Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1892 — Page 3

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SCAGG’S MARE POLLY.

The Best Nancy flanks Time Some Year a Ago. harper's Monthly for November They were talking about horses, and more particularly about Nancy Hanks’s wonderful record of 2U5_. svery one seemed to be more cr less impressed with the marvellousness of this record except old Mr. Scagys, a 'retired farmer. ~ “She’s fast, yes,” he said, “Rut I oncet owned a mare up on the farm as could beat her. That naare was lightpin’ on legs. Polly was her name - named her after Mrs. Scaggs s mother, and a finer woman you never met. She could bake all around any other woman in the county, an’when it came to me bein’sick she'd nurse me tenderlier than as if I wasn't a sou-in-law at all, but her own boy. My, how she could trot!” “Your mother-in-law?” asked one of the circle. “No; the hoss,* snapped Soaggs, with fire in his eye. “I’m talkin' about the hoss. I bought her when she was eight years old from old Mrs. Tompkins. She wasn’t much on looks, Mrs. Tompkins wasn’t, but she was business all through. When her husband died she took charge of the grocery, an’ added a millinery department to it, an’ by Joe! inside of a year she was able to close up the grocery an’ do nothin’ but make hats. Tompkins used to hitch her up to the delivery wagon, you know, but of course —”

“You don’t mean to say that any man was ever mean enough to hitch his wife up to a grocery wagon and make her haul the packages about town?” queried the inquisitive member of the party. “Ain't said nothin’ o’ the kind,” retorted Scaggs. “Don’t you get too funny. I'm talkin’about the hoss. I was goin’ on to tell ye how when old Mrs. Tompkins got makin’ twodollar hats for the women folks and soilin’ ’em for ten, she give up the grocery business ’n so didn’t have any use for the hoss old Tompkins u cd to drive in his delivery wage-a. It happened I wanted a boss ’bout that time ’n so I e Med on old Mrs. Tompkins to talk it over. She was only eight years old at the time and hadn’t much style about her, though she was calcul ted to befaster’n anything else in town. I ast old Mrs. Tompkins what she’d take ’nd she says f 24, - : V' S' “ ‘That’s pretty high for an eightyear old,’ says 1. ‘l’ll give ye a dollar ’nd a half a year for the hoss. Thai s sl2. ’ “ ‘Make It two, and she’s yours,’ says old Mrs Tompkins. “‘Throw inn hat for my wife,’ says I, l ’nd it goes.’ “ ‘Done,’ says she. “So I bridled her, paid the money, ’nd led her home. Few days later some o’ the boys, knowin’'as I had sportin’ blood, came an’ ast me to let Tolly trot on a mile track for the record. My wife didn’t want me to at first, because she was a little off her feed, 'nd didn’t approve of racin’ anvbow, but when the boys offered a purse of $lO if she could beat 2.10. she let up. So I said all right, ’nd we set a date.” “Well, what was the result?” asked the inquisitive youth. “Two four for the mile,” said Scaggs. . “Two four?” cried the whole circle at once. “Yep,” said Scaggs. “But it was llie tract as heljj4cl her. There was somethin’ in the track as had ought to be give some o’ the credit, four minutes at the County Fair grounds.” “What was the special quality of the tract, Scaggs?” asked one Qf the party. “Waal,” said Scaggs, slowly, “as far as I coutfl make out, a mile on our track warn t rnore’n half a mile on any other.”

A Victim of Marriage.

“Huin'tbeen ary cyulone scootin’ ’round here, has they stranger?'’ “Notunless she got by when my back was turned.” “Nary catamount with her back up looking for trouble?” “Not lately.” “Nary compound extract of Calamity Jane en wholesale destruction?” , “Nary.” “Then I reckon I can stop en' breathe myself." “Broke a faro bank at The Colonel’s Own last night en my wife’s been arter me ever since with three knives, two guns an’ her duuder up. Say, I’m lamin' low, I am. Liz wants a caliker dress, nalligator grip an’ a dimun' ring, ’long with a ticket to Tombstone, so’s She can run down and sec her folks. I don’t object to sendin' her up the road, but I've got my eyes on the bank at Juniper Jones’, an’ it’ll take every dollar I've got to bust it en throw in a gilt edged, double header toot. But that's* the way with wimmen. No idees of what’s what. Ain’t married, be ye?” “Well, I guess not.” “Young feller, yer in big luck, 'cause marriage is a failure, blamed if ’tain’t. Sap, I’m goin’ over tc Juniper’s, an’ if you run counter ol a blizzard in petticoats runnin’ that way, leader ’er off en tell ’er yer saw me goin’ to the Colonel’s Own, an’ obliged to ye. Day, stranger.”

Some Texas Siftings.

A steady job—walking ft tight rope. When women get to fighting tbs devil goes to take a drink. Woman was made after man, but mau has been after woman ever since, q Bitter experience comes to the man who drinks cocktails constantly • Something that speaks louder than words. A 50-ceut tip to the waiter.

In Olden Times

People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient aetk». but now that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permanently cure habitual constipation, well informed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but fin al y injure the system. “Yes,” assented Mia. Smith* “she has a pretty face, hut! tbwii»' thai'Ttli»s a rather hard expression: don't von ’• because her complexion is enamelled.” Dnserv'nc Coned- --re.—There is no article which so richly deserves the entire confidence ■Of the community ng Brown’s Bromhtal. Troches Those suffer-eg from Asthmatic am B -onchial Dlsea c »s, Courts, and Colds, should t ] them. Price 3> cents. It Is said that care killed the eat, One ennunt use too much care in dealing with one’s neighbor’s feline favorite. }

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Three years ago I had a severe abscess, an I Seed everything 1 could hear of without benefit Myblood was in a very bad state, had Intense pain In my back, had to give up work and walk •h chrmches. Was advised to try Swamp Boot, the great Kidney specific. After only using one bottle I feel better than for years. ( Jno. Sawyer,Edinburg, In Perhaps the most snitahle place for a prize fight would be a round house.

Mr. Geo. TP. Turner SIMPLY AWFUL. Worst Case of Scrofula the Doctors fiver Saw. Completely Cured by HOOD’S SAKS A. PARILLA. “When I was 4 ors years old I had a scrofu lous sore on the midd.e finger of my left hand which got *0 bad th it the doctors cut the finger »ff, and later took off more than half my hand. Then the sore broke out on my arm, cone out on my face and neck on both sides, nearly deI -o' lng the sight of one eve. also on my right firm. E petors said It was the Worst Case of Bcrofula they ever saw. It was sUaaLs-- awful! Five rears ago I began to taWSroffn; Saraaparpi* Gradually 1 forth t tlfi¥fiMHpM||pipMtf)cginuingtobeal. I kept taken ten bottles. Ten dollars! Just think of what a return I got lor that Investment! A thousand per cent? Yes. many thousand. For the past 4 years I have h«d no so es. I Work all the Time. Before. I could do no work. I know not what io say strong enovgh to express my gratitude to Hood's Saisaparilla for my perfect cure.'' Bbobge W. Turner, Farmer, Galway, Saratoga county. N Y.« Wood's P/LLS do not weaken, b'-t aid di (cation and tone the stomach. Try them. 35c

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DAVID C. COOk.

The ‘Pioneer PnMlJisr of liter* tor* tor - Bam|;iy fieltooio. “ pfivid C. Cook, tho Chicago Sunday School publisher, ygis Lima Ip Enst Worcester, Now York, in J***, a «oA 0f

Ri v. E. S. Cook, a Mo!hodt#t m n ster, a Cultui cd aad schola: 1/ in*©. Since earliest ihildh ol he his b»»n d voted to the Sunday Scho**l. ,Ia boyhood >e oined The chur h, and begrn t aching ia-thar bum'ay S hool »t the

DAVID C. COOK.

Ige of seventeen in the "West Division of Chicago, ami for four yeari’f olio wing taught most of the lime in two or thr-e achools ea h Sabbath. The fire of 187 1 was tho beginning of his mission and Sunday-s hool -wo*k on the North Side. fai3 field was one *f the roughest and yOcrcst of the b<rnt district. Ui re, in a German th-atoratuT beer-hall, ho organized “Ever body’s Mission, *’ atterwords removed t a building of its own. Vrith an at* end* niro.of. 3.0 tO'4*o,he sustained »1 e school for five y. ars without the «id of chuieh or so iety. l csides this, he has since organized and super.ntciidcd Aortk Av«nue Mf®sidU, Lake View Mission, Lake Vlow Union Sunday-schools .n Chi ago, and th ; Sunday-s hool connected with Gra e Chmvh in Elgin, 111., besides seveial smaller schools. liis fir t publications were issued for his own Sunday-schools alone. Neigh--1 oring Sunday-schools, appreciating the value of these helps, beouiuo Ins first 6ubscriLers. Sion Mr. Cook discovered tliat his wore uoi the only schools that needed more and better literalui e than they could afford to buy r.t the pri- cs then cxislin , and resolved lo make it his Hie work io piece in the hands of the Sunday-school children of t.’ie Emd an a! undanco of tho veiy best lit' rat are at tho lowest possible prices. Ho was met at tho very outset wilh slmost imurnfoun'able obsta les and lively opposition but iho obstacles and opposition only furnished zest, for he js a man of purpose, and it has been well saiU of him, “his indomit bio ener y dein..nds insurmountable obsinoles.’’ That his puij oso was good and w.so is proved by the way ho has been suppo tod. it is seventeen years slnea he issued his fi.st pub icat on, and Inure Is now scarcely a village or hamlet in tho laud where they are not known a:.d used. Hu erapl- yg regular.y six a«aoi.iaie edimis and some sixty writexs, representing some of iho ablost bunday t-clioo! talent In the land. Among those who know him personally l*e is always recognized as a man of strong Christian character, a practical worker in the ilnireh, school and temperance cause, and a warm friend of missions, both home »nd foreign.

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A Tremeedous Rumpus

In tAe snrtoni Is pFodoc sd by a disorderly liver, fine gets into the blood «adifiw* saffron tinge to t) e countenance and eyeballs, sick be idaches en»t e. the digestive organs are tl r.-.wn out of gear, tbe bowels bc.ome erstive. there ate piins through the right side and shoulder -blade the breath rrows sour and the tonvue furred, dizziness la frequent, especially oi rising suddent.i. Thlß s»are of afa r could not exist unless the disturb 'lice were a scri'< us one. Yet it is easl'y ren e-liable with Hosts ter's Stoma.h 'Jitters, which reliei -s every svm-.tom of bii oiisness and IBUlgcStfwi ufl promotes a roeuiar action of the how- Ls. 'fid Is auxiliary of appetlie and sleep. The HP ters is a superb swd- o for malarial and kidney 1 rouble, rbeum vtism and debtEty. A wineglassful thrice a day. When gingvers meet In tho rlttff It I* a t.«ttd off iu tbe beginning of the first round. IMPORTANT TO FI.KSIIY PROPER. We have noticed a Dago article In the Boston Globe on reducing weight at a very small expense, It will pay our readers to send two oent stamp for a copy to Betlna Circulating Library, 36 E, Washivgtou_Sl., Chicago, lU, FITCt.— AII nts stopped free by l>r. KUna's tl- a-t Nerve ,i e tu e . No Fits after first day’s uae Warveloas cures. Treatise and S2OO trial bottle tree tu Fit cage*. Send to Dr. Kline. 101 Arch bt.. Hhila. Pa. The kennel kepper preserves bis Hie by “going to tbe dogs.”

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