELY CURED BY LIVURA. ' < Livura M’f’o. Co., Investigation Jr of our /dice, was treated by 3 different physicians, not reTestimonlals Jeelvlng the least benefit ■ „ , . /from any of them. My solicited. (suffering was so (treat that U could hardly endure It, tad overyoue that saw me said I never could get mil. I was first taken with Neuralgic pains In Uo stomach, vomiting often. A numb feeling in my arms and hands as if they were asleep; pains In the bowels, with chills and fever. Palpitation of the lleart-, Kidneys very badly aflected; and a dreadful Itching and stinging sensation of tho skin, with hot dashes, till 1 thought tho blood would bunt through tho veins. My skin was a dark yel. low, and the whites of my eyes yellow as saffron. I saw ono of your pamphlets and It described my oasoso nearly that Ibcgan taking LI YUBA. I bad only taken 4 or o doves when I saw a change for the-bettor. I have taken 3 bottles and am ENTIRELY CUBED, thanks to PITCHER’S LIVURA I will willingly answer any inquiries. Eospectfully yor.rs, Mrs. Sabah J fct>LT. ft* North 10th St., Columbus, Ohio. 88 LIVURA OINTMENT The Great Skin Cure. Cures Eo.emn, Salt Rheum, Pimples, Ulcers, ltob, and all affections of the skin. Heals Cuts,' Bruises, Burns. Fcalas, He, Sold by all Drug. (Ms, or by uiAil, Price 33. Cents. Tnat LiYccr H’f’c. Co., Nashvilix, Txsjt. UVIVTV Bile Beans Small . Guaranteed to euro Bilious Attacks, Bfcfc. Headache and c«u.tl|iailon, 40 in each bottle. Price iSo. Pur caie by druggists. Plsturo “7, 17, TO" ana aampio dose free. 4. F. StUTH e CO., fiovhtora, HEW YORK.

Cures Scrofula Mrs. ’» i. 'towell, Medford, Mum., says her mother l’as beoncnndof Scrofula by thousoof lour b>al-s of ts 'SH'i'MSM aller having had much oilier t-o atrnent, and being reduced to qt-.i te d low condition ot health, as It waa thought che could not lire. INHERITED SCROFULA. BSKffSB rur3tJ ciy'Httlo boy of hereditary HraEbOKt] BcruiuU, which appeared all over ],is face. For a year I harl given up all box sf hit recovery, when finally I was Induced to uao !V3f 3fJi A few bottles cured him, and no symptoms of the ttseazo remain. Mats. T. L. M a them, Matherviile, Mis*. torbxik on fllooJ and Skin Oiieise* mailed free. awurr Sipkciwc Co.. Atlanta, .Ga: Garfield Tea sse Qvim kick n.sische.Haatore* Complexion,Savu bootorr IWl» Surplffero. ItlxsnXD Tea Co.. 319 w. 44th Bt., K.Y. Cures Constipation ft KM II y Morphine Habit Cored In 10 PriUW taassh.riKsffiaßß: with Paatra, and Paints which stain the hands, in jura the iron, and bum rad. The Rising Sun Stoyo Polish is Brilliant, Odorless, Durable, and the consumer pays for no tin or glass package with every purchase. - t Wmmmmw 3,000 toms,

OUR PLEASURE CLUB.

Brown —What do you use barbwire.fences for? Hayseed—So the hired man won’t stop to rest every time he climbs over. i The winter girl who is described as dressedjto kill, would doublets be classified as a form of slay-beile. Roosters are a good deal like mtm? A rooster never gives notice of finding a worm until after he has swatlowed it.

Another train held up in the West. —Puck. i. ~ It is now thought that what was regarded a few days ago as Biela’s comet was only the price of coal. Harry—The doctor told me to-day that Jessie’s freckles were caused by too much iron in the blood. Jack—That’s funny; her mother told me she had to do all the ironibg herself. • . - *■—— Boisterous Papa —Yesterday it was silk, and o ' it’s velvet. On my word, Mabo , you don’t know your own mind. “How can I, papa, dear? You told me this morning I hadn’t any. Tax Assessor —Do you swear that you own nothing but the clothes you are wearing? Charlie Laekland—Well, I also own a porus plaster, but I am wearing: that too. Robbie—l’d think Mr. Steeple would be ashamed to have a pipe organ in the church. Mamma —Why, dear? Robbie—’Cause he’s always preaching to us boys about the sin of smoking. When you see a man that’s very much inflated, you mustn’t jump at the conclusion that it's because his wife blows him up. Office Boy—You want to see the boss 'bout that advertisement fer bookkeeper, don’t ye? Applicant—Yes. “Got any references?” “I am ready to produce them when requested." “Where did ye work?” “I was, two years with Cash & Co. ” “Hush! That’s the firm that discharged me. They don’t kaow a smhrt feller from a idjet,”—-

' ; ; .*kr-i - Ope half the world doesn’t let his better half know how he lives. “Hold up them hands,” hoarsely whispered the highwayman to the Bostonian at midnight. “Say ‘those hands 5 please,” begged the Bostonian, as ho hoisted them aloft. —Detroit Free Press. A Bong Sermon. Berkshire Century. ' Stranger (in front of the church Sunday morning).—How long has the minister been preaching. Sexton —About live years. Stranger—Then he must be about done by this time. A Sure Method. Chicago Inter-Ocean. Jenks—Watson, poor fellow, was robbed again last night. Pal ton —Was he held up on the street? , Jenks—Noj it was at a church bazar STRIKING EARS.

Doggie—You have very striking ars.

Mule— Yes, I think so.—Truth.

ODDS AND ENDS.

William Woolsey, of Su Paul, Minn., must have had a merry Christmas and have enjoyed his goose and plum pudding immensely. His false teeth were advertised to be sold for debt on Christmas. Dr. Herbert Vaughan, Archbishop' of Westminster, who, it is said, will be raised to the Cardiualate oniite occasion of the Pope’s jubilee, is sixty years of age, was consecrated in 1872, and on the doath of Archbishop Manning became the latter’s successor. Sir William Gordon Gumming was one of the prominent Scottish exhibitors at the great Birmingham cattle show, recently. He is said to be very popular among his tenants, and lady Gordon Cumming, by her personal kindness to thepooron her husband’s estate of Altyne has gained many friends. Paul B. Du Chailiu had 22,000 opportunities to marry while in Africa, and it was not leap year either. Steele Mackaye is an absorbed student of reptile lore. At one time he JSepElal in his study. He would write with the creature coiled up on his table, its head close up beside his hand. Bishop Leonard tells a good story on himself. He was teaching a Sun-day-school in Utah, and asked a little girl if she,kn£w who Christ as. She replied, “Oh, yes, sir; he was a man.” Fearing that she might have an impression that Christ was more human than divine, Bishop Leonard asked her what kind of a man he was, and if Christ was anything like himself. “Oh, no," she replied, “he was a good man.”

Ho-ne-a-go, one of the chiefs of the Osages, the richest Indians in the country, recently exhibited himself to the wondering gaze of the people of Kansas City. He wore his first hat for the occasion, and a new pair of blankets. The chief enjoyed nimself hugely in the metropolis of the Kaw, and showed his acquaintance with civilization ny remarking that he saw more pretty women there in one day than in all his life elsewhere. -O iL WeU r -BUvHis r -I suppose you found something in your stocking.” Blivins—Yes, a confound tack while I was up getting the paregoric for the baby. Young Author—ls it true true that nay poems have really set you dreaming. I am — , Maud—Mercy, yes; I’ve gone to sleep every time I’ve tried to read the rr '. ‘You must not be discouraged, George,” she said. “Papa may be abrupt, but his heart is as warm as a June day.” “Yes,” replied George, “I’ve noticed that his manner is very summary.”—Washington Star. |£ ,* “I have no doubt you love me, Harry,” said the wife, “but you never take me on your knee now as you used to do, and yet you promised to do so at the altar.” “Promised to take you on my., knee!” exclaimed the husband in astonishment. “Well, as good as that.” “I don’t remember saying any such thing.” “You said, ‘Tohave and tohold.”’ Dabney—l don’t believe this house is haunted do you? Janson —Well there’s something very unusual about it. Dabney—What is it? Janson —The . landlord doesn’t always come the first day of the month for the rent.

A Mother’s Story. "When my hoy was two and 3 half yenrs old l fall brought on hip disease, which grew worse tutil, when he was 8. b could not walk, and we had him treated 9 months at the Children’s Hospital la Boston. - But when he came home he was worse, and the doctors said nothing could be done. 1 began giving him Hood's Sarsaparilla Willie Doff and he improved at once The 14 abscesses on his hip healed up. Bis appetite improved and he could walk, at first HOOD’SSCURES with crutches, then without. He is now per' fectly well, lively as any boy." Mrs. Emma VDuff, Walpole, Mass. Hooo-e Pills do not purge, pain or grioe, bulaetpromptly. easily, and effectually. ;5.

■Cough J I KE|ft| s l | BALSAMf ~S?m

Xt«»M o°{d*.Con(b*,Bon Throat, Oroup.lnflneni so Whoopisr Gough, Bronchitis and Asthma. A oortate euro for Oacoomption in first stages, sad wnKlSiEnisSsfiHs . casts JSiiassr y* 1 1 Caret Consumption, Cougho, Croup. Boro Throat. Ml by ail Drmgiots on a Guarantee. gWa LoSMj Sido, Bade or Chaot Shneb’o Porous

• ' : - ’■ ' ’ '• T j. - ■ ): „ " ■ f;.. ,-r- f ' , e \ Pay the Price of the Royal tor Royal only. Actual tests show the Royal Baking Powder to be 27 per cent, stronger than any other brand on the market. If another baking powder is forced upon you by the grocer, see that you are charged the correspondingly lower price. Those baking powders sold with a gift, or advertised or sold at “half the cost of ~Koyai, are invariably made from alum, and are dangerous to health. Every can of Royal Baking Powder contains a ticket giving directions how to obtain, free, a copy of The Royal Baker and Pastry Cook, containing best and most practical cooking receipts published.

PEOPLE.

Gen. Mahone, of Virginia, has opened an hotel at Long Branch. Gladstone is eighty-three. Paderewski and his favorite piano have arrived in this country, and will make a tour of the principal cities. Henry Shaw, who is regarded by St. Louis as the greatest benefactor, was an Englishman by birth, who made his fortune in the hardware business and retired at the age of forty. Passionately fond of flowers he established a botanical garden just outside the corporate limits of St. Louis, and there he lived in the summer time, returning to the city in the winter. He constantly improved and added to the territory of his flower-land until “Shaw’s Garden” became one of the most famous resorts for visitors in the Southwest. " Franklin Simmons has been given the task of executing the equestrian statue of General Logan, to be erected in Washington. He has submitted only a rough sketch thus far, but will now proceed to work out a me del. lowa circle wilL be the site of the statue, and bronze the material. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Louis Stevenson, says a voyager in the South Seas, conform with frank simplicity to many of the habits and fashions of the region. There is a pleasant glimpse of the pair wandering on lovely Tahiti with bare feet, and dressed in the graceful flowing garments worn by the natives. □ The English traveler, Mr. Hockhill, has again passed into Thibet from China, disguised as a Lama. He has a good mastery of the languages of the country into which he has {>enetrated once more, and it is beieved that he will fare better this time that on the former occasion, when a diet of tsamba and buttered, tea for three weeks reduced him almost to a skeleton.

The First Law of Nature.

This self-preservation Is acknowledged to be, and people who adopt against the encroaches of disease a genuine medicinal safeguard, accredited by experience and the sanction of physicians, afford a happy illustration of the wisdom of the saying, in tho health they restore and continue to enjoy. Among maladies, against the growth of which Hostetter's Stomach Bitters affords effclent protection, disease of the kidneys and bladder are fraught with the utmost peril and exhibit great obstinacy when opposed by ordinary means. The Bitters can and will subdne them. No testimony is stronger than this. Used at the outset and persistently, the best results may be expected. This -medicine also eradicates liver complaint, constipation, dyspepsia, malaria, rheumatism and nervousness. Woman’s rights consist of a broad hat and a matinee ticket. W. Baker A Co.'s Breakfast Cocoa Is a very comforting drink as the weather grows colder. Ope of Its special merits, giving it a great advantage over tea and coffee, is its heat-giving quality; it fortifies delicate constitutions against the cold.supplies an easllyi&pproprlated fuel for those internal fires upon the adequate support of which health and happiness depend. W. Baker & Co.'s Breakfast Cocoa may therefore be especially commended as a morning drink, and many people who are liable to sleeplessness have found that a cup of It taken hot on going to bed brings a sound and refreshing sleep. It is absolutely pure, and It is soluble. Unlike the Dutch process, no alkalies or other chemicals are used in its manufacture. It is queer that the fellow who Is in the swim wants to get out and drink so often.

BEAUTY IN THE MARKET.

Now when so many avenues are open to women it is a fact that beauty has a distinct commercial value. A girl wishing a position as clerk or cashier commands a better salary if she be neat and pretty than if she be slovenly and ill favored. A bright pleasant girl attracts more custom. She need not be a flirt, in fact flirting impairs her uselulness. The first thing a girl should possess is a clear and brilliant complexion. Without this the most regular features look dull and disappoint £he beholder. -•- The complexion everyone can possess, not by using washes and paint but by seeing that the digestion is perfect. When this is the case the complexion will take care of itself. Health and exereise are the best complexion powders. ± —- The Laxative Gum Drops will regulate the digestion and give to the jaded cheek the hue of health. Get them of any dealer. The 6mall boxes are ten cents, the largo ones are twenty-five cents. SyLVAK P.EM3DY Co. Peoria. Ill*.

0 #J FAT FOLKS REDUCED il&.’Ssh.SstShffija ‘ WJEpUSgM#JStWMHc 14i^2»£U ,^'NESiKS» TEN CENTS par pack. In stamp* or coin. "t’N u F~oi INDPLS

People call it backache and do nothing for it until the doctor is called and he pronounces it rheumatism. If they had used Salvation Oil in time the doctor's bill would have been saved. Birds of a feather are flocking together on fashionable hats. Give Attention to the first symptoms of a Lung Complaint, and check the dreaded disease in Ita incipency, by using Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant, a safe, old fashioned remedy for all Affections of the Lungs and Bronchia. Some men’s highest idea of the social circle is a round of drinks.

How’s This?

We offer'One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured bf taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, 0. We the undersigned, have known F. J Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale druggists.Toldo, 0., Walding, Klnnan & Marvin, Wholesale druggists, Toledo, O. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally,acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of he system. Testimonials sent free. Price sc.‘per bottle. Soil by all druggists. The pawnbroker’s window is the commonest type of loan exhibitions. Tor Throat Diseases and Coughs use Brown’s Bronchial Troches. Like all really good things, they are imitated. The genuine are sold only In boxes. Neigh, neigh, Pauline. The New York horse show Is-not confined to the equine 400.

The Sunday Sun

Is the greatest Sunday Newspaper In the world. Price be. a copy. By mall 12 a year; daily, by mall, to a year; dally and Sunday, by maU, t 8 a year, Address, Ths Sun, New York.

IMPORTANT TO FLESHY PEOPLE.

We have noticed a pago article in the Boston Globe on reducing weight at a very small expense, It will pay our readers to send two cent stamp for a copy to Betlna Circulating Library, 36 E, Washington St. Chicago. 111. FlTS.—Alllu.*,u,vn.,.w uj . ..line’s Greet Nerve Restorer. No Fite after first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and *2.00 trial bottle free te Fit eases. Send to Dr. Kline. SI Arch St.. Phils. Pa.

ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant end refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,' Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ao ceptable to the 'stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial m its effects, prepared only from the most healthy ana agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. --•* Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading dragguts. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO,. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL LOUISVILLE. KY. HEW YORK. H V.

*cn7 THE LIBRARY OF iO(M luUf AMERICAN LITERATURE IOOL COXMUO ABB Esrrxa BT EDMUND CLARENCE BTEDMAN and ELLEN MACKAY HUTCHINSON Alone contain* more carefully chosen, ably edited, and artistically arranged iDVEITVREH, DHAMAfi, POEMS. AK*CPOT«fi, EBSAYg. POLITICS. BALLADS, FICTIONS. THEOLOGY, , BIOGHAPHIEg, HISTORIES, TRAVELS, CHARACTER SKETCHES, HUMOROUS ARTICLES, WARS. CORRESPONDENCE, NARRATIVES. WITCHCRAFTS. ABO CRITICISM, VOTED SAYINGS, WONDERS, “ i - ORATIONS, I than were ever before gathered within the same space or offered In one collection. Among those beat competent t& testify, the following have mode constant use of these volumes, id highly recommend them: navif porter ' - TT. T. Harris, 11. United ffliver WeilelflSteSi, * fkiXSw Imrw, isskhites&r?' Librarian of U. Joel HaFru, ’ D. D. LL„ 0., Chancellor of Mn. J. E. B. Stuart. ‘ |leurdH«VTstfti(luri Chautauqua Uni verbify. Kn. Bo;co« Conklin g, G«org# Cary JEgalestott, And thoutand* of other, uho are ttwb known. The Stedman-Hnichlnoc* Library of An.rlra* Lltertlm Is fadbpmsabh IQ busy persona whose time is limited; bo children whose tastes ore to be formed; te these "So nee book* for entertainment and Initruatiob, and to all who wish to know anything about beaks or authors, or who wwh to impi ore their aw. conversation and writings. It trill cost you nothing to ask the next book-agent you meet to bring you this Liboabt. He win be glad to bring it. In the mean time write u< CHARLES L. WEBSTER & CO., 67 Fifth Ave., N. Y*

“August Flower” “ I am Post Master here and keep a Store. I have kept August Flower for sale for some time. I think it Is a splendid medicine.” E. A. Bond, P. M., Pavilion Centre, N. Y. The stomach is the reservoir. If it fails, everything foils. The liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the heart, the head, the blood, the nerves all go wrong. If yon feel wrong, look to the stomach first. Put that right at once by using August Flower. It assures a good appetite and a good digestion. # ■mrf 1 Illustrated PablfeatiMt, | Rcfc£r&»~S mi GOVERNMENT I^SmANmS OUB. u. uTxTOiEmS* cuk.l. r.H.fU,M. Phl, him, THE NEXT MORNING t FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW AND MY COMPLEXION IS BETTER. My doctor say; It acts renUy on the stomach, »**? sad kidneys, and Is n pisnssnt laxative. This drink is mad* from herbs, end 1* prepared tor ase as neatly as ten. Itle called LANES MEDICINE AO dirucafets art ft MBOe.aadfla packed*. Una wranotsitft, lend, you? nddrees fat » free> NMpie. ELYS Qatar hH CREAM BALM IS WORTH VCATADR^I SSOO |&?d^hV>] TO ANY MAN A g XA Woman or CMld catarbi Not a Liquid or SnuffJ^|J^Y"FEVER! A particle is applied into each nostril ia agreeable. Price 50, at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS. 56 Warren St, New York.

Unlike the Dutch Process. Kb Alkalies Other Chemicals are used In the " HKPfH preparation of jragT W. BAKER*CO.’S f ipreaMastCocoa Sn ntfl which la abaolutelp H • BaSn pure and aolublc. all | Ktpttfj It baa mere than three time* Bn ! AY feH the strength of Cocoa mixed rh with Starch, Arrowroot ac Sugar, and 1» far more eeo* nomlcal, coating less than one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, and waqvw.w DIGESTED. Sold by Grocers everywhere. W BAKES A CO. Jtorohester, lUm Cor. Washington and Mer.u.an at*. Indianapolis, lnd, Best Bnsiness and Maid ScM Individual Instruction. Expenses Low. Time Short. No Charge for Positions.- Send for Cntnlogoe, A. OUTHIE, Prop. nr SIITIFIII curious ecoentr.ei.i ia are Hi us utAU I rUL ln Dr - O. P. Brown e un lque 18938HAKKSFKAKIAN niIFFN ALMANAC. One or more oent quki.il lor friends on receipt of nddreee 111 QIC 00 Postal. J. Gibson Browm WHO 047 Grand St ■ J ersey City, H. J nCICHU *lO HEAD NOISES 6819 U t Okm '’Y P«ck’*l"»WkUlarCo.hlo... Wbl.Mr.kunt ; wm —r,i Succwkfkl vkn *ll rmt«dlM fail, ttllrfirr hrLHacox.SMß’wir.M.Y. WrU.forbnA.fjrw', rs it* ~| i~ I Consumptive* and people^R‘ who have weak laocsor Asth- M < ma. should use Flso'sCure for Hi Consumption. It has eared R thousand* It has not Injur- U ed one. It is not bad to take, K lti* the best cough srrup. H Sold everywhere. Ms.