Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1892 — Ready For Hostilities. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Ready For Hostilities.

New York Weekly. Mrs. Slimdiet—Did you pound the steuk.well? Servant Yes, mum. And steam the bread? Yes, mum. Well, put some cologne in the butter and call the boarders to breakfast.

'An elephaut on his hands.'—Lib.