Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1892 — THE POLICEMAN'S CASE. [ARTICLE]

THE POLICEMAN'S CASE.

“This isn : fc the first time you haw come in contact with the police,' said the lawyer to the witness. ‘‘No, sir,” was the reply, “What, may 1 ash, was the result of you* oruior encounter?” “I awoke him.” —Washington Star. • Oubeb—l soe McOnooi*. has gone to his last long sleep. Scarely —What —dead? Cubeb —No, no. I!o'o become a policemen. —Kate Field's V.' ashi^gtoa. “I tell you,” said the n-w p.-*’ice-mau, “I’d ir*a to aixas: somebody. I haven’t cati a bnow ye;.” ‘‘Weil," replied theieter*,., **foa just tackle most any n.an you nee carrying an umbrella, the etvoces are that you vr:ll make a caa*. — Washington Vest. Sergeant—6scer D’Hoeilhan. whir are you i*te In reporting’. Oilicer -i accioebUlly v a«dried upon ray own beat, *ii. end, tha neiguborhooU being itrtsye, I go| lost.-i.-eiroil Tribuaia The smallest coal hurelmf tmoaie. live, five feet long w» eo»H be Charles 0. Yeung, > !>••••* bop et twelve. 11 eelglit fa awwls. .