Rensselaer Republican, Volume 25, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1892 — Jedge Waxem's Proverbs. [ARTICLE]

Jedge Waxem's Proverbs.

Some men kin make votes that can’t make laws. Mighty few patriots sit up nights wurryia about failin’ to git an oftis that don’t pay, j, , , 1 » A candidate for offls fs williaer than a gal thet wants to git married. It’s mighty bard work for a politishan to keep in the middle of the road. A candidate for constable wurries as much over it as a candidate ter President uv the United States. " Pettycotea has no biziness in politicks and vity versy. Its because some uv the undeservin’ ones is gittin big penshuc* that lots of the deservin’ ones goes beggiri. There is plenty of money in the country If we only knode how to git holt uv it. , , t '