Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1892 — Page 3

■,'fr - ij-*- • - - ---. ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headaches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup cf Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its snany excellent qualities commend U to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FR AN CISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. KV. vrw vntur v •> DR. KILMERS . **•& K» LIVER *22 B ypfe? I’nin in (he SSsfiy-r — tzUM # T h Juv:rintsllko br* k-durj f:o«,uent culls or rcttontiuji* rliuu*untibizu 1 Kidney Complaint, Di»bht*:s, dropsy, *cnnty or high ooi jre t u.-m.. Urinary Xroit)»lc«, SUnglnir reimtinin when Yoklitjr, direct, n>r*. •tt/- Ic.. the parts, urutliral irrituiloii, ttri.-ii-t e. Disordered Li ver, moat or durk riruies under tlio eye., t.ijfus Moatoil, diiSisiipatiqa, yellowish fyol*all*. CunTATtien- Van .••intents of On* Jt.itHr, If not be* Dmjpjsta firm refund you tlio price j»li At Briii;uUth, .10c. Size, frJ.OO Slv*. AAvalldH* Guide to Health" fro*—Cuiwultatlou ho* lte. KIt.MKH It Co., IUNOHAMION, N. V. Mrs. E. J. Rowell, Medford, Mass., says fcci bother has been cured cf Scrofula by the use of four bottles of after having had bnch other treat- meat, and being leduced to qaite a low condition of healtb, as i 1 was thought she could not live. boy qfjhercdfr wSfIQSBI SOS scrofula whlcb ‘Appeared all over hisface, For a year I had given tip all hope •f his recovery, when finally t was induced to use TCSRnSH A few bottles cured him, and no symptoms of the disease remain. Mas. T. L. Matttkrs, Matherville, Miss. Our book oa Blood ami Skin piaeascs mailed free. Swift Specific Co.. Atlanta, Ga. Young Mothers ! We Offer You • Remedy which Insures Safety to Life of Mother and Child. “MOTHER’S FRIEND" ! v Bobs Confinement of it* fain, Horror andßisJt. After uilnyonebottleof "Mother’s Friend" * •uttered but little pain. and did not experience that weakness afterward usual In suoli cases.—Mrs. Anus Cum, Lamar, Ho., Jan. 15th, 18M. Sent bv express, ebargss prepaid, on receipt of prloe, fiUSO per bottle. Book to Mothers mailed tree, BBAIIVIELD BEOULATOtt CO.. ATLANTA, jRA. r BOLD BY ALL DBUGCUSTB. ______ pc* Catarrh CREAM BUM wr^rn* IS wftßm WCATARH^ 8500 MsSfDmHE* 0 ] ’»•”»« rHWFEVER®#/i Woman or Child ML. • CATIffIMJiM Not a liquid or Snuff AY*FEVEf^ - A partiolels applied into each nostril I.agree able. Price 50. at Druggists or by mail. ELY BROTHERS. 68 w a.ren St.. New York. |»IST POLISH IN THE WORLD. | B mBBHM r ■ i> Enamels, And Paints which stain the bands,injure the Iron, ami burn off. The Rising Sun Stove Polish is BrilHunt, Odorless, Durable, and the consumer pays for no tla or glass package with every purchase. M M ANNUAL SALE OFB.OOO TONS.

TELLING THE NEWS.

there was a Little Misunderstanding but it Came oat all Itigbt. •‘Have you heard the news?” she asked as she burst into tbs family circle like a flower in full bloom, a peony at that. "„\o,whßtisit? What's happened’ Somebody married? Do tell us quick!” “Wait till l sret my breath! I never was so fiustratel in my life! I've just heard of it and I could not believe my own ears. After the way she cut up, too. , Oh, it s dreadful! What is this world coming to?” “But won't you tell us what it is, Aunt Jerushy? We’re just dying to tell yon, I’m sure, but can’t von see | that I haven't a mite of breath left to tell it with? Ch, dear! Oh, dear! It does seem as if my heart would slop beating. And after she had run time ,aud again, too —oh, dear!" It’s the colonel—he's taken her back again,” said one member of the family to the other: “shameful, isn’t it?” : - “And she kicked,” continued Aunt Jerushy, closing her eyes; “oh, how she did kick!” „ And she run away four diffewipb; times to my certain knowledge—once with Alf Marsh, once with Lera Slack ” —-‘-T&he never did! I think it’s, read mean of you to say that, Aunt Jerushy," said the pride of the family, putting her apron to her eyes.” and I II tell Lem as soon as he comes, see ; if I don’t!” | “Law. child, that ain’t nothin’. It didn't hurt Bern any.” “It didn’t? I’d like to know if it didn't. Do you s’pose I’m going to marry him now?” “Law sakes, what on earth has that to do with you marring Lem? j The colonel's got her now, and is I going to keep her, but I must say I j was suprised, and she such a kicker, • to say nothing of her running away. j “1 never heard 1 ' of her runuing away but once, and I didn’t know as Lem had ever seen her. I never heard a word against her, only that she didn’t like the colonel’s ways, and wouldn’t live with him." Meveiful sakes, she couldn’tefeoosm who she could live with—just sb^weflSnmiiEhr^igasDed Aunt Jorushy; “what are you talkiug about?” “'l'he colonel’s wife,’’chimed in the family. ; £ “I’m talking about that old yellow mam that I bought ©I him, and near 'ly everybody iiL._town. tias owned, I and now lie's taken her back,’cause she’s old and ugly, and is going to give her a good home for the rest of her life, and I’m clean beat trying to make out why he did it.” And Aunt Jerushy fanned herself with redoubled vigor.

The Giraffe and the Kids.

“Now, ,Eudalph r thißanimal shffitr Tefp us gain that lofty fruit. Twist his tail, Rudolph!”

“’Tis right well! Ta-ra-ra-boom Je-ayP

“Catch, Rudolph, and bless • th« tallented friend of yoftr youth.— Truth,

Too Inquisitive.

Chicago Inter-Ooean. Customer—l want to look at somt fur trimming, please. Clerk —What fur, please? Customer (in high dudgeon) I want it for a dress, but I don’t set what difference it can make to you.

Heroic Size.

PttOk. . “That is the statue." “It s much larger than life size. Isn’t it?" ! "Oh. veal But no larger than hi thought be was.” : ** • *

An Icicle Suddenly Thrust Down Your Back

Woolfi produce a sensation akin to that experienced by the nnhappy Individual who fwls the chills which ushers in an attack of fever -Aral ague and bilious remittent Hostetter’a Stomach Bieters. in such an emergency, is what is wanted at once to scotch the enemy which seems to penetrate the very jearm® or the bones, alternately freezing, Lroastin? and deluging the suffered with perspir tion. This grand anti-febrile specific is the surest medudiial safeguard that an cm’grant to the far w* st can take with him. Milarfai com)>lau:ts are rife in all regions newly clearedof timti r. in mining camps : nd in low. lying river bottoms »hero the st -. ams per'odically ovtrliow their binks. lir.m iaity from milaria is, however, obtained from the prote.tive -SffiffljaapAwbisb is Ugoa remedy for indigestion. rheumatic and kidnev ailments, liver compiaint. constipation and debility. Tho mernbers of the clacquo kas z clieerful occupatlon. ' . :^

Nothing Lik[?] It.

Ffir §eycn i ong years I suffered moreor les«. JE* 111 K-.dney and Liver Complaint,and during that time doctored with a number of Physicians, who stated that my case was bevood cure, I found no Remedy like Swamp-Root, and to-day, thank'lod, I am a well woman. Mrs. J.. Whelohel.Olio,XndFlobbsshys some of bis neighbors are 100 lazy to catch a nap. For Bronchial, Asthmatic and Fnlwon©omplaints, “Brown's Bronchial Troches -have remarirahle curative properties, bold only in boxes. Tho ‘‘tie tip” of the average strike is a knotty question to solve. ComplexloPcleared with Small Bilo Beans Men got out of scrapes, bit (some of them very often do It by a close shave. If you want a positive cure for Biltous Attacks and Colds use Bile Boans Small. The belle slionld wsar her hair in ringlets.—Texas Siftings. Will do good in almost every case of sk-knc.es —Small Jlile Beans. The dyer is not a desperate fnan, yet ho usually dyes,with his i oots on. FITS,—AII Fits stopped free by Ur. Ktlno's (!’«• t Nerve l otto or. No Fits after first day’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and *3 00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Ur. Eline. SSI Arch St.. Fhila l*a

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‘August J Flower”! I Light doctortreated me for Head Disease and o::? for Rheumatism, but did ne no cood. I could sol spea,k aloud. Er ry thing that I took into the Stomrca iiistTesscJ vtz conld not sleep. I had taken aS kinds of medicines. Through <g neighbor I g#S one of your books. I procured a bottle of Green’s August Flower aud took it. lam to-day stout, hearty and strong and enjoy the best of health. August Flower Saved my life and g ave me my health. Mrs. Sarah J Cox, Defiance, O. 0 B Q FAT FOLKS REOUCIO 7r\ Mr*. A ties Maple. Oregon, Me., writs* I \ Alt I J “Mr »wrl»* wevi.i i«Juod*,now HJbsßb (iredncimn of 13d ilw. ’ Ec- cirVuUr* wfUiee, UcVubfiTtKia CMeese.lß Cu f es Constipation INU 47—02 INDPL3 I Consumptive* and people B who have weak tunes or Astb- H mu. should use Plso'sCnra for H Consumption. It baa cured H th on sands. 11 has not injur- H ed one. It Is not bad to take. B it la the best coiiyh syrup. BE Sold everywhere. 3.1 c. H